Here is the deal, I don't try to own anything from Final Fantasy 7 or stake any claim that I own any portion of the franchise, characters or any part of the Square Enix company.

With that out of the way, thanks for reading, enjoy.

ObsessiveCompulsiveValkyrie – Thanks for the reviews, and as for feeling bad for Zack, be sure that shall continue, his constant need for sympathy that is. Red hasn't yet hurt the cats so don't fret and as for Cloud and Tifa, that stuff shall continue onward I swear, if that stuff isn't the most fun to write IDK what is, all censors are meant to be there and just meant to mess with you head so it was all intentional to get you to guess. Glad it worked

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Chapter 3

Zack: Welcome back everyone to another episode of WTF, today we have …

Deaddude: Zack get the hell out of here! (I said as I walked up behind my chair that Zack was sitting it and tipped it over causing him to roll off the stage. I sat down and Red XIII took a seat next to me) Welcome back everyone to another episode of "WTF!?" Joining us today is our new co-host Red XIII.

Red XIII: Hi everyone.

Deaddude: Red would you care to intro our show today?

Red XIII: I would love to. Today we are joined by Sephiroth, who made time in his busy schedule to be here, Genesis, who as always is carrying his copy of Loveless and Angeal.

Deaddude: Welcome gentlemen, now to start off I would like to bring out our very special guest professor Hojo. (Hojo walks onto the stage and the crowd begins to "boo")

Hojo: Is that really necessary? I am just a scientist.

Sephiroth: The most evil and vile one every, dad.

Genesis: haha you called him Dad.

Sephiroth: technically he is my father.

Deaddude: Yes yes we all understand. Hojo we all understand now that while Sephiroth and Genesis take the blame for the wrongs commited in the main story line and Weiss and Nero in the extension it is obvious to everyone now that you are to blame for everything that happened. Sephiroth was a celebrated hero, Genesis was a good man whose mind was twisted by your degradation and although other scientists had their hand in it you were the man behind it all; how do you feel about that?

Hojo: Well you see there was a lot that was misunderstood as to the reasons behind what I did exactly.

Deaddude: Interesting … Now! (As I shouted Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal stood up with their swords in hand. Cloud, Zack, Aerith, Tifa and Vincent all ran up to the stage.)

Hojo: What is going on?

Deaddude: You didn't think anyone actually wanted you here for anything other than your death did you? (Asked with a laugh as Red XIII stood up and walked slowly over to Hojo as well. The entire group took their chance and stabbed, punched and bluntly attacked Hojo. While Hojo was on the ground bleeding and in great pain Vincent walked over him and knelt down looking down at him. Vincent then pointed his Cerberus at his forehead.)

Vincent: See you in hell. (Vincent said with a grin just before he pulled the trigger on his gun planting three bullets into Hojo's brain. The crowd cheered.)

Deaddude: Thank you everyone now, if you could leave the stage we will begin today's show truly. (Said as a stage hand dragged Hojo's dead body off the stage and the others sat down in the audience once again making only Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal, Red XIII and myself left on the stage. They each took their seats.

Sephiroth: Well I feel so much better.

Genesis: As do I.

Angeal: I do some what but I am still missing my sword Zack I want it back! I hate this shitty little one.

Zack (from off camera): Deal with it the Buster Sword is mine *****!

Angeal: Now I am sad again. (Angeal said as he slouched in his chair.)

Deaddude: get over it. So we saw in Crisis Core that you three had a strong friendship but one that was rocked and hurt when Genesis went off on his own as a renegade.

Sephiroth: True, it did hurt our relationship but then again in that I wasn't a major player, I did have my major parts and my name was dropped a ton but the effect on me of Genesis' defect wasn't show, I feel his degradation was a strong player into my own psyche twist, it was because watching a friend who was pretty much the same as me really threw me off, then not to mention finding that info in the Shinra Mansion broke the last straw.

Deaddude: Insightful, now as for you Angeal we saw that you were constantly conflicted about Genesis, his degredation was just before yours but while you were still considered a hero you were more on the fence between wanting to side with Genesis and wanting to keep yourself whole. How did that effect you?

Angeal: As we could easily see, I died, then my sword was taken but I wasn't really dead until the end, I was like three different things, myself then a white haired, white winged version of myself then a weird animal thing, so all in all it really screwed with me, not what I expected when I signed up, but now I am more pissed than anything that my sword is still gone, it was used by Zack then Cloud then put into the ground, collected rust, cleaned up but still isn't mine.

Deaddude: Get over your sword man, have mine (I said as I threw a katana toward Angeal, the blade lodged into his shoulder) Oh shit! My bad.

Angeal (Looked at the sword for a moment in silence): A SWORD! Not mine but it is a start! (Angeal smiled then looked back at the sword) HOLY SHIT THIS HURTS LIKE HELL! (Angeal stood up and ran around the stage with the katana sticking out of his shoulder.

Sephiroth: Hold still. (Spehiroth took a hold of the sword and began counting.) This will hurt (Sephiroth said as he got to one and yanked the sword out of Angeal's shoulder.)

Angeal: Oh, that did hurt. (Angeal said calmly taking the sword from Sephiroth and sitting back down in his chair, his shoulder bleeding heavily)

Deaddude: It might be best to get him to the hospital.

Zack: Come on Angeal, you ****ing nut job. (Zack said as he walked on camera and helped guide Angeal off the stage.

Angeal: I got a sword. (Angeal said proudly as he walked off stage with Zack.)

Zack: I see that.

Deaddude: And yet again the ranks of our guests begin to fall apart, is it so much to ask for one show to end with the same amount of guests as it starts with?

Yuffie (As she ran onto the stage): You said amount, I can be the third!

Deaddude, Genesis and Sephiroth: No!

Yuffie: Fine! (Yuffie said with a pout as she stepped off the stage)

Deaddude: Ok so shall we continue?

Red XIII: So Sephiroth, you were defeated by a group effort, but as we all know in the end it was Cloud who ended you, do you hold a grudge? The same question goes to Genesis in reference to Zack.

Sephiroth: What people don't seem to understand is that last battle between Cloud and I in the game was after my defeat he was just kicking me when I was already down and as for the other battle in the movie, well I wasn't able to fight at my full, I had just been reborn and even with what I was using I still wasn't fighting with my all. At my full Cloud wouldn't stand even a minor chance.

Cloud (Said as he ran on screen): Let's go Sephiroth, let's take this little challenge outside, I'll kick your ass any day you want, you arrogant prick!

Sephiroth: Let's go ass face, right now!

Deaddude: Ass face? Surely it can wait until after the show has come to a … (I stopped talking when Cloud and Sephiroth drew their swords and walked off stage.)

Genesis: As for me, I was under a very different mind frame, like Sephiroth had I been at my max Zack would have died rather quickly, but the past is the past.

Zack: I'll show you rather quickly! (Zack shouted as he tackled Genesis; flying from off camera into Genesis and both rolling back off camera.)

Deaddude: Well again it is just you and me Red, I suppose this is the end of the show, I guess I can't complain at least with my show you know and I know when it is over; when the guests run, are dragged or apparently tackled off camera, thanks for watching, next week's info will be coming from Red.

Red XIII: I am sorry there is a mix up, we don't yet know who will be on next week, nor did we know last week about this week. (Red whispered to me)

Deaddude: Right well, keep watching "WTF!?" Peace out!

(Camera begins to fade away)

Yuffie: I want to be on next week!

Deaddude: The only way you will be on next week is if I get something great out of it!