Weekly Miracles
Week 3
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Movie Review: Minions – (The Emotion buttons are not online for Reviews)
Momoi: MINIONS!
Kise: MINIONS!
Murasakibara: Banana
Momoi and Kise: …BANANA!
Kuroko: Please stop being immature
Kise: Kurokocchi! Can't you see the cuteness of this minion
Momoi: No one is cuter than a Minion! He's the cutest creature ever!
Kuroko: No offense but he isn't cute nor he's the cutest creature ever created
Aomine: Tetsu! What the fuck is wrong with you! Are you blind or something?! Can't you see this minion is cute!
Everyone (except Aomine): …
Akashi: Did Daiki just admit he loves minions?
Midorima: Yes, Akashi. He just admitted it
Kuroko: The great ore…oh wait my mistake…AHO-sama just admitted something is cuter than girls' breasts
Aomine: TETSU! FUCK YOU!
Akashi: Daiki. Language
Kuroko: No, fuck yourself, Aomine-kun
Murasakibara: Can we start making reviews about the movie?
Midorima: Yes
Aomine: NO! WE WILL START WHEN TETSU ANSWERS THIS SIMPLE QUESTION, "Why did you say minions are NOT cute at all? Who is the cutest creature ever created? Why? Defend your answer!"
Kise: Kurokocchi! Answer! Why did you say he isn't cute!
Momoi: Tetsu-kun! Answer
Kuroko: How am I going to answer if you 2 keep barging in? If you must know, (1st question) It's just a normal yellow creature who looks like a corn or a bananaand we cannot understand what they say. (2nd question) The cutest creature/s who were ever created by the hands of God is Nigou and Sei-kun…
Akashi: I'm flattered, Tetsuya
Momoi and Kise: What…
Midorima and Murasakibara: …The…
Aomine: …ACTUAL FUCK! TETSU, SINCE WHEN IS AKASHI CUTE! I CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND NIGOU BUT AKASHI! I NOW I BELIEVE YOU'RE DEFINITELY BLIND! WHY AKASHI! WHY THE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHIC SHORTIE! ANSWER ME!
Kuroko: I believe that I'm not yet finish. Reason for Nigou: isn't it obvious. Reason for Sei-kun, because he's Sei-kun. Everything you wanted is with him. Even if he has a split personality, he is still the same. No one else. Isn't he the sweetest and cutest creature ever created in the world!
Akashi: Tetsuya…I'm…um…
Kise: UWWWAAAAHHHHH! AKASHICCHI'S EMBARASSED!
Momoi: KAWAII! TETSU-KUN JUST ADMITTED HIS LOVE TOWARDS AKASHI-KUN!
Aomine: TETSU IS BLIND I TELL YOU! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I SAID THIS! AKASHI IS NOT CUTE AT ALL!
Midorima: Aomine, shut up
Murasakibara: Mine-chin, may you rest in peace
Kuroko: All in favor to never start a movie review ever again say Aye
Everyone: Aye
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Lucky Item of the Day – Pleased: 6 (Kise and 5 more) ; Unhappy: 1 (Midorima)
Midorima: Someone help! I can't find my Lucky Item of the Day anywhere! I don't believe this is my lucky item
Everyone (except Midorima): …
Murasakibara: Mido-chin is panicking
Akashi: Interesting…
Aomine and Kise: HOW COME YOU AREN'T ACUSING MIDORIMA/MIDORIMACCHI AS AN ALIEN!?
Kuroko: Because this is how Midorima-kun panics, so it's normal
Aomine: FUCK YOU EVERYONE!
Everyone (except Aomine and Kise): Fuck yourself, Aomine/Aomine-kun/Daiki/Dai-chan/Mine-chin
Aomine: What the actual fuck
Midorima: Can you guys at least help me find my lucky item
Momoi: What is your lucky item, Midorin?
Midorima: …I can't believe I'm going to say it…but…Today's Lucky item is…porn magazines
Everyone (except Midorima): What the hell!
Midorima: I didn't believe it at first, I refreshed the page a lot of times, but it is porn magazines
Akashi: Then that won't be hard to find, we have someone here who has a collection of it
Aomine: Who?
Kuroko: Did you just asked that, Aomine-kun?
Aomine: Yeah. Who has a collection?
Kuroko: You, AHOmine-kun
Aomine: Oh…Oh yeah I have a collection of porn magazines
Kuroko: Sei-kun, we need to bring Aomine-kun to a hospital so that we can know if he has an EXTREMELY small brain
Murasakibara: Poor Mine-chin
Momoi: I don't feel sorry for you, Dai-chan. You really need a doctor's help
Kise: Maybe he'll be sent to a mental hospital
Akashi: He'll be sent to a mental hospital. Thanks to me actually
Kuroko: Thank God he'll be sent there
Midorima: Oh wait my mistake! I accidentally read Virgo's. Today's Lucky item is a body pillow
Akashi: Now that I have no idea where you can buy a body pillow
Kise: It's hard to find one, and it's expensive!
Kuroko: Midorima-kun, just a question, were you wearing glasses a while ago
Midorima: No
Kuroko: Anyway, who do you want to be in your body pillow?
Everyone (except Kuroko): …
Midorima: Kuroko…
Kise and Momoi: …You have…
Akashi and Murasakibara: …A body pillow?
Aomine: Well, we learn something new every day. Midorima can panic and now, Tetsu has a body pillow
Kuroko: Not a body pillow. I have a lot of body pillows. 7 actually
Aomine: The fuck
Kuroko: Anyway Midorima-kun, who do you want? The Sei-kun body pillow?
Midorima: The hell! No!
Akashi: You have a body pillow of me?
Kuroko: Yes Sei-kun. Anyway, the Aomine-kun body pillow?
Midorima: Extremely NO!
Aomine: WHAT THE FUCK TETSU!
Kuroko: The Kise-kun body pillow
Midorima: Just No!
Kise: You have a…
Kuroko: The Momoi-san body pillow?
Midorima: No offense, but no
Momoi: Me?
Kuroko: Myself body pillow?
Midorima: No
Kuroko: Yourself body pillow?
Midorima: What the actual fuck Kuroko
Aomine: And now we know Midorima can actually curse
Kuroko: The only one left here is the Murasakibara-kun body pillow
Midorima: …I'll take it.
Murasakibara: Really Mido-chin?
Midorima: It's not like I like yours, it's just the most decent one in all…baka
Kuroko: Midorima-kun just confessed his love to Murasakibara-kun
Midorima: Just give me the body pillow
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Who is Better: Justin Bieber or Kise Ryouta – (The Emotion buttons are not online for Who is Better topics)
Kuroko: Who made this?
Aomine: I did! The One, the only, Great Ore-sama!
Kuroko: Stop it. We don't need it anymore
Kise: Why me?!
Aomine: Because because!
Everyone (except Aomine): …
Aomine: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
Akashi: So we have to choose between the 2 people we find annoying
Midorima: This is going to be hard
Momoi: How come?
Murasakibara: Both of them are annoying. Both of them are equal. So it's hard to choose
Kuroko: Justin Bieber: A chic Magnet. Sang high pitched songs back in 2009. Was in a lot of movies and shows. And got arrested not only once but twice, thrice, or four times. Kise Ryouta: A 16 year old boy, who is older than all of us, acts like a 5 or 7 year old
Everyone (except Kise and Momoi): Definitely Justin Bieber
Kise: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!
Midorima: Well what do you expect? You are annoying
Kise: So is Justin Bieber!
Murasakibara: At least he doesn't act like a 5/7 year old
Kuroko: Or he doesn't try to attack you or killing you by hugging
Akashi: Or he doesn't call your name in an annoying tone
Aomine: Or he doesn't add the suffix –cchi in the name
Midorima: At least his dunks are better than yours, Kise
Kise: MEANIES!
Momoi: I still say Ki-chan is better than Justin Bieber
Kise: MOMOICCHI!
Kuroko: Even if you voted Kise-kun, Momoi-san, the winner is still Justin Bieber
Akashi: If this was only a 'Who is more annoying?' we will definitely pick you, Ryouta
Kise: Even my friends find me annoying…I'm rejected
Momoi: You still have me, Ki-chan!
Kise: MOMOICCHI IS BETTER THAN ANYONE OF YOU!
Akashi, Kuroko, Midorima, Murasakibara: We don't care
Aomine: If you two are dating, there will be consequences!
Midorima: What, you're going to stalk them and make their date miserable
Aomine: Don't suddenly tell them my plan Midorima!
Akashi: And now we know the plan of Daiki.
Kuroko: Speaking of dates, Sei-kun, let's have a date today
Akashi: Where do you want to go this time?
Kuroko: The Amusement Park
Akashi: I'm on my way, Tetsuya
Murasakibara: If you two are going to have a date…then Mido-chin and I will come
Midorima: What?
Murasakibara: It'll be fun
Midorima: Fine. It's not like I want to go or anything…
Kise: I see Midorimacchi blushing!
Momoi: Ki-chan and I will join you!
Kise: YAY!
Akashi: Then the Daiki will be the Forever Alone
Aomine: I will go there, you know
Kuroko: It's impossible, you need to have a date, Aomine-kun. It's 75% off if you are a couple. Since you're not, then you have to pay full price. As another fact, you don't have enough money to buy a ticket. Sad
Aomine: You haven't seen the last of the Great Ore-sama!
Kuroko: Shut up, Aomine-kun
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I'm back! Week 3 is out! Thanks for reading this! I hope you like it! Keep suggesting ideas!
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~Akai Tetsuna