WASHED YOUR PATHIK

Guru Pathik slept through the night, even as numerous people watched him. Pathik had gone so far. How did he end up returning to this place?

Three figures ran across the forest, unseen by this fanfiction. The moon illuminated some light over the land, allowing them to see. Not that Toph could see anything, anyways. The third chapter had arrived. Everything had to end here. If not, another sequel would probably be made.

The figures ran into a familiar building, and the light inside dramatically revealed their identities. Zoph ran over to the control panel, while Joseph and Toph ran to the teleporter. They were in Zoph's old lab, which still had access to the space station. It seemed that someone had used it not too long ago, but they didn't care. Zoph pressed a button and sprinted for the teleporter. In a flash, everyone appeared on board the space station. Zero-gravity had been deactivated, and they could hear the sounds of people fighting. They didn't hear a certain flying bison, though…

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The two men made it out of the door open to celebrities and snuck past the Beatles. They ran into the main section of this fanfiction, and instantly saw their greatest mode of transportation: Appa. Right as they were about to mount the bison, a water-whip shot towards them and barely missed one of the men's faces. Katara had finally found her love.

"Don't worry, my love! I will save you!" she shouted. She charged towards the men, but they rolled out of the way just in time. Katara ended up tripping on Suki's exploded remains, which seemed to have gotten some distance, and fell off the cliff. This time, there was no Azula-Dragon hybrid to save her. She fell down until she collided into some really pointy rocks. At least they broke her fall……. and her spine……….and her neck……..ah hell, she died.

"Look at what this fanfiction has done to our own creations." One of the men said. The other one nodded, and both men mounted Appa. They were destined to fly to the space station and end this once and for all. As Appa left the atmosphere, Blue October, who refused to leave, gave them invincibility. They entered the space station and dismounted Appa. Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko had a job to do…

Pakku journeyed around the space station and finally came to a door entitled, "Prison Cells." He had a suspicion that his son was in there. He walked through and, sure enough, caught the first glimpse of his son.

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Koh watched as the door to the jail cells opened and an old man stepped in. He seemed familiar, almost like a missing parent.

"Son, I finally found you." he said. The man, with tears in his eyes, somehow unlocked Koh's cell and hugged him.

"Daddy?" Koh whimpered in a baby voice. He leaned into the hug and cried, even though he could show no emotion. Everyone in the cells cheered for the Facestealer and his reunited father.

Just then, an explosion sounded. It had come from the computer room. Koh and Pakku ran out of the cell and headed towards the sound. Azula, Ty Lee, and Hei Bai remained locked in their cells. They wondered if they would ever appear again.

Ghostdominion6 tossed Zutara into a wall, causing a vibration that shook the whole space station. At this rate, the whole station would crumble. Kataang realized this, and lunged for Ghostdominion6. In the corner of his eye, Ghostdominion6 saw the approaching shipping pair. He swung his ban-hammer and hit Kataang in the shoulder. Kataang screamed in pain as its shoulder dissolved into oblivion. The shipping pair fell to the ground and became motionless.

"No!" Zutara screamed. Their greatest rival had been defeated by this nobody. Ghostdominion6 had to die. Zutara, enraged, charged…

Back on Earth, the other shipping pairs looked towards the sky. They watched as a space station, engulfed in flames, started to fall. Within an hour, it would crash into the planet. At the rate it was going, the whole world would be destroyed. They all started to panic.

Tokka made out with Sukka, Maiko broke out into tears, Teoph thought about their overall life, and Azulokka mourned Taang. Yueokka committed suicide by jumping into a random plot hole. The future looked bleak. The end of the world was coming, and no one could do a thing

Teo made it out of the ocean. It was a miracle that he didn't drown. He wheeled a very long distance until he made it to Ba Sing Se. Immediately, the citizens of the capital shrieked at the sight of the crippled boy. He was covered in seaweed and was soaking wet.

"Guards! It's a beast! KILL IT!" shouted the fat guy dressed up like Katara. The Terra Team sprang forward and tossed Teo into a cage. He was shipped off to a nearby insane asylum.

"Sir, we have a third arrival." Called one of the asylum employees.

"Is it that boy?" the commander asked.

"Yes, sir."

"Well, then I believe we have a fourth arrival. One of our escapees was found earlier today. No one knows how or why he returned, but he is being shipped into here right now as we speak." the commander said.

"Who is it, sir?" the employee asked….

This was it. The last paragraph before the final confrontation. Naruto, having escaped the Sarlaac beast, went over to the door of the celebrities. He was about to close it, but a hand shot out and squeezed his neck. Naruto's head exploded, and only scattered guts remained. The essence of Nickelodeon stepped through and teleported to a future paragraph.

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Joseph, Toph, and Zoph ran into the computer room. Right before entering, they noticed Koh and Pakku approaching.

"Hola, amigos!" Koh said in a strange accent.

"Hey Koh. What are you doing here?" Toph asked. She sounded like running into Koh was common.

"Oh, me and dad are going to try to save the world." He said in a calm manner.

"Hm, it's a small world after all. We're about to do the same thing." Joseph said.

"Really? Cool."

Everyone tensed themselves as they prepared to open the door. There would be no turning back.

"BANZAII!" shouted Joseph as he kicked open the door. Immediately, they noticed the destruction. Ghostdominion6 was strangling Zutara, who was pinned up against the wall. Ghostdominion6 turned his head and saw Toph holding on to Joseph's hand, and Zoph getting ready to fight. His favorite character and his favorite shipping pair had allied with a fat idiot.

"Put Zutara down." Joseph shouted. He had never met Ghostdominion6 before, but he somehow knew his name.

"Zoph, Toph, why are you helping him? He is the enemy." Ghostdominion6 asked.

"When we needed help, you were never present. We figured that he would be a better ally." Zoph smirked. Even though he sounded confident, Joseph heard a sense of pain in the shipping pair's voice.

Ghostdominion6 screamed and impaled Zutara with his ban-hammer. He removed it from the mortally wounded shipping pair, and lunged towards Joseph. He swung, but he made no contact with the fat boy. A huge smack sounded through the air, and Ghostdominion6 groaned. Zoph had defended Joseph by taking the full impact of the ban-hammer. The shipping pair now lay silent on the ground of the space station.

Ghostdominion6 fled, and Koh and Pakku pursued him. Joseph stared at the two dying shipping pairs. Zutara signaled him over to them.

"Listen, kid. You must destroy this space station. In less than an hour, it will collide with the planet and destroy everything. In my pocket is a button. It serves as a self-destruct button. I assume it was built for a time like this. Get yourselves out and blow this place up. Don't worry about me. I'm already dead." Zutara then closed their eyes and fell silent. Joseph looked away from the body as he picked up the self-destruct button.

Toph knelt down besides Zoph as Joseph approached them. The shipping pair looked up at them.

"When I was created, I dreamed of becoming canon. I guess that I'm just a failure….. Joseph…. Ensure that I at least remain fanon in some people's eyes. Don't let them forget about me." Zoph stopped moving, and a light in their eyes seemed to burn out.

Joseph got up, feeling anger like he never had before. He had to kill Ghostdominion6. He started to run, but Toph stopped him.

"Listen Fat Toes…Just be careful. I don't want to lose you too." She said. Joseph smiled and ran after Ghostdominion6. Toph stayed behind. She sensed someone else approaching the room.

Joseph caught up with Koh and Pakku, who had managed to chase Ghostdominion6 to a dead-end.

"It's over, asshole. Come out from hiding and face us, you coward." Joseph shouted.

Ghostdominion6 walked out from his hiding spot and put his hands up. Ghostoph would never become a shipping pair, he figured. He had murdered Zoph. He had no more reason in the world. Just then, Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko appeared and impaled Ghostdominion6 with his own ban-hammer. He started laughing as the light faded from his eyes. He then fell to the ground.

"You guys! Get yourself out of here. This fanfiction ends now!" the two creators of Avatar shouted. Everyone headed back to the computer room, where they saw a figure approaching Toph, who had fallen to the ground. Joseph charged and kicked the figure in the face. It stumbled, and revealed itself to be the essence of Nickelodeon.

"You people and your little 'Avatar' series has become more popular than SpongeBob and Barnyard. You must die!" It cried. Mike and Bryan stood before the figure.

"You guys go! We will teach this thing what happens when they mess with our award-winning show!" Mike shouted. The co-creators ran towards Nickelodeon, and all three vanished in a flash.

Joseph picked up Toph and led everyone to the teleporter. Once they were back on Earth, they each pressed the button…

TOO BEE CONCLUDED WITH ACTUAL EPILOUGES… SERIOUSLY THIS TIME.

After this ordeal, Koh and Pakku relocated to Ember Island, where Koh now learns to cope with his ice cream addiction. They also watch the "Ember Island Players" re-enact the events of this trilogy. Koh still has yet to find out that his mother is Koko.

Azula, Ty Lee, and Hei Bai were completely forgotten about, and were left on the space station as it blew up. No remains have ever been found, but people who later explored space reportedly could hear "SHADOW CLONE JITSU" sounding throughout the final frontier, even though that is technically impossible.

Aang, who somehow was alive, eventually formed a chain of restaurants. Which ones, you may ask. I'm thinking Arby's.

Long Feng attempted to become another member of the Beatles, but he eventually settled for the Naked Brothers Band. You know him, or maybe not, as Qaasim.

Sokka has yet to be found, but he is now reported to be living in a plot hole with Jun. Lucky dog.

The ZANY ORTHODONTAL PARENT HELPERS haven't been seen since the second story. Where are they?

Every month, the shipping pairs take a moment to remember their fellow shipping pairs that were killed in this trilogy. Zoph has continued to live on in the hearts of their supporters.

Kataang has yet to be found. They were injured by Ghostdominion6, but their body was nowhere on the space station. They must have escaped…

Mike and Bryan continue to fight Nickelodeon for Avatar's rights. Good luck, guys. The television network is sexually aroused by SpongeBob.

Joseph and Toph remain together to this day. They do a lot more than kiss, though. A lot more. Loli hentai FTW.

Justin Gordon, Joseph's forgotten brother, heard about what Joseph and Toph did at night. (Joseph always talked about that thing Toph did with her feet that drove him "crazy.") He decided to write a fanfiction and score a hot chick like Toph.

In 2008, which is a year according to the internet, a kid named Justin Gordon sat in front of his computer screen and decided to write the greatest fanfiction on Earth...

Pathik woke up in an all-to-familiar white room. Across the hall that didn't exist, he saw Zuko, Iroh, and Teo crying for their lives. He was back in the insane asylum where he started. Pathik thought of the only thing he could do: DANCE PARTY!! Pathik jumped up and started singing the nonexistent Seinfeld theme song until another paragraph showed up.

"He really is hopeless." the employee said.

"Well, it's time for his bath." the commander said. The Terra Team picked up Guru Pathik and did the unthinkable. They…

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