(Flash: Welp, another chapter, another crewmate.

Alicia: :3)

Chapter 3: Meet The Peanut

Le Peanut is a small golden bunny...generic appearance is generic. And Peanut is a very cute bunny at that.

As this is happening, we see Flash moving a large bag out to the back of the FlashIcia house. Peanut's ear twitched, and he instantly bounced over to Flash. The bag seemed a bit heavy, and the contents inside sounded like electronics. Alicia was on the couch, tryna sleep off her headache.

"Stupid headache!" She huffed.

"Haaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiii! :D *Peanut pounced the screen* I is Peanut! I love interviews! And cake! And apples! But not teh oranges... Teh oranges is evil... Erhem! I is the pet of Le Flash and Le Alicia :3 just a pet. Only a pet. Definitely a pet. Pets normally talk. It is not at all suspish. Hehehe *3*' you heard nothing. Anyway, I always keep my trusty camera in my fur! :D here you see me trying to get incriminating evidence of Flash's serial killer side to blackmail him with :3"

Peanut pulled out his camera and glimpsed the back of Flash's head.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiii Flaaaaaash!"

"Also, I like glomping people! :D"

"Hi Peanut." Flash casually greeted. "Alicia put a bunch of cameras in my room, so I'm getting rid of them. Mind helping me?"

"Okai! I'm glad you only found Alicia's!" Peanut skipped over.

"G and I also hid a bunch of cameras throughout the place, but they're MUCH better hid than Alicia's :D"

"Great. Let's get rid of these before she notices." Flash smiled. Then it hit him. "Wait, what?"

"She's resting, so this is prime time to get rid of them!" Peanut started hopping along faster.

Flash continued dragging the bag along, but was starting to get tired. "Oh god...I'm not all that strong...but I don't want Alicia beating me up!" He grunted as he kept yanking the bag along.

"I'mma help!" Peanut squeaked, jumping up and helping to drag the bag with his mouth. Well, that helped a little bit.

"If only I were a bigger animal..." Peanut sighed.

"It's okay Peanut. Every bit helps." Flash reassured.

"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Peanut threw some confetti in the air.

Flash kept pulling the bag. "Almost there..." He panted.

"Huzzah!" Peanut cheered as they reached their destination. And once they got it there, Flash fell on his back.

"Oh gods...so...tired..." He yawned.

"Poor Flashy-Poo..." Peanut prodded his side with a paw. "How heavy ARE those cameras?"

"I don't know, but there were a lot of 'em. I guess Alicia prefers quality over quantity." Flash was really tired now. He was so tired he was jumbling up his words.

"I think you meant quantity over quality." Peanut started flipping through them. "I dunno, these are pretty good quality."

"Yeah. I'm probably so tired I got my words jumbled up."

"Aye." Peanut sat comfortably on Flash.

"Secretly, I think Flash makes a very good cushion."

He just passed out then and there, not caring if Peanut was asleep on him.

"In conclusion, I'm very happy being the pet of Alicia and Flash. They're really cool and nice to me, and give me lots of rabbit hugs and rabbit pets. Peace, peeps! Kill them oranges! :D"

(And that's done. Next up is…well, that depends. We got a newcomer, two others everyone knows and loves, and some other gals. Who will be introduced next? Find out next chapter! Be sure to read, follow, favorite and REVIEW! Review if you want these characters to be in a series. :3)