HEY GUYS I'M BACK.

So... I just want to clarify something. The days in this story may not be the exact day in real life. Er.. For example, September 4th is really a Saturday. It isn't in this story. Does that make sense? I hope so. I kinda screwed up there, sorry...

Anyways, new chapter! This chapter is a bit Spamano centered, so yeah... Sorry. I tried to stick some other stuff in there, but I had Spamano on the brain and it shows. Dx

Text me, TTYL!


10:15am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: Where r u?

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10:17am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From:Lovino Vargas

Message: Not at school.

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10:18am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: I kno that! Wheres big brother antonio?

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10:18am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: How should I know?

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10:19am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: Vee! U responded fast! U r with him arent u! Lizzy was right!

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10:20am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: god dammit who died and made her fucking cupid? How would she know?

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10:22am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Feliciano Vargas

Message: no! Shes just really smart about stuff like that. :) and she said it was obvious because both of u r gone! Ur skipping school together!

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10:23am

To: Feliciano Vargas

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: Fuck you both.

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11:00am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Elizabeta Héderváry

Message: so how was ur date? :P

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11:02am

To: Elizabeta Héderváry

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: You know what? I just – ugh. Your damn lucky your a girl.

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11:03am

To: Lovino Vargas

From: Elizabeta Héderváry

Message: lol im so scared. Ill just go ask antonio then!

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11:05am

To: Elizabeta Héderváry

From: Lovino Vargas

Message: god damn it.

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3:05pm

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Are you going to the dance with anyone?

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3:06pm

To: Matthew Williams

From: Alfred Jones

Message: lol nope. Im ridin solo, im ridin solo. Y?

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3:07pm

To: Alfred Jones

From: Matthew Williams

Message: Please don't text me Jason Derulo lyrics. And I was just curious.. I thought u might go with Arthur.

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3:08pm

To: Matthew Williams

Message: OMG Y DOES EVERYONE THINK THAT?

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Welcome to Facebook!

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Feliciano Vargas Vee! If I dont get this paper done I wont be able to go to the dance!

7 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Ludwig Weilschmidt what? Why?

7 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Feliciano Vargas luddy! Oh well... I kinda forgot about this one spanish assignment that I was supposed to do and if I dont turn it in by 2morrow I fail the class!

6 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Ludwig Weilschmidt ...how did you forget about an assignment?

5 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Feliciano Vargas idk, I guess it just slipped my mind. :P :P

4 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Lovino Vargas stupid idiot, ill help you with your goddamn homework. Now get off the computer! And delete that potato molester off of your facebook!

4 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Ludwig Weilschmidt Lovino, I'm your friend on here too.

3 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Lovino Vargas what? why the fuck are you my friend on facebook, creep?

2 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Ludwig Weilschmidt … Because you friend requested me.

2 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Lovino Vargas bullshit! You probably fucking hacked my account. I should call the cops on you!

1 minutes ago · Comment · Like

Ludwig Weilschmidt Er, yeah. Good luck with that.

47 seconds ago · Comment · Like

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Hetalia World High School Tomorrow is the annual, 'Start of the Year' dance! Please be at the commons by 6:00 if you wish to participate.

15 minutes ago · Comment · Like

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Welcome to Yahoo! Mail!

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To: Francis Bonnefoy, Antonio Carriedo

From: Gilbert Beilschmidt

Subject: The Lame Dance.

… That obviously isn't nearly as awesome as me. But anyways, that is beside the point. I think we, being the bad-assest trio of friends in the school, need to crash this dance. I think we should come early, get into the school's computers and put on some really lame music. Like maybe some Justin Beiber. OR SOME OPRAH MUSIC THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

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To: Gilbert Beilschmidt, Antonio Carriedo

From: Francis Bonnefoy

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

Gilbert, we all have dates except you. I think you're just butthurt that Roderich asked Elizabeta back out and they're going to the dance together.

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To: Gilbert Beilschmidt, Francis Bonnefoy

From: Antonio Carriedo

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

Si, I must agree with Francis. Plus, Lovino would be pissed if I did that. ):

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To: Francis Bonnefoy, Antonio Carriedo

From: Gilbert Beilschmidt

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

You guys are faggots.

I don't have butthurt! And Roddy only asked Elizabeta out because he had heard that I asked her out. If I had waited until the last second like I intended and not listened to Mr. Can't-Keep-It-In-His-Pants maybe I would have a date to the stupid dance!

Antonio, when isn't Lovino pissed?

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To: Francis Bonnefoy, Gilbert Beilschmidt

From: Antonio Carriedo

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

): That isn't a nice word.

And Lovino may be angry a lot, but he's still adorable!

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To: Antonio Carriedo, Gilbert Beilschmidt

From: Francis Bonnefoy

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

Complete butthurt.

If you would've waited until the last minute, she would've rejected you anyways and went to the dance with one of her friends. She needed time to think about it.

And actually, believe it or not, Roderich really isn't out to get you.

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To: Antonio Carriedo, Francis Bonnefoy

From: Gilbert Beilschmidt

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

Tonio, kittens are cute. Babies are cute. Awesome chicks like Gilbird are cute.

Insane pissed off freshman are not cute. Get your terms straight.

No pun intended.

Oh, Francis, now you're just angry because I called the self proclaimed 'love genius' of the school out on his mistake. I know I'm right. There's no way I can be wrong, because only un-awesome people are wrong and I'm not un-awesome.

Unless you actually talked to Roderich and found out that he's not out to sabotage my love life? Traitor.

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To: Antonio Carriedo, Gilbert Beilschmidt

From: Francis Bonnefoy

Subject: Re: The Lame Dance

You don't even have a love life to sabotage to start off with. And it's Elizabeta's choice who she goes out with, so you might as well get over it.

You'll move on to someone else next week anyways. If I put your bird in a skirt you'd probably be chasing after it too.


So we find out who Elizabeta chose! And next chapter we'll learn about the dance.

We also find out apparently Antonio and Lovino are dating. Even though Lovino still denies it.

YOU CAN'T DENY FOREVER, LOVINO. WE'LL FIND YOU.

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Anyways, I'm off to fix some consistency errors I noticed earlier. Clean this story up a bit. Thanks for reading!