"MINATO!" A voice rang in Kakashi's eardrum. He had been watching the news and fell asleep on the couch. The training wore him down the other day. He ran a course with the others to get adjusted to their bodies. He even had his ninken chase after them so that they would feel motivated. Every time somebody fell behind they would nip at their legs. "MINATO ARE YOU LISTENING?!" The voice rang a second time. He rolled off the couch. "I'm up... goodness..." He laid there on the wood floor, it wasn't comfortable, but at least it looked like he was getting up. "DON'T YOU DARE FALL ASLEEP ON ME!" The voice was worse than the fireworks at the festival every year. "What makes you think that? I'm not moving." Kakashi started to squirm away from the booming voice. "LOOK AT THIS MESS WHO DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO CLEAN THIS?" The voice boomed again. He winced at the sound of the voice. He looked over the couch to see Kushina and Jiraiya. "Kushina-san. I was just so tired. I'll clean it up later. Let me be." Kakashi then buried his face in the couch's pillow. "Minato, might not want to get the woman angry." Jiraiya advised. Kakashi lifted his face up to see an infuriated woman.
"Fine." Kakashi got up and started to mop up the mud from yesterdays training. Most of the mud was at the door way. Good thing Minato had wood floor because this would be a problem if it were carpet. When Kakashi was done he stood up satisfied. "That's better." Kushina went up and kissed Kakashi worse than just the kiss on the cheek. He was astonished when she pulled away and blushed. "Err. I'm going to go and get ready." Kakashi rushed into the bedroom. He went into Minato's private bathroom and splashed water in his face. He filled the sink with water and dipped his face in. He pulled his face out. "N-no it wasn't a dream...why?" Kakashi started to bang his head on the wall. "Minato are you okay?" Jiraiya called from the living room. "Yeah, just peachy keen." Kakashi cursed under his breath and went to get dressed. He wore Minato's usual clothes. He adjusted his headband. "There already." Kakashi adjusted his holster and prepared for anything that'll happen outside.
"Finally I was starting to wonder if I should go and drag you out of there no matter how much clothing you had on." Kushina said startling Kakashi. Kakashi turned towards her. "That won't be necessary." He spun on his heel and sat on the couch. "I'm assuming you have other things to discuss with me seeing Jiraiya here." Kakashi said waiting for an impact of some sort. He tensed when Kushina came over and whacked him on the head. "Can't I ever visit my student without something important?" Jiraiya asked Kakashi. Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the sannin. "Seeing as you would rather spend your time 'researching' than visit me then no." Kakashi emphasized 'researching'. Kushina laughed at the emphasis. "You'll see when I finish my novel you'll be begging to take you with me." Jiraiya huffed and crossed his arms across his chest. "Yeah. Like that'll ever happen." Kakashi folded his arms and copied Jiraiya's reaction. "SENSEI!" Minato came crashing in the door, with Rin in pursuit. "G-guys? What the?" Kakashi stood up and walked over to Minato. "Se-Kakashi what's the matter?" Kakashi put a hand on his shoulder. Minato looked at him with his coal eyes. "You didn't appear on time so we were worried." Minato was breathing heavy. Kakashi raised an eyebrow.
"I'm afraid that was our faults." Jiraiya came into view of the two 'students'. Minato's eyes widened. "Jiraiya…?" Minato said with a questionable look. Kakashi looked down at Minato. "Yes. Kakashi or should I say Minato?" Jiraiya asked. Everybody's eyes widened. Minato ran a hand through Kakashi's silver hair. "I was wondering when you'd find out." Minato said looking to Jiraiya. Kakashi stared at his sensei in disbelief. "Guess it can't be helped." Kakashi put his hands in his pockets. Kushina was really confused. "Sit down Kushina-san. You're going to need to." Rin ushered Kushina to the green couch. Kushina sat down and stared at Kakashi and Minato. "Sensei I don't like the way she is looking at us." Kakashi whispered to Minato. Minato only stared lovingly at her. Kakashi glared at Minato in disbelief. He whacked Minato on the head. "Knock it off this is me your in." Kakashi hissed at his sensei.
"If you two don't mind I'd like to hear an explanation from you guys." Kushina called from the couch. "Yes Mother." Kakashi made his way to the couch. Minato whacked Kakashi on the back. "Sensei!" Kakashi started to glare down at his body. "What's with the 'Yes Mother'?" Minato used gestures. Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "With Kushina she might as well be my mother." Kakashi huffed and folded his arms. Kushina was really, and I mean really confused. "Sensei, Kakashi I think we better explain." Rin broke into the fight with a gentle voice.
They let their attention look towards Jiraiya and Kushina. They looked really dizzy. "Uh. Right." Minato sat down on the coffee table in front of the couch. Kakashi leaned against the wall near the tv. "Okay so Monday we woke up and found out we were in each others body. Kakashi over here is in my body, and I'm in his. Rin over here is in Obito's and Obito is in…" Minato stopped mid-sentence. Everybody raised an eyebrow at the unfinished words. Rin watched rather confused. "O-obito doesn't know we're here... he might do something...something..." Minato couldn't find the words so Kakashi obliged, "Stupid, I mean it is Obito we're talking about, the idiot could be dumber than a peanut." Kakashi said putting his hands in his pockets and heading for the door. Everybody froze watching him head for the door. "Well? What are you guys waiting for? You guys are the ones worried about the dumb walnut." Kakashi said walking out the door heading down the stairwell. "That is definitely the squirt." Jiraiya followed out the door with Minato in tow. The girls of woman and 'Obito' came soon after.
OBITO
"Geez, no wonder Rin doesn't eat ramen her body can't take it." Obito was in the restroom near the ramen stand. He skipped out on breakfast with Rin's parents and headed out for Ichiraku; bad idea. He ate so much Rin's body couldn't hold in anything. You could hear disturbing noises coming from that restroom. Just then Gai, Kureani, Shizune, Anko, and Asuma decided to go to Ichiraku passing the restroom Obito was in. "Darnit!" Obito called from the toilet. That got the teens attention. "What is that smell it is very unyouthful?" Gai plugged his nose. Everybody else did the same reaction. They slowly made there way over to the restroom.
EVERYBODY ELSE
"Darn it! Obito isn't here!" Minato called. They reached an empty training ground 3 to find Obito late. Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Fine just calm down." Kakashi walked over and told Minato what to do. Minato nodded and cut his thumb. "Kuchyiso No jutsu." Minato called and a puff of smoke obscured everybody's vision. After the smoke cleared there stood the loveable Pakuun. "Yo." He said raising his paw. "Hey, You don't mind sniffing out Rin do you?" Minato asked crouching down to eye level with the pup. The pup made a disgusted face. "You don't need me, pup. She's at the restroom near that ramen shop 'Dead meat' eats at. And smells like she didn't have a good breakfast." After those words he poofed away. "'Dead Meat'?" Kushina question Kakashi. Kakashi nodded. "Obito." Kakashi simply said smiling. Without warning Rin ran down the street with the others in tow.
They reached the restroom to find their friends banging on the door. "Hey who's in there are you okay?" Kureani asked banging on the door. Kakashi simply walked in front of the door and made sure that they couldn't hear Obito. "Uh. Yeah she is totally fine now move along." Kakashi ushered the teens. "Yeah. I'm sure she's fine." Rin cut in and patted Asuma on the back. They glared at the two. "Nothing to see here." Minato came by wrapping the door with 'POLICE LINE – DO NOT CROSS- CAUTION'. "Since when did you care about others?" Shizune asked walking towards Minato poking his chest for emphasis. Kakashi glared and was about to butt in when Minato did the glaring. "Since when did you care what I did and who I cared about?" Minato shot back glaring and folded his arms.
Kakashi was surprised by this action and put his hand on his shoulder. "Now Kakashi, let's not be rude." Kakashi put on a Minato act. Minato understood completely. "Rude it's just the truth. Go butt in somebody else's business." Minato gave them the cold shoulder. Kakashi only came back harder. "Kakashi Hatake. That wasn't very nice; ten laps go on." Kakashi prodded his 'student'. He loved this. Minato nodded and grabbed Rin. They ran around the corner off the block. "See Rin is sort of sick ever since the 'talk'." Kakashi explained. The others eyes widened and they quickly understood. "I had a rash on my neck." Asuma said scratching his rash from memory. Kakashi nodded. "I know." Kakashi totally understood the feeling.
MINATO AND RIN
They turned the corner to face a restaurant. "There should be a shaft to the bathroom over here." Minato climbed a table and found an airshaft. Rin had a confused look on. "How did you know that?" Rin questioned. Minato glanced over his shoulder. "Let's just say Obito's the same as ever no matter who's blatter he has." Minato smiled at Rin. Rin blushed. "Okay Rin you go first." Minato loosened Kakashi's headband so it covered his sight; it made his hair loosen up and fall over a little more. Rin obliged and crawled into the airshaft. Minato crawled in soon after. As they crawled down the cramped, metal hall, the stench was unbearable. "Ah! Gross." Minato pinched his nose in desperation. Rin's eyes were watering. "I'm going to kill Obito for making my blatter go through that." Rin growled.
Minato laughed. Rin stared at him in disbelief. Minato slowly stopped and realized the awkward silence. "What?" He asked. Rin just smiled. "Kakashi should laugh more often." Rin said turning back and facing the stench. Minato smiled at his 'male' student. After five minutes of labor down that metal shaft they made it to the source of the stench. Obito finally was finished, but had clogged the toilet. Rin hopped down from the shaft with Minato in tow. Minato was blindfolded just in case. "Sensei! Rin! I'm so glad I clogged the darn thing." Obito pointed to the toilet. Rin punched Obito on the head. She grabbed a plunger she held her breath, and kept her distance. She did the motions and flushed. She was gagging. "Is everything okay?" Minato asked still blind. "Yeah. Let's go back." Rin climbed back into the metal shaft with Minato in pursuit.
~KO~
Obito finally came out of the bathroom, the stench nearly suffocated Kakashi, Kushina, and Jiraiya. "At times like this you wish you had a mask on." Kakashi mumbled. Obito smiled sheepishly. "Guess Rin can't handle that much Ramen." Obito said blushing. Kakashi glared. "You're an idiot." Kakashi simply scolded and stuffed his hands in his pockets. "Hey it's 4:30 guys want to go grab something to eat?" Kushina asked. Just then Rin and Minato came running by. "Okay now that that's taken care of ICHIRAK-" Minato was cut off with Kakashi's glare. He tilted his head in confusion. "After that incident no more of that place. Let's just go somewhere like a normal group being completely NORMAL." Kakashi emphasized. Rin, Kushina, and Jiraiya nodded in agreement.
Minato and Obito huffed in frustration. "Thanks a lot Obito." Minato huffed at his student. Obito swiveled on his heel to face his sensei. "You think this is my fault?" Obito persecuted. The others watched in disbelief. "Of coarse it's YOUR fault if you hadn't gone and caused a scene we would be enjoying Ichiraku." Minato accused once more. Obito glared. "Well excuse me for my love of ramen. And how was I supposed to know that would happen, it's not like I did it on purpose." Obito growled and turned away from his sensei and stormed off to another restaurant. "Hey come back here Missy this discussion has not been finished yet." Minato growled stomping off after Obito in the brunet's body. Everybody sweat dropped. "That was…" Kushina started but didn't know how to go on. "Akward…" Kakashi finished. They chased after the two drama effected teens. Little did they know what they were getting into...
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