Oh shit what do I do this is a bad sight … are his hands where are they!!! I looked around. Ok not under the fish net. Temari is staring so is gaara he is pissed. Then I broke into a run to the window.

Ryou: Kiri what the hell you'll fall!

I ran as fast as possible and jumped out the window. Then I almost landed but Nicole slammed me into the wall.

Nicole: if you runaway I will find you and hunt you down. I won't let you run again.

Me: OH YEAH WHAT IF I GO TO THE LAND OF LIGHTNING!!!

Nicole: THEN THEY CAN KILL YOU!

She dropped me and I ran out of the village. Like she said she followed me but so did Temari. Kill me now kill me now. BAM ouch what the why is there a fan on my back? Unnn everything went black.

Temari: nice job

Nicole: thank you I try

Temari picked me up and carried me back to Suna.

Gaara: you got her

Temari: yes gaawa…

Nicole had to bite her lip and gripped her sides to stop laughing at Gaara's pissed off face. Then kankuro appeared.

Kankuro: finally she's a real hand full by what gaara has said. Glancing at Nicole and avoiding saying about her that might get her mad

I was placed in the room I had stayed in.

Gaara: I'll stay here

Nicole: me tooevil grin

2 hours passed I'm still out of it. Not that I'm ever not…I hope. Then Nicole being all impatient and everything yells at Gaara to get her ice water.

Gaara: why

Nicole: just do it god damn it

Gaara: no

Nicole: twitch what did you just saygrowled

Gaara: she is going to be family anyway so I might as well do it…DAMN IT… it's a mini Temari…barely… fine.

He gets up to get a bucket of water expecting her to drink it so she'll leave. BUT instead she lifts the water…NOT BUCKET OF WATER…just the water itself…into the air and floats it by me and…SPLASH!!!

Me: COOOOOOLD COLD COLD COLD COLD COLD!!!!!

I yelled as I ran in circles and right into gaara (through the sand mind you it hurt) toppling him to the ground. Then everyone ran into the room and started to laugh. I got up slapping gaara in the process because it was funny.

Me: WHATS SO FUNNY

Nicole: you, you idiot

Me: …

Nicole: …

Me: …

Nicole: …

Gaara: …

Temari: …

Shika: …

Everyone: …

Nicole: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE "…"!!!!!

Temari: the authors making us you idiot

Nicole: what is this author of which you speak of

Everyone: oops you weren't supposed know that

Nicole: oh I thought I was just stupid

(me: well you are I mean you can't open my fucking microwave

Nicole: shut up the readers shant know about my blonde moment.

Me: yeah kinda stupid 'cause ur a brunette AND NYA!!!! Can't find the trashcan.

Nya: I got lost in your kitchen

Me: its not a maze or something!!!!!

Nicole: stupid microwave…

Me: you thought the defrost button opened the microwave you idiot

Nya: we fought the kitchen and lost… 2 to 0

Nicole: but when it burns we'll be the ones laughing not your stupid appliances

Me: oooook back to the story

Jenn and Morgan munch on Joe Louis)

Everyone looks at the argument

Temari: OK umm back to the…story where's the author… don't let me get hit

Author: hits TemariMY LINE…back to the story

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Temari: anywayTemari had recovered lets got to bed.

Me: I WAS OUT FOR 2 HOURS I DON'T NEED TO-

I was knocked out by Nicole…again

NEXT DAY

Yawn…god why am I here again… knocked out then awake then out again…by who… hmmmmmmm

Nicole: DAMN YOUR AWAKE!!!

Me: duh

Nicole: THE bitch…

Me: thank you. I'm hungry

Nicole: me too

Me: TO THE KITCHEN

Nicole: the dreaded kitchen… lets raid it!!!

We walk down everyones still asleep soooooo we being us and all raid the kitchen. Ohhhh hey look cookies… it says "gaara" hmmmm well its mine now! Nicole also found cookies. Time to eat. After 10 min everyone came down.

Gaara: HEY THOSE ARE MY COOKIES

Me: ooops time to go.

Nicole and I spent the rest of the day trying not to get killed by gaara for eating his cookies. It was easy we beat him up(Nicole: he'll live…unfortunately)

Then Temari took us to the kazekage mansion.

Me: ahhh the highlight of the day when gaara ran throught the clothes line and was covered in women's clothing

Temari: WHAT!? He ran into a clothes line

Me: yeah it was funny!!!!!

Nicole: agreed

Temari: alright you two you should go to bed

Me: Nyaaa nyaaaa nyaaa stop acting like… ummmm what's the word I'm looking for..

Temari: my mom? smirk

Me: yeah uhh mo…mo…ahh forget it

We walk up stairs and go to sleep.

TEMARI

She is sitting on the bed shikamaru is in the shower. Then he walked out to his troubled wife.

Shika: are you alright

Temari: hmm… oh sorry I spaced out its nothing I'm fine

He looked at her and kissed her on the cheek

Shika: troublesome?

Temari: very

Shika: care to share puts arm over her

Temari: not really id love to sleep right now

Shika: ok

They lay back and fall asleep.

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Me: don't you love the arguments the next day is kiri's birthday

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