A/N: I really hate when has server errors. It killed me a little inside to save this over the mini episode. D:

LOOK, WE MADE MOAR. Back to the original plotline. Starts back up before the mini episode. & Alfred & Arthur are ridiculously productive in this episode~ -shot-

Warnings: Awkward Alfred & Arthur & -ahem- something happens to our favorite Prussian.

Same people played the same characters.

Part Two: Hide and Seek

America: "Iggy let's hide upstairs now like Russia and Prussia and what's his face"

England: "Is upstairs really the best option? What if we have to jump out the bloody window?"

America: "It's that or the down stairs closet Iggy"

England: "YOUR SECOND OPTION WAS EVEN WORSE!"

America: "It's all we got"

Prussia: screams to the people down stairs "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP US!"

England: "Fine, whatever. -winces at the yell-"

Canada: "I-I don't think they're l-listening, G-Gilbert..."

Russia: "Why do my wives need help?"

Prussia: "OH GOD I SHOULD BE THE ONE SEIZING VITAL REGIONS NOT HIM!"

Russia: "Hmm?"

America: ".....come on Iggy up stairs"

England: "-sighs-" But I don't want to help Prussia...

America: pulls on England's arm

England: "I can get upstairs my bloody self, Alfred!"

America: "I'm the hero I have to help the elderly"

England: "S-Shut up, you git!"

America: "You shut up and let me do my job"

Prussia: "STOP FIGHTING AND HELP ORE-SAMA AND MATHEW!"

England: "-mumbles- You know, just because you're the self-proclaimed hero, doesn't mean you have to help everybody."

Canada: "S-Stop fighting? I d-don't think that's p-possible."

America: "Yes I am a hero thanks for agreeing with me"

Prussia: "GREAT YOU AGREE NOW HELP US DAMN IT HELP US!"
England: "WHY MUST YOU YELL ALL THE BLOODY TIME?!"

Prussia: "CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE GRAPED!"

England: "-moves towards the stairs- It's your own medicine, you damn pervert."

Prussia: "SHUT UP SUPER UKE!"

England: "-splutters- T-THE...THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

America: "...what's an uke Iggy?"

England: "-turns red- J-Just look it up later..."

Prussia: "NEVER MIND ALFRED JUST HELP ORE-SAMA"

Prussia: "YOUR ORE-SAMAS FRIEND RIGHT?"

America: "Alright, alright, give the hero a minute"

America: grabs Iggy bridal-style and goes upstairs

England: "W-What the hell, Alfred?! PUT ME DOWN!"

America: "There are a lot of stairs your to old to climb up them by yourself"

England: "I'll have you know, I am perfectly capable of climbing a flight of stairs! I am not that bloody old!"

Russia: cuddles Prussia and Canada

America: "sure you are sure"

Prussia: "stop it let go of Ore-sama!"

Canada: -squirms uncomfortably-

England: -crosses arms- "Git.."

Prussia: "Un-hand Ore-sama! I demand you un-hand Ore-sama!"

Russia: "Gilbo you're my wife, I'll cuddle my wives if I want to."

Prussia: "AND ORE-SAMA WANT'S HIS PANCAKES!"

Russia: Kisses Prussia forehead "Later"

Canada: "-internally facepalms- G-Gilbert, that's not e-exactly the problem a-at h-hand...!"

Prussia: "H-HEY! DON'T DO THAT! NO ONE KISSES ORE-SAMA INLESS ORE-SAMA SAYS SO!"

Russia: "So~ Matti~ I hear you make good pancake, is this true?"

England: "-chuckles- Oh, no, poor Prussia."

Canada: "U-Um...y-yeah, I g-guess s-so..."

Russia: Kisses Canada's forehead to "Then I'd like some to later"

Canada: -squirms- "U-Uh...o-oka-ay...?"

America: is finally up all five flights of stairs even thou it's only four floors

England: "...Did I just imagine it, or did you have five flights of stairs? HOW IS THAT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE?!"

America: "..it happened after Tony moved in"

England: "Riiiight. Tony the 'alien'."

America: trips well still holding England

England: -falls on top of him- "What the bloody hell was that for?!"

America: "Ow..."

England: "Oh...right...Are you okay, Alfred?"

America: "um yeah I think...um"

Prussia: "SOMEONE PLEASE ORE-SAMA NEEDS HELP! GOD I WISH WEST WAS HERE!"

America: "Iggy.. are you okay?"

England: "Yes...I believe I'm fine. You kind of broke my fall."

America: "Oh that's good"

Russia: "-whispers- Shhh, Gilbo, don't ruin there moment"

Canada: "M-Moment...? W-What...?"

Russia: kisses Canada's forehead again "-whispers- Never mind that"

Canada: -shifts uncomfortably-

America: "...um..so...."

England: "Yes?"

America: "I...um...I don't know"

England: "-chuckles-"

America: "Iggy!"

England: "Yes? What is it?"

America: "You laughed!"

England: "Yes...I suppose I did."

America: "you have a sense of humor"

Prussia: "...someone anybody? Please help Ore-sama"

England: "Well, clearly. Honestly, Alfred, do you realize the obvious things you say sometimes?"

Canada: "H-How long does it t-take to walk up a few f-flights of s-stairs?"

America: "But, but...that's a huge thing for you!"

England: "...I suppose it is. I suppose I really don't laugh very often. Quite honestly, I don't remember why I had laughed in the first place."

America: "..um well..it's because....um I don't remember either"

England: "Strange. -pauses & turns red- I...um...I j-just realized that I'm lacking sufficient...pants. -pulls large shirt down a little-"

England: "-props self up a little-"

America: "..o-oh right"

England: "-moves to sit on the floor next to Alfred- Well, that was a rather awkward realization."

England: "-self consciously tries to stand up without showing his ass, but ends up losing his balance-"

America: "oh look out"

England: "-just happens to fall back on top of Alfred- Oof! B-Bloody hell..."

Prussia: "-whispers- Mathew I don't think they're coming to help us they'll be to busy raping each other"

America: catches him with his lap

Canada: "-splutters- W-What?!"

Russia: "-whispers- Help you with what my wives"

Prussia: "-whispers-..Mathew he's on to us"

Russia: huggles them

Prussia: "Stop that! Ore-sama doesn't want that"

Canada: "-mumbles incoherently-"Russia: "What was that Matti?"

Canada: "-still babbles- A-Alfred...A-Arthur...-needs mindsoap for the mental images-"

Prussia: "Get over it Mathew we have bigger problems"

Canada: "-snaps out of it- R-Right..."

America: "uh....I...."

England: "-red faced- Uh, I'm...er...sorry about that, A-Alfred."

America: "it's ..uh....it's okay"

England: "-looks away awkwardly-"

Canada: "-finally cracks- A-ARE YOU TWO G-GONNA HELP US O-OR WHAT...?"

America: "oh right"

Prussia: "PLEASE HELP ORE-SAMA AND MATHEW!"

Russia: "Help you with what"

Russia: bit's Prussia neck lightly

Prussia: "ORE-SAMA DOES NOT WANT!"

England: "...Who? Oh, yes, the man who resembles you." America: "and Prussia"

Russia: smiles "Quite down Gilbo"

England: "...Yes, Gilbert. Right."

Prussia: "ORE-SAMA DOES NOT WANT!!!!!!!!!!"

Russia: bites harder "Pipe down Gilbo"

Prussia: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! HELP! ORE-SAMA WAS THREATENED!"

Russia: "Gilbo be good or I'll have to tie you up"

England: "-monotone- Oh noooo, it seems as if Gilbert is in trouble."

England: "Like I said, your own damn medicine, Gilbert."

Prussia: "I SWEAR ENGLAND! I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN IF YOU DON'T HELP ORE-SAMA"

Canada: "-maplesqueaks-"

England: "-chuckles & mumbles to self- Who's the 'super uke' now?"

Prussia: "YOU ARE YOU STUBBORN BASTARD."

England: "-face reddens cause he knows it's still true-"

Prussia: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE HELP ORE-SAMA!"

England: -ignores-

America: "Iggy don't ignore my friend"

England: "-huffs- Fine, I suppose we should finally help him, since he threatened to 'rape you' and all."

America: "Actually he said he'd rape 'all your children' Iggy"

England: "I'm not too worried about Hong Kong and Australia. But you're a bloody idiot."

Canada: "I-I'm your 'child' t-too!"

England: "Right, right."

England: "-reluctantly crawls off America's lap & stands up- Well, are we going to help them?"

America: "Yup that's what heroes do"

England: "-smirks and gestures for the hero to go first-"

America: Picks him up again and walks to the room Russia Prussia and the other guy are in

Prussia: is tied up and only half dress "Thank god! Save Ore-sama!"

England: "Why the hell did you pick me up again?!"

America: "I'm faster then you"

Russia: Also tied up Canada but left Canada's clothes on

England: "-facepalms- We were a few feet from the doorway, git."

Canada: "F-Finally!"

Russia: "...why are you interrupting me when I'm having fun with my wives?"

Prussia: ...missing his..?

Russia: Has Prussia's shirt

England: "-whispers- Um, Alfred, what exactly was your plan here?"

America: "-whispers-...what plan?"

England: "-whispers-B-Bloody hell, you mean you planned to take on Russia by just winging it? You really are an idiot, aren't you?"

Russia: "..." bites Prussia lower lip and ignores England and America

Canada: "...R-Really? They're f-fighting again? -sighs-"

Prussia: Lower lip is bitten "MHHPMM!"

England: "-whispers- Ugh, never mind. Put me down, I have an idea."

America: Puts England down

Russia: Ignores them more and shoves his tongue in Prussia mouth

Prussia: "MHOIADHAOIDHOIAHDAJ!" freaks when Russia does that

Canada: "-secretly dies inside-"

England: "-quickly pats self- Wait...wh-where's my Britannia wand?!"

Prussia: "HWALP! MHGHGAD HWALP!"

England: "Shit! Bloody fucking hell! Where is it?! -keeps searching-"

America: "Huh? Prussia I can't understand what your saying"

Russia: bends forward and pins Prussia to the wall

Prussia: "MMMRUGH! MAMHGHGHMMMUGHW!"

Prussia: face is red for lack of oxygen

Canada: "MAPLE!"

Russia: Pulls back to let him breath

Prussia: gasps "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE ORE-SAMA NEEDS HELP!"

England: "-runs and hides behind Alfred- I c-can't find it! You do something! You're the hero."

America: "Right! I am the hero!"

Russia: bends forward and pins Prussia to the wall again the same way as before

Prussia: "MUGHW! MGW! MHWP!"

England: "Well, then, do something!"

Russia: Is busy getting read to rape Prussia

Canada: "-tries to wriggle free- W-WILL SOMEBODY D-DO SOMETHING! HE'S GOING TO R-RAPE M-MY G-GILBERT!"

Canada: "-awkward pause- I-I....I m-mean..."

Prussia: "MHGH! NMUGHWGHUWN!"

Prussia: "MRGHW! MGHNWMW!"

[[Raped!Prussian Translation: "Russia! Take me now it will be epic"]]

Russia: Nearly crushes Prussia against the wall

Prussia: "M-Mghw! Mghwungh! m-mughnw!"

[[Raped!Prussian Translation: "Canada! Help your husband! we're soo awesome polygamists"]]

America: "um ...uh...."

Russia: Pulls back again to let Prussia breath again

England: "-shoves America forward- I don't bloody care if you don't have a plan! DO. SOMETHING. ALFRED."

Prussia: Huff "you ..guys" huff "help damn it"

Russia: First puts his finger on Prussia's lips then goes back to kissing him

America: Falls on to Russia "Oh shit- uwah!"

Russia: has someone fall on him which makes him fall harder on Prussia but is some how still kissing him

Prussia: is crushed by lips... and tongue

America: "..well that didn't work now did it Iggy"

England: "S-Shut up!"

Prussia: CAN'T BREATHE

England: "-epiphany- WAIT, I'VE BLOODY GOT IT. -runs out of room-"

Russia: Still kisses Prussia even if he can't breath

Canada: "A-Arthur! I d-don't see h-how that is h-helping!"

America: Get's up off Russia and Prussia

England: "-reappears in the doorway, panting, with a bottle of vodka- Oh, Ivan~"

Find out what happens next in PART THREE

Prussia seizes vital regions. BUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA: PRUSSIA'S GET SEIZED. -shot-

Hey, it was that or "IN SOVIET RUSSIA RAEP GETS YOU."

(It took all my willpower to not leave this comment in;

"England: "-quickly pats self- Wait...wh-where's my Britannia wand?!" {{-EXPLODES- IT'S. UNDER. YOUR. WAITER. APRON. -is bombed-}}"

& How well that last line ended was totally unplanned. We had to go right as I had posted that. I was pleased with myself :D

...I just noticed we forgot about Belarus. -shot-)