New chapter FTW
"Hey, Alex. What do you have with you?" Ness asked. "Uh let's see, eight or nine bottles of sweet tea, a book of matches, some sandwiches, my pocket knife, a change of clothes, and an extra bandana. How about yourself?" "My baseball bat, an ATM card, the sound stone BuzzBuzz gave me, a couple burgers, three bags of fries, and a few ketchup packs." "Neato." Ness and Alex had just recently started their adventure and were sent by the mayor to clear out some gang who call themselves the sharks. "Who the heck is that?" Ness shouted *enemy encounter music* "Um, the earthbound wiki says a newage retro hippy." "Alright then." Ness attacked 27 damage, Alex attacked 30 damage. The newage retro hippy returned to normal, YOU WON! Level up, Ness learned PK rockin' alpha, Alex learned PK mouth blast alpha. "PK mouth blast?" Ness asked. "I'll show you in the next fight." In the arcade. "We're here to see Frank Fly." Alex stated. "The door on the left." A shark gang member said. "Ok, thanks." Ness said. "Are you Frank Fly?" Ness asked. "Yes I am, wanna make somethin' of it squirt?" "Um, yeah, the mayor doesn't like what you're doing. He asked us to stop you." Alex told him. "Alright then, BRING IT ON!" You were challenged by Frank Fly. "Alex, care to share PK mouth blast?" "Oh, right. IMA FIRIN' MAH PK BLLLLAAAAAAHHHHH!" 178 damage "O-ow. Pa…in." YOU WO- "I'm not giving up that easily! Get em frankystien mark 2!" "*whiiir* *clank* "What did I say about giving me orders?" *beep* *whir* "Please, get them." "Better" *clank* you were challenged by… a robot… thing… Just kill it! "PK ROCKIN'! the robot was destroyed. EPIC WIN level up!
"Alright you kids win. I'll call off the sharks." Back at the mayors office. "Great job kids! Here is the key to the entertainers shack!" "Alright!" Ness and Alex said in unison. And then they ran out at break neck speed. "Crazy kids."
"The key doesn't work." Alex stated. "What?" "The key doesn't work." "What?" "This key it doesn't work." "What? The key doesn't work?" "Oh wait, I was turning it the wrong way." *click* "There we go!" *cartoon wipe* "So this is giant step? Neat." *the sound stone came out of Ness' pocket and flew over to the main part of the sanctuary* The sound stone recorded the melody of giant step. Good job, Ness! "Thanks, narrator." No problem, I'll now warp you to twoson cuz that's where you need to go! *warp* "Whoa, we didn't have to deal with the police force!" Ness was excited because of that "Hey, a bike shop!" Alex said. they went inside. "Hi." "Oh, customers! What can I do for you!" "I would like a bike." Said Ness. "I would like a skateboard." Said Alex. "We have free promotional displays of both would you like those?" "Yeah sure." Outside. "This is awesome isn't it Ness?" "Heck yeah!" Um guys. Go to burgling park. "Why narrator?" Ness asked. Because I said so. "Alright sure." Burglin park. "Neat place." Said Alex. "Hey, Alex, did you hear something?" "Like what." "Like some guy jumping off a roof." "Yeah I think so." "Hey there kids what are you doin' here?" "Who're-" "Not important. What is is the fact the you're in trouble. "Whaddaya me- wait why's the enemy encounter theme playing?" Everdred challenged you. Alex drank sweet tea. (his favorite drink) and recovered all his stats. Ness lent his turn to Alex. "PK BLAAAAAAAAAH" Everdred was defeated "Alright you defeated me. I'll tell you how to progress go to happy happy village and find Paula. She's in a cabin near happy happy village go there and find her. Oh and when you find her bring her here." "Alright thanks!" So the heroes went on to find Paula. Also here is how the fight with the first sanctuary boss went. "This is a you sanctuary location. But it's mine now. Take it from me if you dare. Muahaha hahaha hahahahahaha!" That's one big ant! Good thing I brought the raid!" "Oh god, no not raid. AAAAAAAAHHHHH I'M MELTING!"