DOOH DOODOO DOOH introducing chapter three in the The Goomba Army Rebels story. In this chapter we see Major Bagoom and the Gamma team striving to complete their overly complicated plan, what's that you want to know what it is well I'm not telling so read and find out.

CHAPTER THREE
WHY IS IT SO COLD IN THIS
CRYOGENIC POD ANYWAY?

"So Major Bagoom where are we going anyway" Goomba soldier NO.37857565 asked his leader

"Well I was going to make it a surprise Goomba soldier NO.37857565 but I guess I'll tell you all know anyway" Major Bagoom a large green goomba with red irises a green hat and a red jacket replied.

"ATTETION Goomba soldiers we are going to Earth"

"Earth?" the confused goombas said in confusion

"Yes Earth, for those of you wondering Earth is planet much like our own, the main differences are that there is only one species capable of thought and speech these species are the same as Mario and his friends the other main difference is they only have one moon"

"Ha ha those losers only have one moon, suckers, idiots, stupid ugly frea..ahh" Goomba soldier NO.37857565 screamed as a giant eraser rubbed him out of the fanfic

"DO NOT INSULT HUMANS" A LOUD VOICE FROM THE SKY BOOMED.

"That was weird... any way come on all of you goombas into the warp pipe" Major Bagoom demanded his confusion on what had just was obvious because of the look on his face at his command the army walked into the warp pipe.

"Sir where are we going now that we're on earth" a random goomba asked

"Well first we're going to the bank" Major Bagoom replied as he walked to the bank.

"Yes I would like to deposit one million pounds into a bank account please" Major Bagoom said politely

"O.K sir with this money in the bank you will get a yearly interest of one hundred thousand pounds" the clerk replied

"O.K goombas now were going to the cryogenic freezing lab"

Major Bagoom announced

"Why sir?" a goomba near the back asked

"To freeze ourselves" Major Bagoom replied, although confused the goombas nonetheless followed their leader loyally.

After walking for about an hour the goombas reached their destination. They walked inside and each goomba stood in front of a sub-zero cryogenic freezing pod.

"Now goombas set the dial on your cryo-pod for one thousand years then step in, close the door and wait for further instructions" Major Bagoom commanded as he followed his own instructions. The goombas followed their instructions and waited and waited and waited and waited for one thousand years.

And that's the end of that chapter. If any of you can guess what happens next I'll send a sneak preview of the next Gamma team chapter. By the way the mysterious voice that rubbed out Goomba soldier NO.37857565 was me but don't worry he's safe with me and will join me in these openings and closings as punishment for insulting humans

Goomba soldier NO.37857565: I can't believe I have to do this

Me: You'll do it and you'll like it got it Goomba S

Goomba soldier NO.37857565: Goomba S?

Me: Yes that is your nickname now

Goomba S: Fine

Me and Goomba S: Until next chapter ciao.