Sorry for the very late post. I was being lazy. It was a very lazy Thanksgiving break. And this chapter is, like, super long, so hopefully that'll make up for it! Okay, I want to get a few things cleared up.

First off, only reply to me in PM's if you would wish to send in an OC or add a super power to it, which you can do if you answer the question: "Who says the quote 'I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension!'." Any reviews containing an OC or the answer to the question will be ignored and removed. We don't want everyone to know the answer! By the way, there is still 3/5 OC positions left, and one super power left.

Secondly, we need more toms! Too many she-cats! Swiftdash and Harold are getting lonely!

Third, you can still submit suggestions in the reviews.

Fourth, you can submit for multiple different tasks instead of staff member.

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Yeah... Happy Thanksgiving! Or whatever holiday you celebrate!

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Echoflame of FireClan: HERE YOU GO! *Random stuffed Honeykits and cupcakes fall through the air.*

Guest (Rainclaw): YAY! Someone thinks I'm awesome! Cupcakes for you too! *More cupcakes fall from the sky.*

Guest (Jenna): Yep... Lionblaze is quite stupid.

NOW ONTO ZE CHAPTER!

Pinestep yowled into the microphone, "EVERYONE GATHER UP!"

Cats popped up from potted plants, cameras, and lights from around the studio and gathered around Pinestep's office.

"Today is a VERY special day!" She announced.

"IS IT FREE CATMINT DAY!?" Lionblaze screamed while popping multiple bundles of it into his mouth.

"Give me that!" Flamefur grabbed the bundles of catmint and burned it.

"NO!" Lionblaze shrieked and started rolling around the ground, pounding his paws and generally acting like a spoiled kit.

Everyone else gasped and gawked at Flamefur.

"IT IS BAD FOR YOUR MENTAL STATE!" Flamefur yowled and threatened to burn everyone if they didn't hand over their catmint.

Pinestep just shot her with a tranquilizer.

"Sane cats..." Pinestep shivered, "The bane of our existence."

She then proceeded to shove wads of catmint down Flamefur's throat. She started fidgeting and random potted plants spontaneously combusted.

Every cat else ignored them and looked at Pinestep.

"As I was saying, it is not free catmint day."

"Aw..." Lionblaze pouted and started eating from his bundle of burnt catmint again.

"It... is... THANKSGIVING!"

Cricket noises are heard and random tumbleweed blew across the studio.

"Rephrase! IT IS CHALLENGE DAY!" Pinestep screeched.

More chirping and tumbleweed.

"REPHRASE!" Pinestep face-pawed. "I MEAN IT'S TIME FOR CONTESTS YOU EL STUPIDOS!"

"El stupidos isn't really Spanish." Honeykit exclaimed.

"What do you know about foreign languages!?" Pinestep argued.

Honeykit proceeded to speak degrading phrases about Pinestep in Korean.

Pinestep tilted her head and meowed, "Come again?"

Honeykit rolled her eyes and slapped Pinestep with a random fish.

Pinestep exploded, but then unexploded cuz she is awesome like dat.

"Cats will all be competing in contests all based off of Thanksgiving!" Pinestep explained as she whack-a-moled Honeykit into the ground using a ten ton mallet.

"Oh goodie!" Rainclaw exclaimed and did a happy dance.

Lionblaze yawned and started pacing.

"There will be an eating contes-"

"I LOVE YOU!" Lionblaze leaped on top of Pinestep and hugged her.

"ROUNDHOUSE!" Pinestep screeched and roundhouse kicked Lionblaze through the wall.

He walked back inside after a couple moments and meowed, "I still love you!"

Pinestep huffed and continued, "Eating contests, costume contests, hunting contests, and other thingies!"

"So... who's participating?" Blacksky asked.

"Well... you are!" Pinestep meowed genially.

"Wait, I thought this whole show was about messing with the clan cats!" Moongaze gazed at Pinestep with wide eyes.

"Well, I've been thinking... The clan cats shouldn't have ALL the fun."

"Y-you think this is FUN?!" Blacksky shouted, startled.

"YES! CONTESTS ARE FUN!"

"Wait what?" Heathersplash mewed.

"CONTESTS ARE FUUUUUUN!" Pinestep screamed in Heathersplash's ear.

"What contests?"

Pinestep facepawed.

Suddenly, 2 cats randomly smashed through the roof.

Everycat scrambled to get out of the way as debris fell to the ground.

Swiftdash got squished because apparently his catlympic sprinting skills failed him.

"Euf!" Swiftdash squeaked out.

A silver gray she cat with ice blue eyes and wielding 2 awesome katana landed on him.

"Eek!" Swiftdash mewled.

"Greetings, chumps!" she yowled.

"Did she just call us chumps?" Treepaw growled.

"I am Blizzardshard, lover of pancakes and expert hacker epic ninja... cat... I think..."

"Please get off me." Swiftdash groaned.

"I SHALL STAB YOU WITH MY EPIC NINJA KATANA, LOWLY PEASANT!" Blizzardshard screamed.

"Erg... Ninjas don't use katana. Samurai use katana. Ninja is not Samurai. Ninja use Ninjatō."

"Um... well... NINJAS USE SHURIKEN, RIGHT?!"

"Correc- AGHHH!" Swiftdash got stabbed in the face with multiple shuriken.

"I WANT TO BE A PANCAKE- er I mean, TORTURER!" Blizzardshard screamed at Pinestep.

"YOU FIRST MUST PROVE YOURSELF WORTHY!" Pinestep screeched back and drew a sick flaming rainbow katana from under her desk.

"KIA!" she screamed and charged at Blizzardshard.

"KIA!" Blizzardshard used super ninja sprint powers and broke the sound barrier.

In conclusion, Blizzardshard smashed into Pinestep and they both smacked into the brick wall at the speed of 1,200 ft. per second. All their femurs shattered.

"You're in!" Pinestep slurred out and passed out.

"Yesh..." Blizzardshard mumbled and passed out on top of Pinestep.

"Whee!" meowed the other cat with black and ginger patches on her tail and face amid her white and silver pelt. She jumped on top of Swiftdash.

"ACK!" Swiftdash yowled as a couple femurs shattered.

"Hello, I'm Bluefire. I also wanna be a torturer!" She announced and gave everyone cookies.

"I LOVE YOU!" Lionblaze screamed... yet again.

"Hey, look another tortoiseshell!" Flamefur meowed as she recovered from her coma due to the cookie in her paw.

"WHAT!?" Bluefire screamed at Flamefur.

"Yeah, aren't you a tortois-"

"NO I'M NOT A TORTOISESHELL! NO COOKIE FOR YOU!"

Flamefur's cookie caught on fire.

"Ha!" Lionblaze laughed as he alternated bites between his catmint and cookie. "Karma!"

Flamefur rawred and lit Bluefire on fire.

Bluefire screamed and lit Flamefur on fire.

Then they both ran around the room screaming, "IT BURNS!", catching random plants on fire.

"Ooh boy, fire party!" Heathersplash squealed and lit herself on fire.

Bluefire used her magic powers to dump water on all 3 of them.

Flamefur spazzed out and ran out the door screaming, where she did a backflip into the hall wall.

Bluefire stared and started an evil laugh. "I KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS NOWS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA", she coughed, "HAHAHAHA!"

"Um, Pinestep needs to go to the infirmary currently... I guess you are in." Moongaze stepped into the conversation.

"NEW MEMBER INITIATION!" Treepaw shouted and shot a anaconda out of her crossbow... ok, maybe she got a ballista for Christmas.

It swallowed Bluefire's head and she ran around screaming and backflipped on top of Flamefur.

"Never... ever... call me... a chump!" Treepaw hissed and cackled. Moongaze got Pinestep's rifle and put her in a coma.

Pinestep groaned as she came back into consciousness.

She was sitting in an infirmiry with a cast covering all of her legs. A nurse was standing over her and taking notes.

"What happened?" Pinestep mumbled.

"You broke all of your leg bones, hon." The nurse said in a silky voice.

"Femur." Pinestep automatically corrected.

The nurse glared and pressed a button. Pinestep got squished by the bed folding up on itself.

"I'm the professional here, hon." She meowed, her voice still smooth, "I think I know what a leg bone is called."
"Yep, you're the pro!" Pinestep squeaked and flicked her tail rapidly, which was the only part of her body that was sandwiched between 2 mattresses. "Leg bone, Leg BONE, LEG BONE!"

"Good, sweetie." The nurse smiled devilishly and let the mattress retract.

"Now, onto more pressing matters. We decided that you are too reckless for your insurance to keep up with all your medical bills."

"That's preposterous!" Pinestep dismissed nonchalantly.

"It's true, and we decided to take drastic measures to help you become less reckless."

The nurse dialed a number on the hospital phone, "Hello? Starclan? Yes, one spontaneous healing for Pinestep. Yes, I am aware this is her 56th time. Kay kay, thanks."

Pinestep's legs were instantly healed and her casts fell off.

"Now what's this ridiculous proposal you have for me?" She meowed irritably.

"We decided that the only way for you to learn compassion is to show some, hon. So that is why we are going to give you a Robokit 2000.5"

The nurse held out a robot that looked like a sleeping kit.

"The kit needs to be fed, washed, played with, and comforted. We'll judge you own how well you take care of the baby at the end of the day, and we'll see if we can arrange something about your insurance.

Pinestep groaned, took the robokit, and jumped out the window.

She whistled and then screamed, "FLIGHT RIVER!"

Flightriver zoomed out of nowhere and carried Pinestep back to the studio.

"Merp," Pinestep mewed, "Now time to get back to hosting."

The robokit sniffled.

"WHA!?" Pinestep screeched.

The kit started crying.

"BLAH! WHAT D'YA WANT!?"

The kit screamed louder.

"Make it STOP!" Pinestep screamed.

Heathersplash walked into the room.

"Hey, you're a QUEEN!?" Heathersplash yowled.

"Wait um no-" Pinestep stuttered.

"AND YOU HAD A KIT!?" Heathersplash caterwauled.

"Wait, I can explain!" Pinestep tried to muffle the robokit with her tail.

"Hey, come here guys! Pinestep is a queen!"

All the cats shuffled in.

Lionblaze burst out into sobs.

"WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL!?" Lionblaze smashed his head into the wall repeatedly.

"It's not like you had a chance, anyway." Blacksky mrowwed and patted his back.

"Yay! You touched me!" Lionblaze cheered.

Blacksky grabbed Flightriver's bat and smashed Lionblaze's face in.

It popped back into shape.

"Blah, grumpy she-cats are overrated anyway."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Blacksky shot fire out of her eyes.

"Meep..." Lionblaze squeaked and ran out of the room with Blacksky trying to cave his face in.

"Well, good luck. I wouldn't want to be you." Honeykit meowed. "Kits are annoying."

Moongaze face-pawed.

"Happy parenting. I'll bring you a chainsaw. Kits LOVE those." Blizzardshard contributed.

Moongaze face-pawed again.

A random Hollyleaf fell through the roof.

"YOU'RE A MEDICINE CAT!" Hollyleaf screamed, "YOU BROKE THE WARRIOR CODE!"

She then slapped Pinestep twice and jumped through the window.

Moongaze face-pawed YET AGAIN. She hurt herself.

"Remind me to dye her fur pink permanently later." Pinestep growled.

"Now will anyone help me with this kit?"

"Yeah... um we'll just leave you to your parenting." Rainclaw mewed and slowly backed away.

Everyone filed out of the door.

"WAIT! THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!" Pinestep screeched desperately.

"Have fun!" Treepaw cackled and closed the door and latched it.

"BLARGH! ROUNDHOUSE!" Pinestep tried to roundhouse kick the door.

"Power nullifier activated." The kit meowed robotically.

In conclusion, the roundhouse failed.

Pinestep whimpered.

The robokit giggled. "I wanna play..."

Its eyes glowed red.

"Well then, now that Pinestep is taking care of the kit, I will step in as host!" Moongaze announced.

"First up! EATING CONTEST!"

Lionblaze and Rainclaw did a happy dance.

"The contestants are Treepaw, Rainclaw, Lionblaze, and Flightriver!"

The four cats all padded up to the table.

Waiter cats passed through and placed dishes on top of the table.

"Course 1! Corn on the cob!" Moongaze purred.

Stacks of steaming corn cobs were placed on each plate.

"NUM NUM NUM NUM!" Lionblaze yowled and ate everything in one bite.

Everycat else was close behind.

"Course two! Mashed potatoes!"

A huge scoop of mashed potatoes was placed on Lionblaze's plate.

He started to dig in.

The other cats caught up and mashed potatoes were placed on their plate.

Rainclaw slowly pulled ahead of the rest and were neck and neck with Lionblaze.

Flightriver was starting to slow down a bit.

"NEXT COURSE! MAC 'N CHEESE!"

Piles of Mac and Cheese were deposited on everyone's plate.

Rainclaw and Lionblaze both ate there dishes in 0.0000000421 seconds.

"Blah, I can't eat anymore. I already had a Thanksgiving meal this lunch!" Flightriver groaned.

"Ok then!" Moongaze grinned evilly and pressed a button.

Flightriver was shoved down a pit.

"This is pointless!" She screamed from below. "I HAVE WINGS!"

"You can't fly when you're buried..." Moongaze cackled.

"WHAT!?" Flightriver screamed.

A bunch of mash potatoes, corn, and mac n' cheese dumped down the chute.

"AHHHH!" Flightriver screamed.

Treepaw glanced back, frightened.

"NEXT COURSE! PUDDING!"

This round was finished relatively quickly.

"TURKEY!" Moongaze screamed.

Treepaw was gasping at this point.

Lionblaze and Rainclaw even started to slow down a bit.

After a couple minutes, Treepaw gave up.

"No... more..." She gasped.

"PLENTY MORE!" Moongaze meowed and pressed a button.

Treepaw fell down a hole and the same happened to her as with Flightriver, but in this case pudding and turkey was added to the mix.

Treepaw groaned from inside the pit.

"PIE!" Moongaze shouted.

"CASSAROLLE! CHICKEN LEG! TUNA SALAD! STEAMED CARROTS!"

The contest went on and on.

Finally, Rainclaw looked to be what was her last leg.

"THIS ENDS NOW!" :Lionblaze screeched as he dug into roast lamb chops.

"Don't be so sure..." Rainclaw mumbled and activated her turbo boost.

She ate all the food in the next 3 rounds in 0.000000001 seconds.

Lionblaze's jaw dropped open.

Rainclaw burped and did the happy dance.

"RAINCLAW IS THE WINNER!"

"Noooooo!" Lionblaze yowled as he fell down a pit.

60 random foods filled the chute.

"What did I win?" Rainclaw panted.

"BAKED PIE!"

"I thought I ate pie already." Rainclaw tilted her head.

"No, you will be BAKED IN A PIE!" Moongaze grinned and shoved Rainclaw into a pie tin full of dough and fruit.

"NO WAIT! I EAT FOOD, NOT BE IT!" Rainclaw wailed.

In conclusion, Rainclaw was baked in pie.

Lionblaze ate his way out of the pit.

Rainclaw ate her way out of the pie.

Moongaze facepawed.

"Next up is the dress up like a turkey contest!" Moongaze meowed.

"Honeykit and Blacksky are team one, Swiftdash and Blizzardshard are team two, and Heathersplash and Bluefire are team three!"

"YAY! BLACKSKY GETS TO BE A TURKEY!" Honeykit screeched.

"Er... I don't wanna be a turkey..." Blacksky mumbled.

"..."

"..."

"YAY! BLACKSKY GETS TO BE A TURKEY!"

Blacksky sighs, "Oh well..."

"You're being the turkey." Blizzardshard meowed to Swiftdash.

"Er... okay?" Swiftdash mewed.

"Let's both be turkeys!" Bluefire and Heathersplash yowled in unison.

"Nope, only one turkey." Moongaze interrupted.

Both of them glared at her and she burst into flames.

Moongaze started screaming.

A giant anvil landed on Rainclaw and Heathersplash.

In conclusion, there was only one turkey, which was Heathersplash.

"Let the competition begin…" Moongaze coughed out, covered in soot.

"Ok, so how are we going to do this?" Blacksky asked.

Honeykit pulled a freshly plucked turkey from the market out of her ear.

"Er… If you wanted to base me off a real turkey, I think you need a living one." Blacksky commented.

"No, this is my idea!" Honeykit squealed and shoved Blacksky into the turkey.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YA DOING!?" Blacksky yowled from inside the turkey.

"Hey, Flamefur!" Honeykit waved the turkey.

Blacksky started getting queasy.

"Can you cook this turkey!"

"Um… sure, I guess." Flamefur nodded and set the turkey ablaze.

Blacksky sniffed.

"This smells good… Why am I getting sleepy?" Blacksky yawned.

"Let the turkey smell overwhelm you!" Honeykit whispered.

"Blah…" Blacksky fell asleep.

"Done!" Honeykit jumped up and down and squeaked.

"Okay, so this is how it's going to go." Blizzardshard plotted.

"I'm going to dump you into the vat of glue and start whacking you with pillows."

"I don't like that idea…" Swiftdash cringed.

"TOO BAD!" Blizzardshard screeched and pulled out a random cutlass.

"I thought you were a ninja."

"I am…" Blizzardshard looked at Swiftdash weirdly.

"Why you holding a cutlass, then?"

" 'Cause, you gotta walk the plank into the glue vat!" Blizzardshard smiled cheerfully. "And ninjas don't make people walk the plank, Pirates do!"

"That's stupid." Swiftdash said stupidly.

"You're even more stupiderest!" Blizzardshard screeched back stupidly and shoved him of the edge.

"Help! I'm drowning!" Swiftdash yowled.

"Don't ya know how to swim?"

"Yes, but not in glue!"

"Okay, I'm gonna toss you this grenade, and just hold on while I pull you out!"

"Oka- wait WHAT!?"

"BOOM!" Boom boomed boomily.

Swiftdash was blown out of the glue.

"PILLOW PHASE!" Blizzardshard screeched and pulled out a random pillow cannon she found under Pinestep's desk.

Multiple scenes of Swiftdash getting hit with the pillow cannon followed.

"Ptoo!" Swiftdash spit out a feather.

"All done!" Blizzardshard meowed.

"GLITTER!" Heathersplash screamed.

"SPARKLES!" Bluefire shrieked.

"RAINBOWS!" Heathersplash squealed back.

"FLOWERS!"

"RIBBONS!"

"MAKEUP!"

"DIAMONDS!"

"SHINY STUFF!"

"CHAPSTICK!"

"CANDY!"

"ANIME EYES!"

"Wut…" Bluefire mewed.

"Er… nothing."

In conclusion, Heathersplash looked like Nyan Cat had chronic indigestion in a jewelry store. With anime eyes…

"Ok, time to judge. I'll give you a score of 1-10!" Moongaze announced.

Each contestant placed their designs up.

"Ooh! Baked turkey!" Moongaze squealed and took a chomp out of Honeykit's turkey.

Blacksky popped out, smelling like a Thanksgiving dinner.

"OMG! KITTEN INSIDE TURKEY!" Moongaze looked aghast.

"I taste good." Blacksky started licking herself.

"Real turkey!" Honeykit mewled.

"ONE! BECAUSE YOU ALMOST MADE ME COMMIT CANNABALISM!" Moongaze cried.

"YAY!" Honeykit pranced off into the distance.

Moongaze tried to get all the turkey out of her mouth by pawing it out.

"We'll go next!" Blizzardshard shoved Swiftdash towards Moongaze.

After she spit out all the turkey, Moongaze judged Swiftdash.

"Eh… Five."

Blizzardshard pouted.

"OUR TURN!" Heathersplash and Bluefire smacked Swiftdash into the wall and jumped in front of Moongaze.

"What… is… this…?" Moongaze's jaw fell open.

"Um…" Heathersplash paused to think.

"It looks like Nyan Cat had chronic indigestion while in a jewelry shop."

"So…"

"Three."

"Phooey." Bluefire frowned.

"YESH!" Blizzardshard grabbed Swiftdash by the neck and started jumping up and down. "WE ARE THE TURKEY DRESSING CHAMPIONS!"

"Can't… breathe…" Swiftdash choked out.

Blizzardshard ignored him.

"Well, here's your prize, I guess." Moongaze pulled a lever and a giant turkey fell from the roof.

"OH NOES!" Honeykit yowled. "IT'S THE MAD TURKEY GOD!"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" Bluefire screeched.

"NO MORE TURKEY!" Blacksky jumped out the window.

"Blah." Blizzardshard killed it with a ninja stab through the pancreas.

Moongaze pouted.

Pinestep groaned as she staggered out of the storage door.

She had multiple laser burns and bruises.

Dragging behind her was a deactivated Robokit.

Harold was just walking by the hallway when he spotted Pinestep.

He turned around and started walking back very quickly.

"Oh no you don't! STAY STILL!" Pinestep commanded.

Harold froze with fear.

"Take this… abomination… and put it somewhere I can never find it." She growled.

Harold squeaked, took the robot, and disappeared.

Pinestep growled and she walked into the studio, where the cats were now participating in a video game competition.

They were all playing Smash Bros.

"No fun!" Pinestep growled and roundhouse kicked the T.V.

"Aw…" All the cats sighed.

"No more thanksgiving." Pinestep growled and kicked the giant dead turkey.

"So… how did the parenting go?" Moongaze asked.

"Grr…" Pinestep growled.

She then continued to kick stuff.

"Well, someone is grumpy." Blacksky grumbled grumpily like the grump she is.

Pinestep stalked over and roundhouse kicked Blacksky.

"Owie!" Blacksky yowled and she flew throught the already multiple time shattered window.

"NO MORE PINESTEP SHOW TODAY!" Pinestep roared and kicked the camera.

"Aw…" The camera guy pouted. "I was running out of tape anyway. This chapter is way too long.

"Blah." Pinestep grumbled.

Yeah, I know that was a rather abrupt ending, but the chapter was TOO LONG and I was TOO LAZY!

Remember to read and review and send in your OC's and eat turkey and pie and avoid being a grump AT ALL COSTS!

MORE TOMS PLEASE!

P.S. I like to give credit to chucklez_lives_on and his story "When Starclan gets Bored", who of which, inspired me with his randomness. Check out the story sometime! IT'S THE MOST REVIEWED WARRIOR CATS STORY EVAR!