Penguins of Madagascar Questionare!
Episode 2: Marlene
Skipper: Seriously, when are we going to be able to leave? We've been trapped here for 2 weeks already.
Zim: You will be contained here untill further notice!
Skipper: You cant do that! Theres an exit over there! I'll just leave now!
Zim: (pulls a lever and an anvil drops near Skipper, who dodges it.)
Skipper: Wow. What a sad attempt.
Zim: I sorta figured that wouldnt work. SECURITY!
Security: (grabs Skipper and puts him in one of those straight jacket things)
Skipper: Ugh. I guess I'm stuck here.
Kowalski: Dont worry, we'll have you out in a jiff!
Zim: NO HELPING! NOW SIT DOWN! NOW!
Kowalski: Okay...
Marlene: Em, hello? Isnt this my episode? I wanna answer some questions!
Zim: Okay, pushy. SCREEN!
(nothing happens)
Zim: ... screen?
(note falls out of nowhere)
Zim: (reading out loud)
Dear Zim,
I have decided to quit. Have fun with Gir as your host.
Hate,
your former Screen
Zim: What a horrible note.
Gir: (comes out of nowhere) HI! IM ON TV!
Zim: Ugh... this is going to be a really long episode.
Gir: (randomly pushes buttons) OH! What that do?
(Anvil finally finds its way to Skipper, landing on his head)
Skipper: (muffled) Im okay...
Zim: ...Anyway, onto the questions, Marlene, please take a seat.
Marlene: Why? Im pretty comfortable right here, Its actually-
Zim: SITDOWN!
Marlene: okay!
Zim: Welcome to another episode... blah blah blah. you know the drill.
Marlene: Yeah.
Zim: We actually recieved many questions this week. Thanks for spreading the news, fans!
Fans: Your welcome.
Zim: SILENCE! And now, heres the first questions sent in to us from Numah6. Gir read the Question.
Gir: (coloring on the question cards that he was handed earlier) (holds up a picture of a chicken) LOOK! I MADE A MOOSE!
Zim: ...
All the rest except for Gir: ...
Zim: Do I have to do everything around here?
Gir: yes.
Zim: Fine, I'll read the questions. Numah6 says:
1) Marlene, do you like/LOVE Skipper?
Marlene: (looks over to find Skipper still infatuated why Alice thinks his head is flat)
(Skipper is rubbing his head, A LOT)
Marlene: Um... no.
Skipper: My heads not flat...
Zim: Okay. The next question is from EppogirlXD:
Hee hee, this is really funny. Plus, I didn't know I reviewed for this
chappy...I probably did. PS, just call me EppogirlXD. (Whenever sometimes
people type my name, it erases it yes I am special like that).
1) Why do you love Skipper? (I am a Skilene fan)
Marlene: I dont love him. Hes a nice friend, but its not like I love him or anything.
Skipper: YEAH! ... what are we talking about anyway?
Zim: And finally,
2)And. What goes on?(in your house)
Marlene: I dunno. I guess I swim a lot. I like sliding down that slide thing and picking flowers to freshen up the place and stuff like that.
Zim: Yeah! So, I think what this girl is trying to say is what do you do for fun?
Marlene: Visiting the penguins and swiming. Thats basically it.
Zim: What a lame life...
Marlene: I know. Tell me about it.
Zim: Well, now, we have a stock pile of 2 Kowalski questions.
Kowalski: I... have... FANS? (huge smile spreads on his face sorta like the one on what goes around when he saw the van)
Zim: No you dont.
Kowalski: But you just said-
Zim: SILENCE!
(cello falls on Kowalskis head.)
Kowalski: ugh...(cracking spine heard) that didnt hurt a bit...
(Piano falls from the sky and lands on top of Kowalski)
Kowalski: Im...okay...
(500 ton anvil lands on his head as well)
Kowalski: OW! okay. That hurt.
Zim: And now a word from our sponsers!
Commercial:
(sandwhich on plate)
Voice: Mm. so delectable. come on over to Joes sandwhich shop for this savory treat.
Rico: (comes out of nowhere and scarfs the whole thing down making it look so disgusting.) Mm good.
Voice: Tell me that didnt just happen.
(fades out and then back to the questionare stage)
Zim: That was... um... pretty bad... why the heck are we sponsered by sandwhiches anyway? And who in the world would have a mascot like Rico?
Rico: (sitting there shrugging) Idunno... Joe?
Gir: MUST OBEY THE SANDWHICH MAN.
Zim: What? (listening in from a headphone hes wearing) We're back on the air? (stares into space) ...oh... Anyhow, (back in focus) our next questions are from TanabiRocks:
LOL! JAMES BOND...
1)Marlene? Do you love Skipper? (You Cannot say I don't know, No Comment, etc.)
Marlene: Why does everyone say that? Him and ME! Honestly? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?
Everyone: ...
Zim: I guess a lot of FILTHY humans just think that you guys are a cute cuple.
Marlene: No, we arent.
Zim: Well, aparently, a lot of people think so.
Marlene: ...yeah. apparently so.
2)Another question, Do you envy Hanna coz she loves Kowalski?
Marlene: ...whos Hanna?
Zim: A blondie.
Marlene: ...just because Im a girl, doesnt mean that since I'm surrounded by guys, I just fall in love with them. My personal perfect guy is a Spanish guitar playing Otter.
Julian: (comes out of nowhere playing a Spanish guitar with an otter costume on) Are you loving de King yet?
Mort: (stares at feet) I know I am.
Marlene: ...I guess guys have crushes on me, but in my view, the zoo is filled with a bunch of boy friends.
Skilene fans: HA! YOU JUST SAID BOYFRIENDS! YOUR TOTALLY IN LOVE! (they stand up and dance for 10 minutes)
Marlene: I mean friends that are boys! JUST FRIENDS!
Skilene fans: Darn.
3)Marlene, If you had the choice, would you eat bagels with cream cheese or
pizza?
Marlene: ...That was a random question, y'know with all of the romance stuff floating around.
Zim: ...yeah...
Marlene: Personally, I'm a pizza fan.
Marlene fans: (with pens and paper writing everything down)
4)Zim, Can you let either Hanna or Tanabi or both stay for at least two rounds?
Zim: Sorry, Tanabi Rocks, but we're only excepting characters that are in the show. Not fanmade characters.
5)Marlene, what is your favorite game?
Marlene: ... another random question...
Zim: ...yeah...
Marlene: I dont know... I usually like just hanging out. I guess I like...I dunno... Monopoly?
Kowalski: With random questions comes random answers.
6)Last but not least, If you had the option, would you date Justin Bieber or
Skipper. Awkward Question... :D!
-TanabiRocks426
(PS I'm glad that I am a fan of Blowhole in this fic LOL)
Marlene: ...am I allowed to say none of the above?
Zim: No.
Skipper: Please say bieber please say bieber please say-
Everyone: (staring at Skipper)
Skipper: ...
Zim: Just answer the question.
Marlene: Well, Im not that much of a romance fan like I said earlier, but I'd rather date someone that Im closer to, so I have to say...
Crowd: (biting fingernails)
Skipper: Cmon. Bieber.
Skilene fans: Cmon. Skipper
Zim: ... WOULD YOU JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY?
Marlene: Fine. Skipper.
Skilene fans: EEEEEEEEEE!
Skipper: (falls down and has a heart attack)
Everyone: o_0
Skipper: (gets up) Sorry about that, for a second there, I thought she said-
Marlene: Skipper? I did say that.
Skipper: Well, now that thats all cleared up, I think I'll just go back into the coma I was in 3 seconds ago. See ya. (falls back to the floor)
Zim: ... That was really wierd...
Marlene: ...and random...
Zim:...Yea...
Kowalski: Yknow, Ive barely had one line this whole time?
Private: I havent got to say a single word yet!
Rico: YEA!
Zim: Everyone shall get their turns. Dont worry. Anyhow, we're coming to the closing of this episode, so how about that last question?
Marlene: YEAH! THIS IS MY SPOTLIGHT! GET OUT OF IT!
Everyone: ...
Blowhole: I HAVE A FAN WHOS A FAN OF BEING MY FAN!
Everyone: ...
Zim: Okay, the last question is from Ebony3111:
HA! This is good!
So, Marlene... what's your family like?
Zim: OOO! Cuttin deep and personal!
Marlene: ...well, I really didnt know my family, when I was born in captivity, I didnt really have that much time to get to know them. Well, I know that I had a dad...And A MOM! yea.
Zim: Wow. Real discriptive.
Marlene: ...sorry, I really only knew them for a couple of days until I was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo, and then a couple of years later, to the Central Park Zoo.
Kowalski: Am I going to go soon?
Private: Of course Im coming soon right, Zim?
Zim: The next contestant is...
(drum roll)
Zim: Fred!
Fred: Whut?
(shows him just sitting there staring into space)
Kowalski: What? HIM! Talk about unfair! YOU sir, are Bias!
Zim: I dunno what that means, but all I know is that Im a real leaner with sides.
Kowalski: (rolls his eyes)
Fred: Whut? Whuts goin on? I was just eating nuts. Y'know, they got shell on the inside, too?
Everyone, even Fred fans: Sigh...
Zim: SO! SEND YOUR QUESTIONS IN! I SHALL BE WAITING! YEAH! IM STILL YELLING! WHY? I REALLY DONT KNOW! BYE!
Julian: Im going to be after de squirrel guy! I just know it!
Zim: (starts yelling at Julian)
(fades out)