Inspiration has found its way to me because of a certain friend...and this chapter doesn't even have my inspired idea in it! Oh dear...well, I hope you enjoy this chapter! ^^
"Wow Zoe, I really can't believe you. You really went overboard this time..."
Hikaru could hear muffled voices speaking over him. Where was he again? He remember that him and his twin brother were in the girls' rooms. And then he saw those manga...and then...hazel eyes...and then nothing. What happened? He was just so confused. That girl couldn't have possibly knocked him out, right? She was only a girl after all...but maybe he was being a little sexist there. She did threaten to kick their butts a few times after all...
"Indeed, Z, that was a very bad idea."
"Ha! As if! I told them not to step foot in our rooms and they did it anyways. He got what he deserved."
Z...Z...Z? Who is Z? Are they talking about me and Kaoru?
"Kaoru!" Hikaru suddenly sat up, bonking heads with Zoey, and looked around for his brother.
"You damn jerk!" Zoey hissed. "Great, now my migraine is even worse. Thanks a lot, idiot!"
"No problem." Hikaru replied almost automatically. "Where's my brother?! What did you do to him?!"
"I didn't do squat to that dumb brother of yours. He went to go fetch 'backup' as he called it. Whatever that is."
"He isn't dumb!" Hikaru defended. Zoey sweat dropped.
"Is that the only thing you heard me say?"
"I heard you!" Hikaru glared at a girl for the first time since joining the Host Club. "You're not very nice, are you?"
"Oh, well sorry for going easy on you then, weakling."
"Why you little-"
"Guys, guys!" Chloe put her hands between the two lions. "Would you be more considerate here? Stop fighting, we need to just calm down, and talk this through." Zoey looked at Chloe with disbelief.
"You're defending them?! They went in your room. You won't even let me come in your room! What gives them the right to?!"
"Zoe, they're just..."
"They're just what?" Zoey asked, placing her hands on her hips. "Hm? High school students? Well guess what? We are too! And no one is allowed in my room either! There are consequences here!"
"Yeah, I know they're high school students and I'm pretty positive we are too. But calm down! It's just our room."
"Yeah. Our room. What if he saw something that I didn't want him to see?!" Zoey asked quite loudly, pointing at Hikaru.
"And just what do you not want us to see?" A mysterious voice asked as said mysterious person stepped into the room. Kyoya. Of course he'd want to know that. That guy should try to keep his nose on his face sometimes, I swear...
"That's none of your business. And speaking of business, what business do you have being inside of our house. I don't remember inviting you here. Jerkface."
"Zoe!"
"What? We're not in school, I can say whatever the hell I want!" Chloe face palmed at her best friend's logic.
"Yes, but you do remember that incredibly expensive vase that you happened to break, right? You might want to watch what you say, I could always higher your price for insulting me." Zoey and Kyoya stared at each other for a long time...or well, glared in Zoey's case. Zoey looked away first. Chloe then knew that something was wrong. Zoey could drag out a glaring contest for a century if she could. Her eyes also seemed a bit too glossed over...
"Heartless, I tell you..." Zoey muttered under her breath even though Hikaru was sitting there right in front of her. Dr. Yellow, had long since left after Hikaru woke up.
"Hikaru! Oh, I'm so glad you're okay!" Kaoru shouted, running over to Hikaru's side.
"Tch, what a weakling." Zoey murmured bitterly, looking away. "Can't even take one hit to the head, how ridiculous."
"Actually, Zoey, you hit his head, arm, calf, cheek, and his neck." Chloe implied.
"Whatever! Same thing."
"That is not the same thing! Are you crazy?! You could've seriously injured him!"
"Oh yeah, like a girl could beat up a guy huh?" She responded bitterly. She was quite bitter today...
"Okay, now you're just being sexist."
"I bet they were all thinking the same thing." Zoey crossed her arms and looked away stubbornly.
"Zosima, why can't you realize that-" Zoey instantly stared at her. Chloe never used her real name with her before. She would call her nicknames, but she never used her actual name. "-and you shouldn't just be mean to everyone that you don't like! Can't you actually be polite for once?!" Two can play at that game!
"I am not mean to everyone that I don't like! And I can be polite whenever I want, Clorissa, you're not my mom so don't you dare try telling me what to do!" Boy could that girl fume. Her face was almost as bright as her hair.
"Girls, while I don't really want to be dragged into this quarrel between friends, I would appreciate it if you two would just listen to me. If you guys start fighting, then there's no way for you two to just..." Kyoya cut off when he heard the two twins snickering. He looked at them confusingly and just shook his head.
"Zosima? What kind of name is that?" Hikaru said, laughing. Zoey turned bright red and stood up to hit him. Chloe grabbed her wrist to make sure she wouldn't do anything.
"Well what kind of name is Hikaru anyways?! Shut up! Your name is worse than mine!" Hikaru stood up as well and glared down at her.
"What was that?"
"You heard me Tweedledum." Zoey said, flicking him in the forehead...hard.
"Ow, what the?!"
"Jerkface." Kyoya sighed.
"Can we all here please act our age? As I was saying before."
"Oh shut up, Ootori! I don't give a damn about your stupid club! It can go rot for all I care! We were injured by that dumb vase too so we could easily sue you for our injuries! For some 'genius' you sure are stupid." All hell broke loose and soon enough, Haruhi and Kyoya were the only sane ones left. They watched as the disaster unfolded and well...chaos was all that you could see in the room. Tables, lamps, chairs, and couches were knocked over in the huge fight that had broke out.
"Enough!" Kyoya shouted, finally snapping for the first time anyone had ever seen him do so. He walked over towards Zoey with a mean glare on his face. "You need parents before you're able to sue anyone. Zosima, Clorissa, please report to Music Room #3 at seven o' clock tomorrow morning. All of you, leave."
Once all the club members were gone, Chloe let out a long whistle and starting laughing. Zoey looked at her best friend like she was insane...which...she probably was by now.
"Wow, he actually snapped! That's just too funny, even though he was quite rude. C'mon Zoe, lets just pick this up and be done with it."
"Whatevs. I ain't going to that stupid meeting tomorrow though!"
Why am I here?
Zoey asked herself that plenty of times since Chloe had dragged her to the third music room of the building. She specifically told Chloe that she wasn't going to the meeting today! And yet, here she was, listening to Kyoya talk her ears off. She would occasionally look over at Chloe, who seemed so immersed into what he was saying. How can she stand his stupid talking for so long?! Is she some sort of saint or something?! Zoey recalled Chloe fangirling over Kaoru actually stepping inside her room. Zoey darted her eyes over to wear Kaoru and Hikaru were lazily drooping over on each other. She glared at them and Kaoru could feel it. He looked over, and his brother did so as well. They both instantly looked away from her. Ha! They're scared of me! I know they are. Zoey thought, smirking.
"Are you listening, Zosima?" Kyoya asked.
"CALL ME ZOEY DAMN IT!"
"Ah, another rule. There is no cursing, watch your language."
"Huh? Rule for what?" Everyone in the room sweat dropped.
"She wasn't listening at all..." Tamaki said, pouting in a corner. "Such a beautiful speech going to waste."
"More like a boring speech." Chloe stepped on Zoey's toe and Zoey cursed under her breath. She kinda wished that Chloe hadn't recovered so easily over the sprain or strain or whatever it was.
"As I said before, you are to treat us with utmost respect, Zosima."
"IT'S ZOEY!"
"Anyways, back to what I was saying before, you both need uniforms if you're going to work here with us."
"Oh heck no! I ain't putting on no fluffy yellow dress!"
"Kyoya-senpai, we could always have a custom made outfit made for them."
"Custom made, hm?"
Zoey knew one thing for sure. She really didn't like that devious look on Kyoya's face. After school...
"...hey Cloe?"
"...yeah Zoe?"
"I really hate that host club."
"Oh, you've got to admit these outfits are pretty cute..."
"Pretty cute?! THESE ARE MAID OUTFITS CHLOE!" Zoey screamed. She and Chloe both wore classic black maid dresses and black and white striped stockings. Chloe had her bright red hair put up in two white ribbons in pigtails and Zoey didn't bother putting the ribbons in.
"So?"
"Maids are what serve these spoiled brats in the first place!"
"So?"
"I would never in a million years serve these spoiled brats!"
"...so?"
"AGH!" Zoey started banging her head against the wall of the changing room.
"What's going on back there, girls?" Zoey came storming out, prepared to whack the raven haired man upside the head but stopped when she saw all of their outfits. They were all dressed...as butlers. Zoey couldn't help herself and started rolling around on the floor with rambunctious laughter.
"Zoe? What are you...laughing...about...?" Chloe froze in mid-step and stared at all the handsome young men around her. They were all so...so...beautiful. Zoey was hitting her fist on the ground from laughing so hard. The twins hovered over her and pointed down at her.
"What's her problem?" They asked at the same time.
"Kawaii~! You all are so handsome today!"
The host club blinked.
"Kawaii?" They questioned. Chloe was too busy fangirling over them to reply.
Hunny was wearing a relatively yellow tie with bright orange tailcoat and Mori was wearing the exact opposite. Orange tie and yellow tailcoat. Kyoya's tie was a dark blue, and his coat was black; Tamaki's coat was white and he had a red tie; Haruhi was wearing a dark green tailcoat and a black tie and the twins were both wearing dark blue coats with dark purple ties. They all looked like rainbow butlers smashed together in a club.
"Why are you all dressed like that?" Zoey asked, wiping a tear from her eye. Both Chloe and Zoey looked at each other.
"Cosplayers!" They both shouted together.
"Huh?" All but Kyoya asked. Zoey shook her head, not really wanting to explain details to a group of idiots.
"You two are looking as dashing as ever." Tamaki said, holding Chloe's hand and kissing the back of it. Chloe blushed and held her other hand to her lips. Tamaki would've done the same to Zoey, had she not been glaring at him the whole time.
"Don't even think about touching me."
"Now, now, Zosima, that kind of behavior isn't welcome here." Kyoya said, smirking. "You need to be polite to our guests no matter what they say, got it?"
"Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first thousand times." Zoey said through gritted teeth.
"I thought you weren't listening?" The twins asked.
"I wasn't, but he tended to repeat that fact after he was done blabbering."
"Hmm..." The both blushed and looked away. Zoey stared at them suspiciously before shaking her head.
"Can we just get this over with already?" Zoey huffed.
"As you wish." Kyoya replied, opening the doors so that the girls could flood in. Zoey and Chloe were assigned to keep trays.
"This is stupid!" Zoey muttered to Chloe. Chloe just grinned. Even though she was wearing a maid's outfit, she felt very beautiful to say the least. Tamaki proved that for sure! "Why are you sitting there grinning like a fool?! You do realize that they're going to flirt with the other girls too, right?!"
"Yeah, I know...but for some reason...I just feel really happy!" Chloe cheered joyfully.
Zoey face palmed.
"Oh great, look, it's the Ginger."
Today was going to be long and hard for the two girls, and Zoey knew in her heart that she was probably going to go home less energetic as usual.
Clorissa: beautiful, different; Zosima: lively. Thanks for reading! I don't feel like responding to PM's today (Elvira! You lazy bum!) so don't expect me to PM you if you put PM after your review today XD Thank you to skylaeatpie and InuYashaCrazyfangirl for reviewing!