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Upon seeing Hidan free and obviously angry, Shikamaru instinctively feel backwards to put some distance between himself and the offending nin. A pathetic attempt but then again, Shikamaru wasn't exactly prepared for a fight, mentally or physically.

Hidan merely laughed and took a few steps forward, in which Shikamaru countered by crawling backwards and keeping his eye on the enemy. Until of course he reached the wall of the chamber and partially out of disbelief, looked back to see if it really was the end of his pathetic escape attempt.

Big mistake. While Shikamaru was looking at the wall and cursing whatever force put him in this situation, Hidan didn't miss a beat and picked him up by his throat. The silver haired nin gave a toothy grin at his captive. "We've got a few days before air runs out and you die. It won't much affect me though, so I'm not too concerned about that."

Shikamaru gulped, but then realized that they weren't so far from the village that hope was lost, and that gave him a slight confidence boost. "I don't need to worry about that either, ass face! Someone at the village heard the explosion and is sure to be coming right now!"

Hidan had to admit, he didn't think about that, but he just shrugged at this statement. "Big deal. This won't take so long, anyways."

Shikamaru shuttered. He was a ninja, and he knew that death could come at anytime. It was his job to be prepared for this type of stuff, but really he didn't like the thought of dying here... Not like this!

Hidan continued his smiling, but much to Shikamaru's surprise, he didn't hit or tighten his grip on the boy's neck. Instead he stood there quietly for a minute to assess his situation with Shikamaru.

Shikamaru began to wonder what Hidan's true intentions were if they weren't to kill him, which would've easily been done ten minutes ago if that was all there was.

The silver haired man sighed, "They'll be here soon." He said distantly, as if Shikamaru wasn't there. "I've got fifteen minutes, at the most."

Shikamaru blinked and looked at Hidan's face hoping to read his mind. He knew that Hidan was referring to some Konoha nin that heard the explosion, because he felt their presence as well. There were several of them and it was more than likely a trained rescue team.

The thing Shikamaru couldn't understand was, fifteen minutes for what? If Hidan had wanted to escape, he wouldn't be sticking around here pining Shikamaru to a wall and mumbling to himself, he would have killed the dark haired nin and be gone in under five minutes.

But instead, he was standing here with a firm grip on Shikamaru, and his intentions were anything but clear. Did he want to get caught and chained back up? Sure he was a masochist and all, so maybe, but still, what the hell?

Shikamaru figured since Hidan didn't seem to want to kill him, he might as well ask what he did want, "Fifteen minutes for what?"

Hidan seemed to be brought back to reality with those few words. He shook his head and smiled, "Fifteen minutes to have fun, of course."

"F-fun?"

"Sure. Do you know how long I've been down here, while only getting to see some scarred up freak talk about incoherent things while I have no choice to listen or sleep?" Hidan closed his eyes for a bit longer than a standard blink, and when he opened them back he seemed to have nothing but pure hate in them. "I need some release, I'm so fucking tense it's not even funny, dammit!"

Shikamaru gulped, wondering what his part in it would be.

Hidan's grip tightened sightly and he raised Shikamaru off the ground, inadvertently taking out his anger out on his captive "Ibiki's his name, he really pisses me off, but I have to say you're much better company."

Shikamaru's hands came up to make Hidan loosen his grip just enough for him to keep breathing, making Hidan realize that he was choking his captive and he loosened his grip quite a bit and returned Shikamaru to the ground.

Shikamaru was beyond confused now, but choose not to speak anymore. Not that he stopped himself from wondering what the hell the silver haired zealot was really after here.

Hidan spaced out for a brief moment, but when he came back to reality he fixed on his captive and decided he had spent enough time talking and standing around. He slammed his lips down on Shikamaru's roughly.

To say the least, the kiss caught Shikamaru completely off guard and Hidan used this to advantage, managing to force his tongue inside Shikamaru's mouth and explore.

When Shikamaru got his senses back on reality he tried to push Hidan off of him, and failed miserably, not able to move the man an inch. Shikamaru tried to wiggle out of Hidan's grip but he was held firmly against the wall and his captor wasn't about to let that change.

In a desperation move, Shikamaru bit down on Hidan's tongue, drawing blood.

Hidan moaned but ended the kiss, "What the Hell was that for?"

Shikamaru was a little surprised by Hidan's reaction, forgetting for a moment that he was a masochist. He didn't let this deter his anger, however, "What do you think, dumb ass?"

Hidan's eyes narrowed, "I take it back. Maybe Ibiki isn't as nice to look at as you, but he's at least easier to be around."

Shikamaru glared, but it didn't make Hidan hesitate for a single moment, because he resumed the kiss Shikamaru ended earlier but rougher this time. Shikamaru knew that Hidan bruised his lips, and this time the zealot had a painfully firm grip on his wrists.

Hidan's tongue explored every crevice of Shikamaru's mouth, and only when he was sure that Shikamaru was about to pass out from lack of breathing, he ended the kiss.

Shikamaru tried to jerk his arms from Hidan's steel grip but instead was met with miserable failure.

Hidan frowned and threw Shikamaru against the wall for struggling so much, "What the hell are you trying to do?"

"Get away from you, jackass!" Shikamaru spat angrily.

"Don't make this fucking hard, like I don't already have enough to deal with." Hidan replied, referring to the team of Konoha nin outside, who were surely close to being done with clearing the debris.

As Shikamaru started to fall down in pain, Hidan jerked him back up by his mesh shirt and forced him up against the wall. The weaker Konoha nin winced and tried to look away from Hidan.

"Don't fucking look down," Hidan snarled and yanked Shikamaru's hair so he would have to look at the zealot. Hidan smiled and whisphered into his captive's ear, "I doubt this will be much of a surprise to you, but I'm not just a masochistic murderer... I also like to have some extra fun with my more attractive victims."

Shikamaru felt his heart stop for a minute. He hoped to whatever god that he didn't hear what he just thought he did. Unintentionally, he spoke his thoughts, "W-what did you just-"

Hidan cut him off with another rough kiss and kept him pined to the wall, so hard that Shikamaru couldn't even think about anything but how bad it hurt, and how much he wished that Hidan would've just snapped his neck and escaped like any sane person would've. Then again, Shikamaru realized asking for sanity from Hidan would be like asking for forgiveness from Jigsaw, or kindness from Otis Driftwood.

In time, Shikamaru was sure that the others would be here, however, and was grateful for it. He only hoped that it would be quickly, because right now the minutes were dragging on for what seemed like hours and Shikamaru was afraid of what Hidan's next move would be.

Even more so that worrying about Hidan, Shikamaru was partially worried about himself as well. His body was prone to betraying his thoughts, and the last thing Shikamaru wanted was for Hidan to be encouraged in the least.

Please, please, please, whoever is coming, hurry! Shikamaru thought as Hidan began sucking on his neck while exploring the younger boy's slim body.

"You're not struggling anymore, does that mean you like it?" Hidan asked softly as he was working his way under the boy's shirt.

Shikamaru frowned and unknowingly blushed at this statement, resenting the man before him more by the minute. Maybe it wouldn't be THIS bad if it wasn't for Hidan's annoying mouth constantly reminding him just who was trying to get into his pants.

Hidan slowly eased Shikamaru to the ground without having to use too much force, he has already successfully tired the raven haired boy out and resisting seemed stupid in the first place now, since Hidan was obviously strong enough to stop him from stopping any of this.

Slowly, Hidan eased Shikamaru into a gentler kiss while he was focusing most of his energy on undoing his jacket which was pissing the masochist off to the point he might just bring out a kunai and cut the damn thing, if it wasn't reinforced to protect against knives and the like.

Shikamaru closed his eyes and tried to tell his body to stop enjoying any part of this rape, but he was a virgin, gay, teenage boy who was having some guilty pleasure with a, let's face it, a pretty hot guy. Shikamaru resolved that he would feel bad about this later but right now it was pretty hard to pretend he didn't at least like this a little bit.

Shikamaru had enough self control to stop himself from participating, just because the others were coming and he didn't want to be caught willingly fucking a criminal he should hate, but he stopped acting like he hated the whole thing. He even allowed himself to give Hidan some encouragement by letting out a low and seducing moan.

Actually, maybe that was going too far because Shikamaru definitely wasn't willing to lose his virginity to a psychopathic murderer in a cave that had blood liberally sprayed on it's walls. However in all honesty, despite his morals, he was enjoying this more that he wanted to admit.

A man entered the room, but Hidan didn't seem to notice, and if he did, he at least didn't want to show it. The man said confidently, "That's enough, Hidan."

"Ibiki!" Shikamaru exclaimed, happy that he came before Hidan grew tired of foreplay.

Ibiki seemed to be slightly amused by the scene in front of him, but didn't express it too obviously. "I'm glad that you two are acquainted, that will save me the trouble of doing too much explaining."

Shikamaru was openly confused, and Hidan was pissed.

"Ibiki, what's going on? Why do you look like you expected this!" Shikamaru demanded.

"Well, besides you tripping the wire sooner than expected, everything went pretty much according to plan."

"W-what?"

Ibiki smiled, and it was far from comforting, "Shikamaru, this is your new mission partner for the next few months. You are to move into a special apartment by the days end."

"You're kidding!" Shikamaru protested, but Ibiki payed little attention. He was more concerned with how Hidan would react. Luckily, it was just as planned, Hidan was grinning like a kid in a candy store.

Ibiki smiled wider, pleased with the direction that the mission was going, "Don't worry, Shikamaru. This is a top secret mission. The only other person beside me and Hidan who will know about this is the Hokage herself. Unless, of course, you want to go and announce it to the whole village."

Shikamaru swallowed and looked at Hidan, who never got off him, and was now grinning down at his new roommate. Shikamaru thought he was going to be sick. What the hell did he do to deserve this? Where the hell was Karma when you needed it?