Yu Yu Hakusho names, and characters are products of the Funimation Company. I just create the plot.

Shockwave

Chapter 3: On the Plane

Hiei clutched the end of the arm rest tightly as the jet began to shake more violently in take off. Clearly it was his first time on any plane. He kept his head back as it went into a sharp incline of about sixty degrees. When it finally leveled off a bit Hiei sighed deeply while he leaned back his head and sighed.

"You see Hiei that wasn't so bad." Yusuke joked at Hiei's expense. Hiei merely growled at this crossed his legs and put his hands on the back of his head and laid back. Suddenly there was a ping as the seat belt sigh went off and was accompanied by a woman's voice.

"The captain has turned off the seatbelt sign. This means you move about the plane either to the restrooms or to other empty seats, but please no rambling."

"What the hell does rambling mean?" Kuwabara inquired.

"Fool. It means no wandering aimlessly around like we know you are prone to do." Hiei criticized. Kuwabara became agitated as usual.

"You want to get your face pushed into the back of your head sort stuff?!!!"

"Stop it!" Botan ordered, "We going to be one a plane for twenty-three hours and don't want to have to deal with the both of your bickering."

"Well.......just...tell the shrimp to keep his mouth shut!" Kuwabara stuttered while folding his arms.

"Huhhhhh. I can tell from now this is going to be a lone flight." Yusuke complained, "I wonder how awful the food will taste?"

Kurama chuckled and opened one of his books. Hiei put his feet up on the seat in front of him and starred at the top hull of the aircraft. Yusuke seemed to immediately fall asleep. Botan took out a CD player and began listening. Kuwabara just put his head back.

15 minutes later

"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kurama looked up from his book to Hiei standing there hold his gut. He looked pale and in pain. "Uh" he grunted and this time he woke Yusuke.

"Are we near Los Angelus?" he questioned still half a sleep.

"I'm afraid not" said Kurama.

"Hmmm" Yusuke opened his eyes at Hiei, "Wow. Hiei. What's wrong with you?"

"I feel as if I ate a month old steak."

"Motion sickness," Kurama explained bluntly.

"Who would think Hiei would get air sick?" Yusuke said.

Everyone watched as Hiei began to change colors. His face went from white to orange, to scarlet, to white once more, and then to very unexpected pigments. Light blue, light violet, and then to a weird mixture of them all. Kuwabara swore he saw some yellow on his checks. After five minutes of that nonsense he finally went to green. "Damn, if Hiei is like this now, think how bad it could be when we land." Yusuke said. That was the trigger. The thought of landing pushed Hiei to the edge. He completely regurgitated into the airline barf bags he was holding. All of them turned their heads as their faces curled on disgust, but Hiei was far from done. He continued to vomit and vomit. Eventually he filled up three bags in ten minutes until a stewardess finally came by.

"Airsickness. We have some pills for that. Do you want me to bring some to you?" she said to Hiei as he through up once again.

"PLEASE!" said everyone with in 10 feet of Hiei in unison. They all starred at her as if she was a Profit from God. "Thank God. Finally. Yes. Hallelluia!" Said many people around Hiei including Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Botan when she returned with the pills and a glass of water. Hiei put the pills in his mouth and swallowed with the water and within three minutes he began to fell relief.

Hiei sighed very deeply and closed his eyes. "Well that was unpleasant." He said to Kurama.

"Not just for you. I strongly suggest that you eat something. You probably have little left in that stomach of yours."

Hiei agreed to it. He was hungry to his surprise. He asked the waitress to bring a large meal and he ate, and ate he did. Kurama and Yusuke starred at him in amazement. The both of them had never seen Hiei eat that much ever. He completed a total of three of these meals, which was enough to satisfy three people twice. This was expected of Yusuke, but Hiei? This is unheard of! When he finished he feel asleep for about an hour. When he woke he almost immediately became bored. He constantly changed positions in his seat.

"Hiei, your fidgeting in your seat is making it difficult to concentrate." Kurama said not even bothering to look up from his book.

"Sorry fox, but as I said, it is incredibly boring being stuck on this plane."

"I told you, you can listen to music and a movie will be showing I one our."

"Might as well." Hiei groaned and took out a pair of head phones and plugged them in to the radio port on the arm rest. This how ever only kept him busy for about an hour. He then through the head phones and grunted, "An utter waste of time."

"What?" Kurama said.

"Ningen music.

"Well, it can't be as bad as you say."

"But, it is. The first thing I listened to was something called hard rock, which was just a damn loud rhythm with people screaming fricken gibberish at you. And then there is rap which is just bad poetry with music. The worst of them all was this one called country. This type was generic. Every song seemed to be the same thing said over again. I don't understand why they dare call this crap entertainment.

"Botan seems to enjoy he own music." Kurama pointed out. Hiei only scowled at this. "Since you seem to be fed up with the music why don't you try a movie? There is one coming up is just a minute.

"Hn," Hiei reluctantly put the head phones into the movie port and watched the screen as the opening credits came on. He did not want to see this motion picture, but he knew what else could he do? He watched the movie called Titanic which in his mind was too long for a movie as horrible, though it said that they won awards for it. Hiei of course did not believe any of it. The next movie he actually enjoyed, it was called Monte Python and the Holy Grail. He enjoyed how the movie totally made fun of ningen religion and showed how stupid they can actually be in the name of

Their religion. After the movies showed Hiei fell asleep, thank God, however only to be awoken by Kurama soon after.

"Hiei wake up we are about to land in LAX." Hiei groaned and sat up he was now tired and has not gotten much sleep. The seatbelt light went on followed by the woman's voice again.

"Please take your seats. Put your try tables and seats back into their proper positions, and fasten your seatbelts." Hiei was to drowsy to complained and he complied with the requests. When they got off the plain Hiei immediately fell asleep in the waiting seats. Yusuke went to get the boarding passes.

"I would like to get the boarding passes to flight 218 to New York." He handed him their tickets the lady put them into the computer.

"Here are your passes sir but I am afraid flight 218 has been delayed by about an hour."

"What? You mean to say that because a plane cannot get here on time we have to wait an other hour before it gets here and can be ready to take off again?"

"Well sir, yes. It seems that you are just a victim of air traffic. You see, it had a late take off too."

"I don't want to hear about it. Just give me the damn passes." Hiei had no problem with this it just gave him more time to sleep before he haft to be awakened, but the others who were rested had not clue what to do. It seemed like an eternity before the plane arrived but they still had to wait thirty minutes for it to refuel and switch pilots. When the jet aircraft was ready Kurama, of course, volunteered to wake Hiei, for they all knew anyone else would risk him throttling them to suffocation.

"Ohhh. Just tell were in Dublin now.

"No we are not."

"Then help get on to the plane fox." They both stood up and walked too the boarding bridge.

-I know it is not very good but please review any way.