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Rebelle's POV

"And then he kissed me!" Ivypool hisses over the phone. I laugh.

"Oh Breezepelt." I laugh. "Boys are weird. That's why I'm still single-as-a-pringle." I lean back in my bean bag, squashing the phone down between my face and shoulder as I continue shooting people in Call of Duty. I grin madly.

"But pringles come in cans of layers of pringles." Ivypool points out.

"It's an expression!" I hiss. "Aw, crap!" I say as the power shuts out. "Jayfeather, go fix the-,"

"What in the name of Rebelle's bubble butt is going on?!" Foxleap shouts. My eyes widen, my jaw clenches as I let out a screech.

"What's the problem?" Ivypool asks.

"Foxleap." I hiss, dropping my phone. "Foxleap, take that back or I will rip your throat from your spleen!"

"What did I ever do to you?!" He shrieks as I sprint towards his room. My golden shurikens appear out of this air in my hand, and I threaten to belt them at him.

"I do not have a bubble butt!" I shout. Soon, Jayfeather and Silver both peer in.

"What in StarClan is going on?" Silverblaze shouts.

"Foxleap said I have a bubble butt!" I yell. "I do not have a bubble butt!"

Jayfeather tugs at his shirt collar. "Perhaps it was only a joke."

"Since when does-, well, it could be, but it doesn't mean that it's not what he thinks!" I hiss.

"Rebelle, stop!" Silver squeaks. "Don't hurt him!"

"This won't hurt a bit!" I smile. Silver wipes her forehead.

"Good."

"Because it will hurt a lot!" I cackle, punching Foxleap's face. He cries out. I grin.

He'll pay for what he said. Oh, he'll pay...

I snap my fingers and a peacock walks steadily beside me. It pecks Foxleap's cheek, then squawks.

Foxleap screams, "No! Not the peacocks! Or the interrogations!"

"What the (insert cussword)?" Someone says from behind the four of us. I turn my head to see a red-head standing with around seven different soda cans in his arms.

Wait, is that... Foxleap?

"Aah! The Clone Wars have started!" Foxleap- the one at the door –shrieks and drops everything. Suddenly, he burst into song. "And they've started with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!"

I scream as Foxleap shrieks the last note. My ears! (insert cussword)!

"I'm so honored!" Foxleap cries. "Wait, they haven't created cloning thingies so AAAAAAAHHHHHH IMPOSTOR!"

The Foxleap I'm sitting on grins, and presses something on his neck. His face morphs back to an older guy with ashy black hair.

"Ashfur!" The four of us say.

"Me." Ashfur smiles. He literally throws me off of him. My wrist cracks as I'm flung into Foxleap's television. My eyes want to cry, but I'm Rebelle. Rebelle doesn't cry!

"Nooooooooooooooooo...!" Foxleap cries. "My TV!"

"Mwahaha!" cries Ashfur. He jumps for joy, then bolts out. Jayfeather and Silverblaze follow him.

"Are you okay?" asks Foxleap.

"Yeah," I say.

"I wasn't talking to you," he scowls. He crouches down and moves me aside, the cradles his TV. "Oh, television, you're okay."

I slam my fist in his face, then regret it instantly. I cry out and cradle my wrist in my arm.

"(insert cussword) Foxleap!" I shout, standing up. "Go and follow Ashfur! Now!"

"What about you?" He asks.

"I'm going to the ER." I rasp. "I think I broke my wrist."

"Ouch."

"I don't need your sympathy." I scowl. "Now get going."

"No way. I can't leave you alone." My eyes widen. Since when has Foxleap ever helped someone?

I sigh. "You're doing this for my pies, aren't you?"

"Yeah..." He looks at his feet. "Well, let's go!"

xXx

"Oh, 911, 911, please take me away! Take me to the hospital, before I pass away. Hey! 911, 911," sings Foxleap for about the umpteenth time. I groan. We've been sitting in the ER waiting room for about an hour now! And no one has come for us!

"But what about my broken nail?!" A girl whines from the room.

"It's a darn nail, you'll live!" The doctor growls for the millionth time. "Now get out!"

"But what about my broken nail?!"

"It's a darn nail, you'll-, just leave." She opens the door and pushes the girl out. I recognize her as Heathertail. She looks at Foxleap and I. "Next!"

I walk up, cradling my wrist. Foxleap follows.

"Alright, who's paying?"

"He is," I say, just as Foxleap says the same thing but with 'she'.

"You're paying; it's your break." Foxleap grins.

"Well, I guess someone isn't getting any of the pecan pie I'm making them for their birthday..." I suppress a smile. Foxleap sighs.

"I'll pay."

I grin.

"So, what did you do this time?" The doctor, Willowshine, asks.

"Well, I was beating up Foxleap for saying I have a bubble butt, but it was Ashfur in disguise, then he threw me into Foxleap's TV, and now Silver and Jayfeather are chasing after him. I think he broke my wrist."

Willowshine nods. "Can I see your wrist?"

I gently lift my wrist from my lap and set it down on the exam table. She frowns.

"Well, it looks bad. We'll take it to the X-ray."

The three of us walk down the long journey to the X-ray.

"Are we there yet?" Foxleap whines. Willowshine silences him with a look.

"We're here," says Willowshine after a few minutes. She opens up a door, the room filled with nerd stuff and thingies. "Just rest your wrist on this table." She pats a hard plastic ledge. I place my wrist down on it. She does some things with the thing-a-majigs then presses a doohickey, then hands me a sheet. I look at it. "This is your wrist. It's broken."

"No, really?" I roll my eyes.

"You need to get a cast."

"Can I sleep while I do this?"

"No."

Too late. I already slipped out my sleeping potion and took a sip.

xXx

Silverblaze's POV

"Can't catch me!" I call. Ashfur growls and lunges at me. I jump to the side, leaving him face-down in the dirt.

"Silver, we need something to hold him down!" Jayfeather shouts. "We need Foxleap!"

"Foxleap's not here!" I shout back, slamming my elbow into Ashfur's back. He catapults downward. "Do something! Use telekinesis!"

"I only have telepathy!" Jayfeather snaps. I frown.

"Then splash a potion on him!"

"Rebelle's our potion's master!"

"Make his gassy!"

"That's what Foxleap does!"

"Then pin him down!" I dodge Ashfur's attempt to tackle me from behind. He lands at Jayfeather's feet. Jayfeather jumps and lands on him, pinning him down.

I grin. "Keep that up! I'll call Firestar!"

I pull out my phone and press, 'Firestar'. I hold the phone up to my ear.

"Hello?" Firestar asks.

"Hi Firestar." I grin. "Ashfur's out again."

"Again? This is the third time this week!"

"Well, you need to take him and keep him in his cell, because this time he said that Rebelle has a bubble butt!"

"Oh StarClan, how much longer until the world explodes?!" someone shouts faintly from Firestar's line.

"Not much longer!" someone else teases.

"Ivypool! Lionblaze! Back to your stations!" Firestar snaps. "Well Silver, I'm sending in Bramblestar. Just hold Ashfur down for a few minutes."

Aw crap! I think. "Jayfeather, Bramblestar's coming in a few minutes! Hold tight!"

Jayfeather grunts, still pinning Ashfur down.

After a few minutes, Bramblestar arrives. Jayfeather stands up, then Bramblestar kneels down and handcuffs Ashfur. Ashfur grumbles, "Dumb woman stealer. I'll have my revenge."

"No, you won't, and Squirrelflight is mine." Bramblestar scowls, dragging Ashfur into his car.

xXx

"Is Ashfur gone?" Rebelle asks from the couch. "Oh Foxleap, attack that base! No, that one!"

"I'm trying!" Foxleap wails, flailing his fingers on Rebelle's phone.

"What happened?" I ask.

"I broke my wrist." Rebelle smiles. She holds up a wrapped-up wrist. "And I officially ticked Willowshine off!"

"Awesome!" Jayfeather grins, then frowns. "Not the whole 'breaking-your-wrist' thing, but awesome!"

"Well, Jayfeather and I successfully got Ashfur arrested the third time this week." I grin. "Who wants Starbucks?"

"I hate Starbucks!" the three shout.

"That's what I thought." I grin. "I'll get us some take-out."

"Foxleap's paying." Rebelle says quickly.

"Aww..." Foxleap groans. We all laugh.

Jayfeather: Another great chapter by the amazing Queen Rebelle!

Foxleap: Yay! Please leave a review!

Jayfeather: Yeah, review. Also follow and favorite.

Foxleap: And every time you don't review, follow, or favorite, you... umm...

Jayfeather: Your least favorite character gets a cookie.

Foxleap: *gasps*

Jayfeather: But if you do review, follow, and favorite, your favorite character gets a cookie!

Foxleap: Yay! Cookies!

Okay, stay tuned for the next chapter! ~Silver