Hello!! Thanks for all the Reviews. Now all I need to tell you is that I'm only doing about a third of the chapter today because I have a really busy week next week and my mom (the devil incarnate) says I have to do everything today. So my chores are:

Clean room, bathroom, laundry, kitchen, stay off computer, vacuum stairs, vacuum basement and sort DVD collection. Pity me and review.

Hikari was really having a bad day. Seriously, what was with these people? Did they really think that she would stand still?

Oh well.

Hikari looked at the closed window and door of her hospital room. What can I do with this? The smile that accompanied this thought was one of pure insanity. We will have lots of fun, demented staff of this demented hospital, lots of fun indeed.Insert evil laugh… then a choking sound

Sakura and the Akatsuki walked into the lobby of the hospital fully absorbed with getting a chance to be checked out. Of course they wouldn't be doing that for a while.

BOOM

A young girl came running out.

She had an indigo colored hair that was trimmed and just passing her ears, the bangs covered her eyes that hinted at a golden color. The gray dress she was wearing was one the kunoichi would use during training. Fishnet tights that go down to her ankles, and regular ninja sandals. But, the most noticeable thing is the headband around her neck, with the insignia for Iwagakure(1), and a long scratch through it.

"STOP HER!!" a brown headed nurse screamed.

Hikari immediately took off. She had come way to far to let a bunch of nurse's come after her with their fake breasts and short skirts. (2) She jumped up to avoid a collision with another male-nurse that had a heavy build. Grabbing the piping that was above them she flipped up and started running across the pipes.

Reaching the end of the hallway she just about missed the counter she jumped onto. For a moment all seemed at peace with the world. Only to be chattered.

"Hikari-chan!! What are you doing!?" Sakura really looked angry, scratch that, she looked like a volcano ready to blow its top when someone told it that they were going to put liquid nitrogen in it. If that makes sense.

Hikari plastered on her most believable fake smile, inwardly praying that it would work.

It didn't.

Sakura's eye twitched, "I'm going to give you to the count of five."

Hikari choked on her own saliva, "Shishou, no one can explain in fi-."

"Five"

"Shishou come on, ple-."

"Four"

Hikari took a deep breath.

"WeookareallylongtimebecauseRai-chanandSu-chanranintoagroupoftheivesandthenatthepartywewereatthisgirlandshewasallddamnBITCHyouareonmyhitlistBitchthatsrightyouronmyhitlisttopofitBitchElmosgonnacutyouhuntuoudownandcutyou"

Translation:

"We took a really long time because Rai-chan and Su-chan ran into a group of thieves, and then at this party we were at this girl and she was all 'damn BITCH you are on my hit list BITCH that's right your on my hit list, top of it BITCH, Elmo's gonna cut you, hunt you down and cut you." (3)(4)

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Okay in order:

The Village Hidden in the Rock

Hikari hates nurses because of what she does , you will find out later, and because she doesn't like people she doesn't know touch her.

This is what my sister,younger, and I were doing, I was holding her nose closed and she was snorting like a pig, then I called her a 'unique vampire pig'. Then she was like 'one of your friends' are weird he had this expression that said "fuck you bitch, your on the top of my hit list, don't think you can run away cause you can't, Elmo is gonna come get you."

This has to do with a show I watched on . Its called ' Elmo Behind the scenes' this is funny SHIT!! If you watch it you would probably get it.

I just had my braces tightened and I'm in pain. So please review and I will get the rest of the chapter updated and amazafied.

Sincerely~

Lady Natsume

I got new brace colors, black,green, and blue :)