Chapter Three

This one was written by Jen. The girl is hilarious as hell, amirite?

"Dear Student, you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy. It seems you have insane magical powers that have been hiding inside of you this whole time! Wow, explains a lot, amirite? Collect you necessary belongings, and please come to Platform 9 and three quarters on the 1st of September."

Lisa read the crinkled letter in her hand. She was standing on the platform now. It had taken her awhile to figure out how to get there, but after watching people dressed in what looked like the uniform she had purchased, she caught on and did exactly as they were doing.

Now, she was waiting. James had told her he'd meet her here, and she was looking around anxiously. She had been so excited to hear that her love had been accepted too, and now they were finally getting to meet in real life. He had promised her he'd be there, and that they'd sit on the train to go there together. Her heart was fluttering at just the thought... her thighs were tingling and jiggling. Oh, to finally be in the arms of the man she adored....

But when she looked, she couldn't find him. Her eyes scanned the crowd, but instead of seeing him she saw someone else. She blinked, hoping maybe the image would fade away, but instead the face just became clearer as the girl came closer to her. She must be mistaken! There was no way SHE had been accepted too. OH GOD, AND NO! Standing next to her was another girl... the other girl she couldn't stand... and there was.. triple trouble. She forgot about James for a second, and as anger, hate, and pain passed through her bones she reached into her purse, pulling out a King Size snickers bar. Chocolate would cure her for a second, while she took the time to recapture her thoughts.

Jen, Mariah, and Holly had come to the train station together. Holly had known immediately how to get on, and when Mariah and Jen looked at her skeptically she chuckled.

"Duh, you just walk into the wall. It's in the books, guys."

Now, they were standing around the train, their Louis Vuitton bags in their hands, containing all the belongings needed for a year at this boarding school somewhere in England. Jen clicked her high heels on the ground, chewing on a perfectly manicured nail. Mariah looked spectacular in a Dianne Von furstenburg skirt that matched the Hogwarts colours perfectly, and Holly showed off her Dior sunglasses.

"This is fucking weird." Mariah said, squinting as she looked out into the crowd around her. "So, we like have magical powers? Do you think we can use them to remove the clothes from some of these mighty fine men?"

"I fucking hope not," Jen said.

"Yeah, you're right. We'd probably fuck it up and make EVERYONE get naked."

They started walking, aimlessly. Holly was looking at the train, trying to find a perfect car to board. She wanted to avoid dumb people, ugly people, and girls. From the looks of it, it would be hard.

"Drug-addled sluts..." the voice was but a malicious whisper, but all three of the girls heard it, and their heads swiveled to the side.

There stood their worst nightmare. It was fat, it was ugly, and it wasn't wearing a bra underneath her expensive, but terribly unfashionable, white shirt.

"OH GOD!" Mariah exclaimed, "I THINK I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH."

Jen arched an eyebrow, and looked at the girl who she had long ago thrown out as a joke.

"Hmm.. Holly, Mariah, did you know they accepted whales here?"

"No," said Holly, "But I've heard there's a lake they can swim on and a never-ending supply of food. Maybe she'll fit in, you never know."

In unison, all three of the girls smiled and walked on, leaving Lisa standing there, her jaw open. She reached for her phone to call James and tell him the news. She knew he'd freak out; the last person he wanted to see was Jen. He hated her. His phone rang for thirty seconds, though, and then sent her straight to the answering machine.

Short chapters are short.