"Lilly you're a whore!" Miley screamed once Oliver had left.

"I didn't do anything to him," Lilly defended herself, "I was just showing him a dance."

"Your just jealous of me, you always have been." Miley screamed, "What ever I have, you want."

"That's not true," Lilly screamed back. "I HATE YOU!!"

OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) say:

Miley, what you saw wasn't what you think

MileyRay (L)Oliver(L) LILLY'S A WHORE says:

Lilly was trying to get to me, and she succeeded, I hate her

OllieTrolllie (L)Miley(L) says:

Miles, no she wasn't, we were hanging out, she was showing me a dance

MileyRay (L)Oliver(L) LILLY'S A WHORE says:

oh, that's what u call hanging out??

OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) says:

well that wasn't the only thing we were doing

MileyRay (L)Oliver(L) LILLY'S A WHORE says:

well I don't want you ‛hanging out' with her anymore!

OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) says:

Miley, don't say that! And please change your name.

MileyRay (L)Oliver(L) LILLY'S A WHORE says:

No!! Oliver it's me or her, CHOOSE!!

OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) says:

I'm not going to choose between my best friend and my girlfriend

MileyRay (L)Oliver(L) LILLY'S A WHORE says:

ya u will, and I'll help u decided. meet me at my window in 5 ;)

OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) says:

fine, I'll meet u in 5, but I'm not choosing between u and Lilly

- OllieTrollie (L)Miley(L) has signed off -

Miley walked into Lilly's room.

"Knock much?" Lilly shot her a dirty look.

"Lillian," Miley said in mocking tone, "Can I borrow a condom? I know you'd have one."

Lilly's mouth dropped open and her eyes widened, that one hurt. "No I don't! And why would you need one, anyway?"

Miley winked and smiled. She wasn't dumb, she figured everything out when Lilly listened to ‛Teardrops on my Guitar', ‛I'd Lie' and ‛Fall to Pieces' all the time.

Lilly gasped. "You wouldn't!!"

Miley smiled, "I would." Then she spun around and went back to her room.

Lilly turned off everything in her room and layed on her bed. She listened carefully to everything that happened in the next room over.

Miley had the rope ladder hooked up to her window, so when Oliver got there he just climbed right up. She greeted him with a kiss and then led him to her bed.

"Miley, I'm not going to choose between you and Lilly," Oliver said as Miley pushed him on her bed.

Miley hushed him. "You will."

They made-out for a bit and Miley pulled off Oliver's shirt and he pulled off her's. Next went they're pants. But, when Oliver reached for Miley's underwear she stopped him.

"Here's your choose, Lilly or me," she said seductively as she slid her bra off.

Oliver was in awe, "You." But as she started to slid off her panties, he realized what he'd said. "Wait!" he screamed fairly loudly, but not enough for Robby Ray and Heather to hear, since they were watching a movie in the living room. "No, this is wrong. Miles, I'm still going to hang out with Lils."

Miley wrinkled up her nose in anger. How could he choose her when I'm offering sex. "Fine then, get out." She stood up and got dressed. Oliver was only in his boxers when Miley screamed at the top of her lungs. Then she went over to her window and unhooked the rope ladder, letting it drop to the ground.

There were footsteps running up the stairs. Oliver grabbed his clothes and ran to the outside porch. Lilly's window was open so he crawled in. "Lilly, help!" he said in a yelling whisper.

"Miley, what's wrong?!" came Robby Ray's voice from the next room.

"Go into my closet and get dressed."

Robby Ray threw Lilly's door open. "Where's Oliver?"

Lilly looked at him confused, "What do you mean?"

"Oliver's here, Miley said he came into your room. Where is he?" Robby Ray was pissed. There was no way Lilly was going to let him find Oliver.

"I haven't seen him. Maybe Miley's just angry because he broke up with her or something."

"Fine. But if I find out he was here, you are in serious trouble. I'm going to go phone his house now," he left the room and went downstairs. Lilly wiped out her cell and phoned Oliver's house quickly. Mitchel came out of Lilly's closet fully dressed. Lilly passed him her board and a rope ladder (she had one of her own) and waved him to the window.

"Hey Mrs. Oken, is Oliver there? - - Oh really, okay, well can I talk to you about some troubles I'm having."

Monday morning, when Lilly got to school, she ran up to Oliver and hugged him.

Oliver smiled, "What was that for?"

"You choose me over sex with a celebrity," Lilly' smile was huge.

"Well technically, Miley isn't a celebrity when she's Miley." Oliver had a hand on his neck, trying to be modest.

"Wait, you almost had sex with Miley?" Jake had overheard. "Dude, nice." Jake smiled. "So. Lilly, want to hang out at your place tonight," Jake wniked at Lilly.

Oliver looked at Lilly. He was afraid she'd say yes.

"No, sorry Jake." She grabbed Oliver's arm. "I'm going to a movie with Oliver tonight."

Jake tried to brush off the rejection by walking away.

"Wow! Now you just choose me over sex with a celebrity." Oliver smiled looking at Lilly.

Lilly let go of Oliver's arm, "Well my best friend told me to watch out for him. And I trust my best friend." Lilly skipped off to her first class, Phys. Ed.