Danz was waking around dragging his not-subway-sandwitch peter all over the floor, he knocked over books, book shelfs, vases, and the lovly housekeeper mrs. clean, she wasnt mad tho it was the most action shed get in her live since ww1.
Danze wanted secks and he woud admit it "i wnat secks" he sade and waked away criying.
mrs. clean felt bad for him but she never got a rase and that made her mad, but he did give her action so she went down stars to put out the fire from the mackarony.
Danz fond Dan in his room wiz roses everywere, it was totlly gay. Dan was wereing a seedo and had a huge parcel in his seepdo, he was wereing a fanny pack too becuz ther quiet handy.
Danz took a chare that was caut on his dik from draggin it a round all day and sat down looking at Dan
Dan unzipped his sedo and pulled up a laptop and opened it with minecraft on the screen "they have secks mod m8" dan sade seckily
Danz clapped his fury hands and all the har was falling off and onto his dik giving him a harry dik
Dan laid on the bed and the roses flew around him lik wehn you open a window durin a tornado hurricanes but in a romandik way
HOLY BALLS HE DIDNT LEAVE THE ROOM BUT HE PULLED UP FUCKING MINECRAFT AS A WHAY TO SEDUCE HIM WAT A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD DICK FACE OMG LIEK RELLY? WELL MAYBE NEXT CHAPTER HE'LL STOP BEING A RETARD.