Iggy's Bedtime Stories
Chapter 3
Despite the many pleadings of the younger flock members, Fang and Max had to go away to find 'supplies'. (Honestly, they just wanted to get away from Iggy's blabbering.)
"Once upon a time, in The Land of Awesomeness there lived this winged king named Sir Iggy the awesome. His royal subjects even called him Sir of Awesomeness!"
"Iggy! We all know you're not a king!"
"Shut up! Anyway, this king had so many women who wanted to marry him, that he decided to take a bride. So, this girl had to be seriously hot. He searched ,and, searched, but no girl was just hot enough. One day, while on the beach he saw this amazing beach beauty. She was tall, blonde, had an amazing but-"
"Iggy, is that the girl that we saw on the beach we saw one day, that you tried to talk to? Then she told you get lost, and then threatened to call the cops, so we had to leave?"
"Uh….no?"
"Oh, okay.
"Anyway, this babe was already married, but she had sister! So, Iggy married the sister that was way hotter. That, my friends, is how I got married. Sleep tight! Don't let my awesomeness bite!" Iggy left.
"We should really find Iggy a girlfriend."