Season Nine: Friends
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A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~*The One With The Baby *~
(Central Perk, Chandler, Monica and Pheobe are present)
Chandler: So the docters say that we may have to try to concive a baby more times. Monica: He's not the one who's going to suffer the pain if it does. Chandler: I would do it for you if I could..but I- I- I- don't have a uterus.
---opening credits---
(same location, same people present)
Pheebs: You know what? You should do it! Chandler: What? Pheebs:I mean, Chan, you can act like your pregnant, like carry a pillow in your stomach, Mon will force you to eat pickles... Chandler: I am not doing that! Monica: Thats actually a great idea! Chandler: What! Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? I am not going to act pregnant. Monica: Ahh, so you just want to have all the fun dont you? Chandler: What fun?
(oooooo's in backround) Monica: What did you SAY?! Chandler (trying to hide what he said): I said loads of fun, loads of fun! Monica: You know what? Fine. If you want just sex, you aren't going to get any! (she walks out) Chandler: NOOO! Don't take away the sex, mommy! (Monica gives him a weird look from outside and leaves, other people look at him weirdly, so does Pheebs) Chandler (explains): Childhood Memory. Pheebs: Uhmmm, oh yeah.
(Joey is with Ross)
Ross: Look, I know you arent the right person to talk to but, Joey: No no. Tell me. Ross: Would it be okay if I was thinking about marrying Rach? Joey: (pause) Uh sure, well yeah, I mean- Ross: Look, I don't want anything to risk our friendship. Joey: Look, Ross. You and I, we're like this (makes two fingers crossed) and I don't want to be like a cat and dog. If you want to do this, go ahead.
Ross: You sure? I mean, I dont have to even look at her again... Joey: No. No. Just do it okay? Go for it. Whats the worst that can happen? Ross: Uh let me think (pretends to scratch his head) She could say no? Joey: Look, thats not going to happen. Ross: So your fine with it? Joey: Yeah. I'll be fine, man. Go for it. Ross: Well, give me your opinion. I am going to take her out on the roof, have one candle burning, some snacks and wine. Huh, huh? Joey: Sounds gooood. Ross: And then I am going to kneel down, and take out the ring. Joey: Also goood. Ross: And then she says no. Joey: Sounds gooo- no Ross, look this is not going to happen. She'll say yes. She needs you. You need her and Emma. Don't give up on yourself. Ross: Okay. I am going. Are ya alright? Joey: I am fine. Ross: Okay Joe. See yah later, wish me luck.
(Ross exits and Joey bites his lip)
Joey (muttering to one's self): Good luck.
---closing Credits----
Monica is laying facedown on the bed when Chandler walks in.
Monica: No, Chandler, I am not going to give you sex. Chandler: Sweetiiyyy... Monica: No okay? You only want me for it. You dont even want a child. Chandler: Sure I do! Monica: No you don't! Chandler: If I didn't want a child...then...SURPRISE!
(Chandler grabs Monica and Monica gasps at the sight. Chandler is wearing a pillow under his bathrobe)
A/N: A very special series, I am planning to write at least 12 scripts. These are my predictions, all mistakes are mine, (especially grammer) no spoilers, and no truth. Some you need to read the one before and some you can just pick randomly. If I were you, I'd read it by order in case I miss anything, but its your life.
Summary: 12 scripts of Season Nine of Friends. Some dramatic, some funny, some sad, some corney and boring, and in the end, a shocking death of the gang's former knowings.
~*The One With The Baby *~
(Central Perk, Chandler, Monica and Pheobe are present)
Chandler: So the docters say that we may have to try to concive a baby more times. Monica: He's not the one who's going to suffer the pain if it does. Chandler: I would do it for you if I could..but I- I- I- don't have a uterus.
---opening credits---
(same location, same people present)
Pheebs: You know what? You should do it! Chandler: What? Pheebs:I mean, Chan, you can act like your pregnant, like carry a pillow in your stomach, Mon will force you to eat pickles... Chandler: I am not doing that! Monica: Thats actually a great idea! Chandler: What! Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? I am not going to act pregnant. Monica: Ahh, so you just want to have all the fun dont you? Chandler: What fun?
(oooooo's in backround) Monica: What did you SAY?! Chandler (trying to hide what he said): I said loads of fun, loads of fun! Monica: You know what? Fine. If you want just sex, you aren't going to get any! (she walks out) Chandler: NOOO! Don't take away the sex, mommy! (Monica gives him a weird look from outside and leaves, other people look at him weirdly, so does Pheebs) Chandler (explains): Childhood Memory. Pheebs: Uhmmm, oh yeah.
(Joey is with Ross)
Ross: Look, I know you arent the right person to talk to but, Joey: No no. Tell me. Ross: Would it be okay if I was thinking about marrying Rach? Joey: (pause) Uh sure, well yeah, I mean- Ross: Look, I don't want anything to risk our friendship. Joey: Look, Ross. You and I, we're like this (makes two fingers crossed) and I don't want to be like a cat and dog. If you want to do this, go ahead.
Ross: You sure? I mean, I dont have to even look at her again... Joey: No. No. Just do it okay? Go for it. Whats the worst that can happen? Ross: Uh let me think (pretends to scratch his head) She could say no? Joey: Look, thats not going to happen. Ross: So your fine with it? Joey: Yeah. I'll be fine, man. Go for it. Ross: Well, give me your opinion. I am going to take her out on the roof, have one candle burning, some snacks and wine. Huh, huh? Joey: Sounds gooood. Ross: And then I am going to kneel down, and take out the ring. Joey: Also goood. Ross: And then she says no. Joey: Sounds gooo- no Ross, look this is not going to happen. She'll say yes. She needs you. You need her and Emma. Don't give up on yourself. Ross: Okay. I am going. Are ya alright? Joey: I am fine. Ross: Okay Joe. See yah later, wish me luck.
(Ross exits and Joey bites his lip)
Joey (muttering to one's self): Good luck.
---closing Credits----
Monica is laying facedown on the bed when Chandler walks in.
Monica: No, Chandler, I am not going to give you sex. Chandler: Sweetiiyyy... Monica: No okay? You only want me for it. You dont even want a child. Chandler: Sure I do! Monica: No you don't! Chandler: If I didn't want a child...then...SURPRISE!
(Chandler grabs Monica and Monica gasps at the sight. Chandler is wearing a pillow under his bathrobe)