Number 3: I hate toontown.
Does anybody have any idea where Toontown is? Where in hell is it? It's the worst game over Fan Fiction. And I have not even played most of those games on the website! It must be gay since it's saved on You Tube. Here is how: "When I was in third grade, I thought I was gay…If I was gay, I think hip hop would hate me. Have you read the You Tube comments lately?" People around the world hate gay then too. And 7002 people in the world hate hip-hop. Some other 14004 people hate tontoown. So as we can see, that is all of us who can count, Toontown is twice as unpopular as rape. Those two are synonyms. Gay is synonymous with the lesser. Even Bronu Mars says that by the time he receives this he will have spiraled up. Also, he would never do a thing to let those cowards fuck his world up! All you cowards that play toontown this year are faggot maggots! Cowards prefer to smoke faggots to fags. All of you who have ever encountered the number 74668, and you live in Oklahoma, you must know something: It's not your Zoning Improvement Plan code. Everybody else out of that state would know…it's text-language for shoot. It could actually be 323 other words, but some aren't English or whatever language you would prefer. 7 could mean Q, which would be followed by a 8. And only then, it can be the second 8, being U. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM! Damn does anybody know where that came from? I know. Read your keyboard to figure it. Then you can be like Richard from Chapter 2 and squeeze a lemon into your eye. Or take the batteries out of your eyes. Both mean drop acid. In the meantime, while I have complained about Toon Town's bad reputation, I also found Toontowns' location. It's in Heidenheim, Germany. It's at 48.7° latitude and 10.2° longitude. Let's not get into anymore shit on Toontown now.