What's up!

I'd like to say that I've taken a break from all fictions to continue this one. Well

Here goes

Crash Course: Will he survive between 2 persecoms?

Same things I said last time apply. You know, about the disclaimer and all. If I did own Chobits, There would be a downfall to the original construction. That would be BAD!

Any way, it's Chappy 3!

Chapter 3: The Course Begins...

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"Okay!" started Shinbo as he stood near Hikari who sat in a chair. Hideki was at the other side of the room. His body was riddled with bandages.

"First order of business." Shinbo continued. "We need to fix the hair, man." Hideki watched as Shinbo brought out some clippers. With a buzz, they were started and brought near Hikari's hair.

But fate would not have it that way..

"Buuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz." Whispered Hikari as he jumped up and climbed on to Shinbo's head. He brought his head down to the head of his victim and started to bite at his hair, imitating the hair clippers. "GET IT OFFFFFFFF!" yelled Shinbo as he started running around the room. He started to bump into the walls.

Just then, there was a knock on the door. Hideki was still in horror as he watched his friend getting his hair 'eaten' off. Chi walked in and stood still. She watched the strange scene happen.

"What's happening in there!?" yelled a muffled voice from the other side of the door. Hideki looked over to Chi after attempting to get up twice. "Could you get that Chi?" he asked.

Chi turned toward Hideki with the question look she had been giving lately. "Answer the door." Hideki ordered from his seat.

Chi moved in time to dodge the moving mass of Shinbo and Hikari as Shinbo struggled to get the biting android off. Shinbo ran in a circle around the room until he tripped over the couch.

His face met the wall and Hikari fell of.

"That wall wasn't there." Shinbo muttered as he slid down the wall.

Chi opened the door after a lot of dust fell into her light brown hair. The person on the other side (Hint: Hideki knows HER very well, and I THINK she lives very close.) chuckled when she saw the persecom covered in yellow dust.

"What's.....happening?" asked Chitose as she saw the strange scene that had resulted from past events.

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Shinbo rubbed his head as he sat on the couch beside Hikari. Then Chitose rubbed her backside and sat beside him. Next, Yumi started trying to comfort her weak legs, sitting next to Chitose. Minoru slumped onto the only comfortable space left. He was just tired. Even Chi squeezed on to the couch. The only thing they seemed to have in common was that they were all sitting as far away from the source of their pain a possible.

Hikari attempted (Let me emphasize ATTEMPTED) to make a warm smile. But learning had not taught him to.

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T.J.- Okay, it seems that Hideki and co. had been teaching Hikari a lot lately. Hikari's learning process: Imitation.

It's been 3 days since Hikari has come to Hideki's place. They've all been teaching Hikari a lot. All while getting hurt.

Hideki has not gotten a lick of sleep or studying for a while.

Bummer......

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"Some one needs to teach him to smile.." started Chitose.

"Who's least hurt?" asked Shinbo.

Every one looked to Chi....

Soooooooo!

Hideki has figured out how to teach Hikari. But will they teach him enough to live before he hurts them beyond comprehension?

Oh..and there seems to be a smarter and more troublesome side to the android.

Next time..

Chapter 4: Dark Chi, Meet Dark....Hikari?

But first I need the readers to tell me how Dark Chi came to be...Please?????

Without this key bit of info..I'll most likely mess up the whole process of the next chapter...

I'll be very thankful, and the story will most likely have a happy ending....

T.J. signing off.