Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Why do you keep getting my name wrong? It's 'Enjolras', not 'Enjonine'. Gosh, people. And you call yourselves fans.
Cordially,
Enjolras.
P.S. Wait, Courfeyrac tells me it means—OH MY ROBESPIERRE, COURFEYRAC, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Dear *cough* enjy'scuddlebear,
I'm...flattered...(not really; that's a lie)...but...I don't really have time for a...wife...in my life right now...um...yeah...Patria is really my, like...ARGH! WHERE HAS MY ELOQUENCE GONE? CURSE YOU, ENJY'SCUDDLEBEAR!
Anyway...yeah. I mean, NO! NO!
Enjolras (not Enjy. Never, ever, ever Enjy.)
Om...the magnificent,
Here are the answers to your questions. Now go away before I arrest you for harassment.
1. My favorite color is gray. Not pink.
2. I do not have any pets. Except for my special kitty Snookums.
3. I do not know my birthday, which is sad, because I really want to know my star sign.
4. NO, NO, NO. I do NOT have a crush on Mme Thénardier!
5. My favorite song is "Look Down". It makes me laugh.
6. Yes.
7. Yes.
8. YES!
9. Well...not quite.
10. No. There are many. And I chase every single one of them equally obsessively. I have a special song for each one too.
11. Because...because...next question.
12. I DO NOT KEEP A DIARY! VALJEAN, IF YOU SAID ANYTHING- anyway.
Who the heck are you? Why are you invading my personal life?
UNsincerely,
Inspecter Javert (who has covered himself in purple triangles so you can't see him.)
A/N: Okay. The enjy'scuddlebear letter was from me, I admit it. I just had so much fun imagining his reaction that I had to...
And thank you, Om. You are our most loyal reviewer. You have reviewed twice. Good job. You get an e-sticker!
The purple triangle thing is sort of an inside joke...