A/N: Here we go! First one up is Belphegor! Completely random and OOC, but hopefully entertaining!

Disclaimer: I don't own KHR!

Belphegor's Scenario:

Mammon: Belphe-

Belphegor: Ushishishi~

Mammon: Shut up.

Belphegor: Kaching. That's no way to talk to a prince.

Belphegor: *Brandishes knives fabulously*

Mammon: He's seriously not paying me enough for this.

Mammon: Ok you stupid moron just shut up and listen to me—and get those stupid plastic butter knives out of my face.

Belphegor: *Kachings' violently*

Mammon: I need to you ask me to do something—anything it doesn't matter. It's for a job. Oh, and preferably say something in character. I'll split some money with you if you do a good job.

Belphegor: Ushishishi~ Anything?

Mammon: …Yes?

Belphegor: Then can I ram all of these knives up your ass?

Mammon: Is that even considered in character?!

Reborn: *Shrugs*

Reborn: It has something to do with knives right?

Mammon: How the fuck did you get here?

-A wild Reborn appeared!-

Mammon: *Tiny handed facepalm*

Belphegor: Can I ram them up his ass instead then?

Mammon: What the hell is your obsession with shoving knives up people's asses?

Illusionary Reborn: You made an illusion of me to keep you on track.

Illusionary Reborn: *Points Leon-gun at Mammon*

Illusionary Reborn: Illusions can kill if you believe them right? Get to work.

Mammon: Knives can kill too if they're rammed up your ass!

Belphegor: Ushishishi~~~! Knife party~~!

Mammon: NO THIS IS NOT OKAY GET AWAY FROM ME!

Mammon: I'M FUCKING CALLING OH&S HERE! THIS IS CLEARLY A HAZARD TO MY HEALTH!

Mammon: *Flies through a million fucking dimensions to get away from the crazy knife wielder*

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

Belphegor: Ushishishi~ Mammon would you ram these knives up your ass if the Prince ordered it?

Mammon: For the right Prince.

-Knives rammed up ass-

Mammon: *Unceremoniously squeaks/screams*

Illusionary Reborn: So close. Only a letter off.

Illusionary Reborn: Let's try that again.

Mammon: Ughhhh my ass….

Illusionary Reborn: We'll keep going until you get it right.

Mammon: Right up my ass?

Belphegor: Ushishishi~! That's the spirit!

Mammon: There's no right price for this abuse.

Illusionary Reborn: Sure there is, we just haven't found it yet.

Mammon: *Glares*

Illusionary Reborn: Embrace the sin!

Illusionary Reborn: *Conjures up a giant cash pile and points to it*

Mammon: Even though I know that's not real I'm quite tempted; however, I refuse to be a slave to my desires unless it's for the right price.

Belphegor: *Stares at Reborn*

Illusionary Reborn: *Stares at Belphegor*

Belphegor: I still have more knives.

Illusionary Reborn: I still have more money.

Mammon: Let's get shoving then.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

Illusionary Reborn: *Stares at a barely conscious and butt-bleeding Mammon*

Illusionary Reborn: I feel like we may have gotten slightly off track somewhere.

Belphegor: Ushishishi~~~

Mammon: *Groans in pain*

Illusionary Reborn: Oh good you're still alive. If you just adjust that one letter from before I think that'll be good enough to earn a pass on Belphegor. Only 5 more until payday.

Mammon: *Groans in euphoria*

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

So uh… that just happened? Totally OOC but funny as hell to a delirious uni student! Hopefully you enjoyed it though! I wrote this in a bit of a rush because I got carried away which meant the illusion of Reborn didn't get a cool name :(

I hope I can do the scenario with Xanxus justice!