Chapter 3- Teeth


Sam Evans continued to find himself feeling huge pangs of nostalgia now that he had graduated from high school and college, where he was studying Art and Design, so sometimes he began to feel like his life was spinning too quickly ahead of him. Sometimes, Sam liked to remind himself of his past and found the DVD that he had made with Kurt entitled 'New Directions Performances'. He inserted the disc into his laptop and looked through the sophisticated contents menu of the DVD. Kurt had suddenly found his talents in designing DVD menu screens, so he had made the most of it. There were fancy fonts and decorative swirls scattered across the screen. They had made a pact that they would only include performances including them or ones that were special to them both. Sam perused the track list very thoroughly.

!. Don't Stop Believin'
2. 4 Minutes
3. Rose's Turn
4. Bad Romance
5. To Sir, With Love
6. Le Jazz Hot
7. Lucky
8. Time Warp
9. Stop! In The Name of Love/Free Your Mind
10. Singin In The Rain/Umbrella
11. Baby
12. Don't Stop
13. As If We Never Said Goodbye
14. Born This Way
15. Pure Imagination
16. Light Up The World
17. ABC
18. Bamboleo/Hero
19. I Have Nothing
20. Not The Boy Next Door
21. Paradise By The Dashboard Light
22. I'll Remember

Disc 2…

Wait, what? Sam had not realised that there was a Disc 2. Very curious now, he looked down the list where there was a special message…

Just for you Sammy. Love Kurt ;) x

1. Teeth
2. Single Ladies
3. Fergalicious
4. Beautiful Liar (with Santana)

Sam was drooling at the mouth. Four special performances that Kurt has taking part in and added without Sam knowing. He clicked 'Play All' on the second selection and his eyes bulged when he saw the opening frame of the 'Teeth' video on the screen. He figured, knowing his boyfriend, that it was a Lady Gaga music video. Kurt started in the splits position (which holy fuck wow) that had Sam biting his lip in order to be able to get through the whole video.

The music started and Kurt rose from his position and raised his leg above his head, showing off his flexibility for Sam, which the former knew that he loved. Kurt winked to the camera before he began to sing.

Don't be scared
I've done this before
Show me your teeth
Don't want no money (want your money)

That shit's is ugly
Just want your sex (want your sex)
Take a bit of my bad boy meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bite my me
Show me your teeth
Let me see your mean

Got no direction (no direction)
I need direction
Just got my vamp (got my vamp)

Take a bite of my bad boy meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
The truth is sexy

Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)
Just tell me when it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me

I'm gonna love you with my hands tied
Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth teeth teeth teeth

Got no salvation (no salvation)
Got no salvation
Got nor religion (no religion)
My religion is you
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
I'm a tough bitch

Got my addictions (my addictions)
And I love to fix 'em (and I love to fix 'em)
No one's perfect
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (bad girl meat)
Take a bit of me boy
Show me your teeth
I just need a little guidance

Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)
Just tell me when it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me
I'm gonna love you with my hand tied

Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth teeth teeth teeth
Show me your teeth

My religion is you
My religion is you

Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Help need a man
Now show me your fangs (my religion is you)
Tell me something that'll save me
I need a man who makes me alright (man who makes me alright)

Just tell me it's alright
Tell me something that'll change me
I'm gonna love you with my hands tied
Show me your teeth
Just tell me when
Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
Show me whatcha got
Show me your teeth
Teeth teeth teeth
Show me your teeth
It's not how big, it's how mean

Show me your teeth
Open your mouth boy
Show me your teeth
My religion is you
Show me your teeth

I just need a little guidance
Show me your teeth

When Kurt finished his flawlessly sexy routine, Sam found himself flustered and like he needed his boyfriend to get home so that he could love him with his hands tied. Damn, new kink, Sam thought to himself. Only Kurt could make him so incoherently flustered just by singing and dancing. He could only imagine how hot Beautiful Liar would be, especially Kurt and Santana doing a sexy routine together. Sam figured that his dick would explode if he watched that straight after Teeth, so he reluctantly decided to save it for another day when Kurt wasn't around.

Sam heard the door open and his fabulous boyfriend walked in happily. Sam strode over to him and pushed him against the open door, kissing him ferociously, the need for him becoming overwhelming.

"Sam, not that I don't love you spontaneously jumping me, but what's this about?"

Sam couldn't actually speak coherent words. "Gah, ugh, ngh." He tried to say "That teeth video" but nothing of the sort came out.

"Which one did you watch?" Kurt said, his ninja powers coming into play. "Never mind, I know which one. Now undress so that I can ravage you. Don't be scared, I've done this before." Kurt purred into Sam's ear, pushing him onto their bed.

Sam popped a boner just at the sound of that and was ready for anything that Kurt was willing to give him. Game on.


Author's Note: So I'm using this word randomiser and I got 'teeth'. I wasn't sure what to do with it until I thought of Gaga so I know this is short and mostly lyrical but I promise, hopefully, my next words will be better. Review and give me some prompts, guys! xxxx