I'm so very sorry for not keeping my word. I told you guys I owuld update after Christmas but i ended up being on February! I'm so sorry! Well, anyway, here's the next chapter!

Special thanks to xXDarkangelx for the cookies and editing and some future muffins! And also to rainfall-star07 as well for no apparent reason actually! (She's mine and xXDarkangelx's classmate)

Lenalee, please don't kill me. From, Komui

"Tell me why am I doing this again?" General Allen Walker cried out in pure frustration as he rummaged through the mess on the Chief Supervisor's table.

Lenalee smiled apologetically, "Sorry, Allen-kun. My brother can be a nuisance sometimes."

Allen nodded absent-mindedly as he lifted an enormous pile of paper with ease. Enormous, as in mountain enormous.

"By the way, Allen-kun, how's Carolyn's training coming on?"

"Hmm?" Allen turned to stare at Lenalee before his mouth broke into a smile. "It's been two months since I started training her. She's doing great."

"Oh?" Lenalee said. "Where are they now, I wonder. I don't see them anywhere..."

"Eh? Don't you know? They went out on a mission with Krory and Miranda. They just went out this morning," Allen then added as he turned back to the piles of paper. "Lavi is with Bookman though."

"Link?"

"Central. They called for him."

Silence.

"Tell me why am I doing this again?" Allen cried out again.

"To find my idiot of a brother," Lenalee responded automatically. Pause. "Underneath this endless pile of papers."

"Can't we save time and NOT look for him? The papers are endless as you said! He might've decayed to paper by the time we find him!" (Not logical, right?) Allen exclaimed.

"Can't," Lenalee stated monotonously. "I need my briefing."

"Lenalee," Allen asked slowly. "Why do you sound like you don't want to do this?"

"Because," the next thing Allen knew, words came flying at him like a tornado on a rampage. "He's wasting so much of my precious time just by lying dead deep down here," she kicked the side of the table, causing a 'thump'. The 'thump's from one, became two then three until it became uncountable. "Many people could be dying out there because of the darn Innocence and akuma! Perhaps, it would be better if I got married to an octopus rather than searching for him under the papers!"

Unbeknown to them, during the thumping, a hand had flown out from somewhere in the papers as if trying to touch the ceiling. Furthermore, when Lenalee started yelling, in cue, the hand started twitching. And when finally Lenalee yelled out the taboo phrase of the Order, Komui jumped out like a madman, his eyes bloodshot and his huge drill in a hand. "Where's that octopus? I'll drill him and ask Jerry to fry him for dinner for tainting my pure, innocent Lenalee!"

-CRASH-

A soaking, wet Allen sat on the floor, dazed and if one had an overactive imagination, one could see stars going round and round above his now wet head. Broken pieces og glass laid scattered beside him with reddish purple liquid pooling.

"Allen! Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'm fine," Allen flashed the concerned Lenalee a hopefully reassuring smile. I guess... He stood up shakily and ran his gloved fingers through his wer hair, making his fringe stick on the top of his head.

As Allen walked off, Komui slowly turned to his sister and slowly said, "I think that was the sample of an experiment I was working on..."

Lenalee turned her horror-struck eyes on him. "What experiment was that, brother?"

"If I'm not mistaken - don't kill me, please please please - it was a potion to shrink someone back into a child again of about 9 years but with their mentality still intact, fortunately," Komui said, his chin cupped in his fingers as the other hand hugged his chest, supporting his right hand.

"Oh, that's not too bad," Lenalee sighed in relief. "At least he won't turn into a cat or something even worse."

"But I really wonder, was the experiment a failure?" Komui's serious mode took control. "The effects were not immediate. Either it is a failure or the effects need some time to work," Komui snapped his fingers at the exact moment he uttered the last word, his eyes shining brightly.

"So you're using Allen-kun as a guinea pig?" Lenalee approached her brother menacingly as she cracked her knuckles in a not girly way. Maybe Komui's biggest nightmare has approached - Lenalee becoming macho.

Unmanly screams could be heard throughout the building for ages or in the specific time - 5 minutes. Looks like Lenalee killed him off pretty quickly. You go, girl!

Now, enough of this. Back to our wet, soaking main character.

Allen staggered through the corridors, ignoring all stares directed at him. He just placed a smile on his face and continued walking. Thanks to his superb sense of direction, he found himself in the third most place people expected him to be in: Kanda's training room. First being the cafeteria and second being his room.

Without a second being wasted, he twisted the door knob handle and entered, shutting the door with his back. For a split second, he looked up and the sight of Kanda meditating greeted him before his eyesight started to blur and a wave of dizziness rushed through him. He slid down and hugged his knees to his chest as the darkness pulled him down.

-1 hour later-

A sigh left Kanda's lips as he stretched his legs. His cold eyes swept through the room and landed upon the unconscious Allen who was still in the exact position he was in 1 hour ago. He stood up silently and trudged towards the latter. Maybe, he's going to punish him.

-BAM-

Oh, dear.

Allen moaned in pain as Kanda approached him, his eyes glaring daggers at the moyashi.

"Ow," Allen muttered, stars flying around his vision.

"Get up, you stupid moyashi and get out!"

"It's Allen and what the hell are you doing?" Allen glared with half-lidded eyes, making it look more like a pout.

"I should be fucking asking you that. What the hell are YOU doing?" Kanda snapped, totally unaffected by the adorable pout that adorned the face of the oblivious teen.

Allen grumbled and tried to stand up but failing epically by collapsing back to square one. He was like a toddler learning how to walk.

"What's wrong, moyashi?" Kanda sneered. "Can't stand up?"

Automatically like a record player, Allen responded, "It's Allen," before continuing, "and it seems like it, Bakanda."

Silence filled the room until the younger exorcist broke it.

"What's wrong, BaKanda? Cat got your tongue?" and before the samurai could retort, the next words the snowy-haired boiy uttered shocked him to silence once again. "Carry me!"

When Kanda finally got back his voice, he stated incredulously, "What?"

"Carry. Me," Allen repeated. It was an utterly absurd request - no, i mean, demand - to ask from the ice 'princess' Kanda Yuu.

Kanda looked down at the younger who had his hands outstretched so that Kanda could lift him up. With a sigh, pigs flew. HE squatted down with his back facing the other. "Hurry up."

Aware of the bright smile that lit Allen's face, he waited, After perhaps one minute, Kanda started fuming. Looking back, he saw Allen struggling to get up. With another huge sigh, he suddenly puled the gloved hands of the latter, earning a loud yelp and wrapped them around his own neck while his hands instinctively supported the legs around his waist.

As for Allen, he nestled his head at Kanda's neck, sighing softly as he adjusted himself into a more comfortable position and Kanda started walking. An adoring smile lifted Allen's lips.

Lavi Bookman stretched his arms, leaning back on his chair, making it tilt and support his weight with only two wooden legs. His chair make a thump and a scraping sound as he stood up.

"Bye, old panda! I'm going to bed first!" he called out.

The current Bookman threw the whole stack of books he was currently reading at poor Lavi. In mere seconds, Lavi was buried in a pile of books.

"Why you young moron?" Bookman snapped. "Don't go around insulting your elders!"

"Yeah sure, whatever, Panda-jiji," Lavi fled out of the room as fast as he could after uttering that sentence.

Whistling the tune of the moment, he strolled thorugh the grey corridors of the Order, holding his Ozuchi Kozuchi (hopefully it's the correct name) as he tossed it up down rhythmatically. As he turned around the corner, his eyes widened in horror and he quickly fled back, his hands clutching his hammer tightly as he tried to stick himseld to the wall. Hopefully, he would not be seen.

Kanda stalked past with a scowl plastered permanently on his face, with a moyashi-chan on his back! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Don't let Yuu-chan see me! Lavi thought.

In cue, Kanda stopped right in his tracks, Lavi then noticed Allen muttering something to the man carrying him. Lavi was too shell-shocked at the words Allen uttered to even breath.

Right after Allen's short sentence, Lavi saw one of Kanda's rare gentle smile worked its way to his mouth and he replied. Though, that smile came as soon as it left and Kanda stalked off with a moyashi who was smiling brightly, leaving a very shocked witness.

"I must be seeing things..."

"Walker, wake up," the blonde haired inspector tried to shake the teen awake who had his face covered by the pillow. In response, the teen moaned and twisted himself, impaling his leg on Link, kicking him towards the wall. A loud 'thump' woke Allen up and he shot up. Looking left and right in confusion, he then spotted Link sprawled unconscious on the grey, cold floor. He sighed in slight relief as he headed towards the bathroom. As he fumbled for his toothbrush, he opened his eyes which widened in shock upon taking in his appearance. An unmanly shriek pierched the quiet morning and unfortunately woke his stalker up.

"Walker, what is going on?" Link shouted as he pounded his fist on the closed toilet door."

"My hair!" Allen wailed like a girl. "It's become brown!"

"WHAT?"

So did you enjoy the chapter? Haha, btw thanks for all the reviews! My birthday is on the 26th so reviews makes me happier! Gorgeous fourteen! Have a great dayy!

P.S. If you read Percy Jackson, go read rainfall-star07's story 'The Son of Neptune' It's awesome!