Disclaimer: I dont know why i write this ever chapter....im starting to annoy myself. okay i do not own Fruits Basket

Sorry for taking so long...getting back at Haru wasnt easy. i dedicate this chappie to all those who waited patiently for it. i hope it was worth the wait. so enjoy and read and review.

Chapter 3

Revenge is sweet Hatsuharu Sohma!

"I wonder where Kyo is." Yuki thought, "He's been gone for two days now and even I'm starting to get worried."

Haru had gone home since he and Yuki had gotten back at Kyo, so the rat was happy to have the alone time. He probably wouldn't admit it out loud to anyone, but he missed seeing the stupid cat brooding around the house, arguing with him and getting into fights with him.

"Back from your little trip Kyo?" He heard Shigure say. "Where did you go this time?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." Kyo answered.

"Kyo," Yuki came into the room and started walking towards the other teen.

Kyo glared at him and Yuki was surprised at the defeated look in his eyes. "What do you want rat?"

"What happened to you?"

"What do you care?" Kyo walked away and went up his room. Yuki followed him leaving Shigure with a lot of perverted thoughts forming in his mind about what they would be doing.

"What happened to you?" Yuki asked again closing Kyo's door.

His question went unanswered as Kyo lay on his bed.

Yuki was getting worried and guilt started to seep in as he looked at the other Sohma's depressed face. "Listen Kyo, I'm sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. I just wanted to get back at you so badly for putting hair dye in my shampoo, I wasn't thinking straight. I would have never done all that to you if Haru hadn't been so persistent."

Kyo started to laugh, "Haru huh? That bastard, after I helped him too. I should've known."

"What are you talking about?"

"You stupid rat! Do you really think I'd waste my time messing with your beauty products? That was all Haru's doing. All I did was put the bottle back after he stole it. I didn't even know what he did to it until you came downstairs.

Yuki cradled in his head in his hands. "Okay Kyo, I'm sorry. Haru planned your dare too. I feel a bit guilty for going along with it. I see we both fell it his plan."

"Whatever, it doesn't matter anymore anyway, besides being sorry isn't going to change anything. I still can't believe I let that dumb ox trick me. Well it seems like there is only one thing we can do…"

"And what is that?"

"Get back at him."

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"Hey Haru, can I talk to you a minute?" Yuki asked.

"Anything for you, Yuki my love."

"Yes…uh huh, well I've been thinking about you lately."

"Really?" Haru's brow shot up in surprise.

"Ever since you helped me get back at Kyo," Yuki came closer to the ox, "I've been thinking of a way to repay you for that."

Haru's eyes filled with lust and he turned black as he thought about all the different ways and positions Yuki could repay him. "Well Yuki, you don't have too, but if you insist, I can think of a few ways you can repay me that we'd both enjoy."

Yuki tried his best not to shudder when he heard the suggestive tone in Haru's voice. "Anyway, I paid a visit to Ayame's shop and I saw something that reminded me of you."

"What is it?"

"It's in the bag over there."

Haru looked in the bag and couldn't believe what he saw. "Well somebody has a kinky side…"

"Yes well …" Yuki was trying to hide his discomfort, "aren't you going to try it on?"

"Oh, desperate to see me in it are you Yuki. You're lucky I'd do anything for you." The ox came up and kissed the rat on his cheek before heading off towards the bathroom to change.

"Finally, I thought never leave." Kyo said as he came out from under the bed.

"Explain to me again why I had to be the one who has to do this?" Yuki was exhausted.

"Because, you're the only one who could get him to wear the stupid outfit."

They heard footsteps coming towards the room.

"Okay he's coming back…" Yuki pushed Kyo back under the bed.

"Okay, okay, you don't have to push you damn rat, I'm going. I don't know which one of you is more eager you or that bastard. How the hell did he get dressed so quickly anyway? Oh and don't start making out with him right in front of my face okay. I'm not in a hurry to see two of my cousins helping each other get off, I wanna be able to use my eyes after today."

Yuki glared at him until he went back under the bed.

"You ready Yuki?"Haru called from behind the door.

"Yeah I'm ready."

Haru came in the room and Yuki tried his best to hold back a laugh. The ox was dressed in a short dress that kind of looked like a French maid's uniform. It was covered with white and brown cow prints all over it. The bottom of the outfit barely reached mid thigh and it had a small apron in the front.

"Now Yuki you know this would look much better on you."
"Actually Haru I like how you look in that. I hope you don't mind wearing these for me too." Yuki pulled out a pair of fur covered handcuffs.

"Oh Yuki you keep surprising me. I think I like this side of you, I can't wait to see all the fun we'll have." Haru came up to Yuki and allowed himself to be cuffed.

Kyo came out as soon as Yuki was done with the cow. "You really are stupid Haru. I can't believe you fell for that"

"Kyo?! What the hell are you doing in here?!" Haru exclaimed. "I never pegged you for a peeping Tom. If you wanted to join you could have just said so."

"Haru don't be an idiot. He's helping me get back at you for tricking us. Oh we have another surprise for you." Yuki turned to Kyo, "Kyo would you like to do the honours?"
"Sure," Kyo smiled then called out. "Shigure, Ayame get in here!"

Shigure and Ayame came in with cameras in their hands.

"Oh Aya, you out did yourself this time!" Shigure exclaimed as he saw Haru's outfit.

"Shigure how could you expect any less of me?!" Ayame put a hand over his heart. "Dear brother, when are you coming for me to do a dress for you?"

"Never…"

"Yuki how could you?!" Haru called out to him as he and the cat neared the door.

"You turned my hair pink." Yuki said before his voice darkened and he added, "Nobody messes with my hair."

"Who knew the rat had a dark side?" Kyo chuckled as he closed the door behind them, leaving the ox with two of the most perverted people in his family.

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In the morning paper a few days after, there was a picture of Shigure and Ayame outside of the snake's shop. However the most interesting thing was the blown up picture that could be seen next to them in the shop's display window. It was a picture of Haru in the dress and still in handcuffs. Included at the bottom of the picture were the words; 'We make your fantasies come to life.'

After that Haru found new ways to get rid of his boredom that did not include his cousins, who threatened to next time dress him up and leave him in the middle of nowhere to find his way home on his own.

Oh and on a side note, Aya's store became extremely popular and soon his fashion graced runways and red carpets. Every month he gives the rat, the cat and the mischievous ox ten percent each of his profits. The End.

I hope you liked it. I'm not 100% satisfied but it still turned out good. As an added plus I may be willing to Draw Kyo and Haru's outfit for you if you want to see what it really looks like. i might be willing if enough people want to see how they look and if I can get rid of my Shikamaru complex long enough to draw it. so tata for now and read The Wormhole for more Fruits Baskety goodness mixed up with some Naruto flavour. =)