HEY! HEY! HEY! This is not exactly a story but each chapter is a random story we made up with Vampire Knight! So to not get you confused they are all separate stories by me and other people! Its mainly weirdness and humor. Enjoy!

None of the authors own Vampire knight!

REVIEWS WILL BE LOVELY!!! THANK YOU! IDEAS ARE WELCOME TOO!

Its winter vacation and everyone in the night class and disciplinary committee went on a cruise.

On the cruise (at the deck)

Aidou: FINALLY! I could rest in peace!

*BITCH SLAP!*

Aidou: Ow! What was that for?!

Kaname: Don't keep your hopes up. If you want to rest then go to your room.

Aidou: Fine. [*muttered* ...stupid douchebag]

*Kaname bitch slaps him again*

Meanwhile on the deck, Yuuki rests on Aidou's deck chair.

Yuuki: Ahh... For once I could be separated from chairman.

Suddenly Aidou comes charging in like a bull.

Aidou: HELP! My room is on fire! HIT THE POOP DECK!

Shiki: . . . What?

Ruka: Ew.

Aidou: Ugh! Whatever! Hit the poop deck! *Aidou flops to the floor*

Kain walks out of Aidou's room.

Kain: Muahwahwa! I lit your room on fire. *Kain walks to the edge of the ship* SEE YA LATER, BOMBSHELL! *and he jumped off*

As Kain was falling he realized that he couldn't swim.

Once he fell into the water he screamed like a girl.

Kain: OMG!!! HELP!!! I CAN'T SWIM!!

Ruka: Don't worry Kain! I'll save you! *she walked to the edge* Wait, never mind, I can't swim either.

Ichijo: *cheerfully* Go on, save 'em! *He pushed Ruka over*

Zero: Great! Who's gonna save her?!

Rima: Well, who should we save?

Aidou: Neither *crosses his arms*

**LOOOONGG PAUSE**

Everyone (except Yuuki, who's trying to put out the fire): Ruka.

Kaname: Don't worry Ruka. We'll throw you that donut looking thingy so grab it!

They throw the donut. As Ruka tried to grab it, Kain did too.

Ruka: Hey! Bugger off! *she kicks Kain's face so he can let go*

They pulled the rope.

Kaname: Ugh. *straining* SO... FAT! Urgh.. *Kaname looks back behind him* SHIKI! AIDOU! What the hell are you doing?!

Shiki and Aidou are doing a scene from TITANIC at the front tip of the ship. Shiki was holding Aidou's waist in front of him as Aidou had his arms spread out. (Obviously they are no longer paying attention to the situation at hand)

Aidou: *squealing and talking in a girly voice* Oh Shiki! I'm free! I'm FLYING! Whee!!!

Shiki: *Struggling* Ugh, oh, you're.. so... Fat!

Kaname: SHIKI!!!!!!!

Shiki: *drops Aidou* Dammit, WHAT?!

Aidou: I'm FALLING! *Aidou falls into the ocean*

Kaname: Help us out here!

Shiki: Otay.

They all pull together and save Ruka.

Kaname: All right. Now Kain--

Ichijo: Yeah, he drowned.

Kaname: Oh okay. Wait, where's Aidou?

Shiki: Who cares?

Kaname: True. Anywhoo--

Suddenly Yuuki taps him on the shoulder.

Kaname: What?!

Yuuki pointed at Aidou's room which was still on fire but twice the size it used to be.

Kaname: Okay, thanks. *turns back to talk to Ichijo* So anyway-- *he does a double take at the room* YUUKI! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Yuuki: I was trying to put out the fire and while I was doing that I saw some kind of liquid near by. So I dunked it into the fire to help put it out but then I realized it was gasoline.

Zero: Stupid head. *sighs shaking his head* Don't you know that gasoline is a solid?!

Yuuki: Ohhhhh... HIT THE POOP DECK!

**KABOOOM!*

Ruka: We're sinking! I can't swim!

Ichijo: Get on Rima's back!

Ruka climbs onto Rima's back.

Rima: *straining* Ugh... They're right.. You are fat. Quit eating so much!

Ruka: Hush child. Now MUSH! ONWARD!!!

Everyone else is able to swim and they are in the water.

Yuuki: *points* Look! An island!

Kaname: Everyone swim toward the island!

1 hours later they reach the island.

Zero: Ugh.. So hungry. *he bites Yuuki* Okay, I'm good.

Meanwhile, Kaname was on his knees praying.

Kaname: Dear God. Please send me down some food.

*A fish falls down in front of Kaname*

Kaname: THANK YOU! And if you're not to busy can you hurt Kiryuu? Amen-eth.

Zero: Look here! We're stranded on an island! Can you at least show some compassion by giving me a review?!

Hey! Zero is cranky! BUt really, we need some reviews and ideas please.

IF YOU REVIEW you'll find out how Kain got back, how chairman cross showed up, and what happens in the end in the second half!