The Fruit Pies of Doom Muhahahahahahahaha!!!! Part 1

She hoped to god it would never happen again but she was wrong, and she found this out when they decided to go grocery shopping one evening.

Tiffany knew something was up before they had even gotten into the car; Chucky had a look in his eyes that meant he was up to something, which also meant they would have to stay away from the freezer aisle. It was obvious and you really didn't need sense enough to figure it out, even their dog could have figured it out and been smart enough to stop whatever was going to happen.

"Alright, we are only going for milk, cereal and dog food," Tiffany told Chucky strictly. "Nothing else."

"Yeah, yeah. Let's just go so we can get home sooner," Chucky said giving Tiffany a look.

"Also, you are to stay by my side the entire time," Tiffany said shoving Chucky into the car.

"Whatever," Chucky mumbled as they drove down to King Soopers.

By now the people had gotten use to the two dolls and there family so they could walk right into any public place with no real worries. Of course, some knew of Chucky's murderous ways, and were sure to keep out of his way.

As they walked back to the cereal aisle the people made way for Chucky which made him grin from ear to ear. He loved going to the store, people were fun to fuck with.

One of the store helpers came up knowing Tiffany would ask for assistance and fortunately for Chucky, it was a very beautiful young woman. As she followed them around Chucky's mouth filled with drool and he stared at her the entire time.

Once Tiffany had chosen the cereal and the young women handed it to her Chucky leaned against the woman's leg and looked up at her with a smile.

"Hey, babe, you look like you need some good lovin'," Chucky told her in the best romantic voice he knew how to do.

The woman smiled back at him. "Sorry, hon. I like men that are my size. Come back when you grow 4 or 5 more feet," she said giving Tiffany a wink.

"Honey, you can have him if you want," Tiffany told her in an ironically serious voice. "You'll most likely kill him in a day."

"I doubt that. Unless he tried something, then maybe I would."

Tiffany smiled. "Oh, he'll try something alright, and you will kill him for it," she said pointing out the dog food they wanted.

Chucky stood away from them in a pout but as soon as he laid eyes on the pastry section his mood brightened. Making sure Tiffany or the gorgeous woman wasn't watching him Chucky made his way to the bottom shelf where the greatest of apple, cherry, pumpkin and pecan pies lay. Sure they weren't chicken but they were pies, and any pie was fine to him.

With a plan already formed Chucky searched his pants for some money, found just enough to buy three of the big wonderful pies then went back to Tiffany.

"Tiff, I am going to go to the hardware store. Maybe they will have something that will make killing someone more enjoyable."

Tiffany studied Chucky to see if he was lying but she figured there was no way he would lie about getting new murder tools.

"Okay, just meet me in the car when you're done."

"Right," Chucky replied taking off out of the store. He stopped just outside and hid in the bushes nearby to keep an eye on Tiffany so he could sneak back in and buy his pies.

For a small while he waited and once she came out and was far enough away he shot back into the store, grabbed a pumpkin, a cherry and an apple pie, ran up to the cashier, paid for them then casually went into the hardware store to buy a couple tools that would make good for killing. Might as well do that because it's what would have happened.

Finding some rather useful tools Chucky paid for those as well (why he's paying for all of it we will never know O.o) then hid the pies in the hardware bag and went to the car.

"Took ya long enough," Tiffany said as he got comfortable.

"Couldn't decide on what I wanted! There were so many things that would do so well in bashing someone to a bloody pulp that I had to just randomly pick some things out then pay for them quickly before I could get the urge to go back and buy the whole lot!"

"Sounds like you," Tiffany mumbled not seeing the contents clearly in the tan hardware bag.

Chucky just grinned as they drove back home.

((Will Tiffany find the pies? What will Chucky do with his new pies once they reach home? Find out next time on the next episode of "Chicken Pot Pie of Doom"!))