A/N: If I owned Vampire Knight, there would have been so many sex scenes by now that it would be illegal (Most of them YAOI).

Japanese: "Chapter 3..."

Vampire: "Draws nearer..."

Thoughts: 'My dear...'

Mind Link: 'HOLY SHIT! IT'S A CHEESE MONSTER! RUN AWAY!'

After kissing my dear little lily, I took my time to catch up to the other vampires. I was extremely irritated as they bombarded me with questions. After a minute of them pestering me, I snapped.

"Alright, if you want to know anything, you will from a neat, QUIET, orderly line and ask me your questions one at a time!" As I finished my rant, we arrived at the classroom. I sat down in the back, and everyone, besides Kaname and Ruka, crowded around me. Hanabusa asked me the first question.

"Does she know about vampires?" He asked.

"Yeah, she wouldn't be kissing me if she didn't." I replied.

"What's her name?" Takuma quietly questioned.

"Her name is Tsume Shirotsuki Kiriyuu." All of the vamps stared at me (even Kaname) when I said 'Kiriyuu'.

"WHAT!" They all exclaimed (not Kaname this time).

Zero hit the headmaster's desk, effectively breaking it. I rolled my eyes at his childish behavior. 'He is so tempermental.'

"HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY EXPECT JUST ME AND YUKI TO NOT ONLY GUARD THE BUNCH OF BLOODSUCKERS -AND- DEAL WITH SCREAMING IDIOTS, HUH, MR. CHAIRMAN!" Zero screeched. "THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS MAKE TSUME PART OF THE DISCIPLANARY COMMITTEE! SERIOUSLY!"

"I admit that it is hard to deal with every night." Mr. Cross started to say.

"Then let Tsume help me before the entire thing implodes!" He jabbed a finger in Yuki's direction, "She's worse than useless!"

"HEY! I'M NOT TAKING THAT FROM SOMEONE THAT'S LATE HALF THE TIME AND ABSENT THE REST!" Yuki interjected.

"Maybe I could, since the role as guardians is critical if the Day Class and the Night Class are to sucsessfully co-exist. You three are the only ones I can trust.

"Besides... It is a thankless job, with long hours, sleepless nights, and no respect. No one other than you three would take it, even if I could trust another person to help out. And besides, I know that my adorable daughters and loving son WON'T LET ME DOWN!" He explained. At the 'adorable daughters and loving son' part, Zero and I shared an acknowledging glance. In agreement, we hit Cross over the head at once.

"You might have taken care of us..." I started.

"But Tsume and I didn't ever agree to becoming your children." Zero finished.

"You two always obsess over the details." Cross sighed.

"Hey Yuki, you're more of his kid than we are, don't you have anything to say?" Zero asked. She looked down at her feet for a moment.

"Ummm... But... The Night Class seems to be getting on well with the others. I'm just happy to help!" I gave her an exasperated look, and I could sense Zero doing the same thing.

"You're such a good girl Yuki! I'm so proud of you!" Cross sniffled. "Yuki is the only one who understands my pacifist idealism! AND ME! I DREAM THAT ONE DAY WE WILL BREAK OUT OF THIS DARK CIRCLE OF HATRED THAT HAUNTS THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN HUMANS AND VAMPIRES! I BELIEVE THAT IF THE YOUTH OF TODAY CAN GROW TOGETHER WITH OPEN HEARTS AND INQUIRING MINDS, WE WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO BUILD A BRIDGE BETWEEN OUR TWO RACES WHEREBY WE CAN LIVE IN HARMONY." He cried as the three of us dead-panned. I suddenly got up and pulled Zero out with me.

"We're going on patrol. This nut is all yours Yuki." I called over my shoulder. On the way out, I grabbed a Disciplinary Committee armband and tied it around my neck as I pulled Zero along.

That morning, I got indroduced to the Day Class. And lets just say most of them are afraid me now. Hehehe...

I woke up, disoriented from my nap in class. I had forced the person that was sitting next to Zero before to move, since I prefer to be close to him. "What about detention?" I asked Yuki (who ignored me) before yawning.

"Hey! Will you come to detention with me today? Please Yori! It sucks having to do it alone with those jerks!" Yuki whined.

"NO WAY! And anyway, I thought you were friends with those jerks?" Yori, the smart one, said.

"AS IF! Zero and Tsume are flakey, bad-tempered, Zero is always so gloomy its depressing, while Tsume is happy that its annoying!" Yuki complained. "Not to mention their random mood swings that they always get in the spring!"

"WE CAN HEAR YOU!" Zero and I said at the same time, extremely pissed off.

"Have you noticed the freaky way they always finish the other's sentences or how the say the same thing at the same time? Or how Zero is always so serious but Tsume is never serious! And I'm saying it because I know you two can hear me! So BLEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" Then, as if her *Yori-senses* were tingling, she turned around to see Yori about to walk out the door. "Wait, Yori!" Yuki pleaded.

"NO WAY! And, now that I think about it, you three are all perfect for each other. By the way, you guys are late..." Yori replied.

"HOLY SHIT! Come on Zero! Thanks for telling us Yori!" I yelled, running out of the room, dragging Zero out with me.

"What is with you and dragging me places!" Zero yelled while I pulled him out of the school.