The Shura- I mean, Shirara corps, as it's called now, arrived at the hotel the following morning. The platoon had disbanded shortly after the battle with the Keroro Platoon, and recently regrouped. Six of it's original ten members remained. Nuii travled back to Keron in search of her owner, Dokuku and Giruru left in search of a new life and Robobo was still in the process of being rebuilt. So after recieving an invitation from Pururu, Shirara, Kagege, Gyororo, Putata, Mekeke and Yukiki packed their bags and traveled to the Keron Resort.

It was midday by the time they arrived. The sun was shining, and it was a perfect day to spend by the pool- and that's exactly what the other two platoons were doing.

"Ah, isn't this going to be great guys?" Shirara said, excitedly, as he looked around at all of the commotion. They had just put their bags away, and were ready to join up with some old friends. Well, Shirara was anyway... Can't say much about the rest of the Corps.

Although Shirara's question was rhetorical, Putata felt the need to sarcastically reply.

"You're awfully cheerful for someone who wanted these people dead and gone a few months ago yo."

Mekeke couldn't help but snicker.

"Everything's alright now though. Don't feel so down all the time! Pururu-"

"Pururu-chan invited us to go on vacation with her" Gyororo, Putata and Mekeke said in unison.

"We've heard it a thousand times already boss." Mekeke said, "You go on ahead and have fun if that's what you want. Alright?"

Shirara nodded, and ran off twords Pururu (Who scolded him and told him to be careful, readers- Never run by the pool, okay?)

Yukiki sighed heavily, and slowly walked, behind the rest of the crowd. He'd been rather... Depressed, lately. Mostly due to the fact that it was taking longer than planned to rebuild his best friend. He went to lie down on one if the lounge chairs in the shade.

"Pu pu, you're not swimming either?"

Yukiki looked to the side. Sitting on the chair next to him was a salmon tadpole.

"No, let's just say water and I don't... Mix." He laughed a little at his own joke, though it wasn't really too funny. "So, um, what are you up to?"

He took a bite out of his sandwich. "Just the usual. Programming something in C++ for a project I'm working on. It's nor much of a vacation, may as well work."

"Yeah... Pretty much the only one who was excited about this vacation was my boss."

"Pu, I would've loved this, until the lieutenant went and invited the old ma-"

Splash!

"You called, squirt? Ku ku ku kuku!" The familiar laugh of a maniac echoed from behind the young hacker. In the hands of the Yellow Devil were a bucket of water balloons. Kururu noncelauntly tossed another one up, and it landed on Tororo's helmet.

Needless to say, the tadpole was not pleased.

"Grr, you almolst short-circuted my laptop! what are you trying to do, fry my brains out!?"

Kururu just couldn't resist. Messing with the squirt was just so entertaining. "What brains?" he said satirically.

Needless to say, this went on for about an hour. (Narrator here! I'm reading the script and like, did Yukiki leave or is he pulling a Dororo and just standing there unnoticed? I'm pretty sure he's gunna ask Tororo to try and rebui- oh, spoiler alert! Sorry guys! Heheh, how am I not fired yet?)

- Now Playing: Gero~Gero! The big swim race, de arimasu! -

Did I mention this yet, that the sun was shining, and that it was a great day for the pool? Because that's exactly what everyone was doing!

"Yo, yo yo! I'm Putata!"

"And I'm Mekeke"

"AND WE'LL BE YOUR ANNIUNCERS FOR TODAY'S RACE!"

(Well, they seem to have gotten into the spirit of things rather quickly. What? Leave the sarcasm in the first half of the story?! Not my job? Kururu's job!? Well, alright. Back to the race!)

"Alright folks, this is no ordinary race! Not only will our competitors be judged on speed, they will also be judged on-" "Style, yo!" Mekeke and Putata said together.

"Yo, Mekeke, introduce our judges?"

"Certianly. Our judges today are, first, the lovely chief medic Pururu, the Corps' very own, Man with the third, fourth and fifth eye, Gyororo! And umm... The, blue guy?"

(Taruru?)

"Eh, sorry bout that. His name is Dororo!"

(Damnit. Lost again. Now I owe the Captions guy two thousand yen.)

"And now yo, for our competitors! In lanes one and two, we have TEAM STAR! Private Tamama and of course, the infamous bandaid bandit Keroro!"

(To those of you unfamiliar with the story of Shurara's revenge, it all started out with Keroro stealing a bandaid from Shirara. Hashtag TheMoreYouKnow.)

"In lanes three and four, the deadly brother duo Corporal Giroro and Lieutenant Garuru! Give it up for TEAM SKULL!"

"Lanes five and six, this assassin swim team may as well be sharks instead if frogs! A lean, mean and, on one of their parts, literally a well-oiled machine, TEAM SHADOW, ZORURU AND KAGEGE!"

"Oh, and last but certianly not least on lane seven we have team Taruru." Mekeke chimed in.

Taruru laughed, Puffing his chest out proudly. "Haha, you guys watch! I can beat all of you all by myself! Haha!"

(... What? You all expected a race scene? Pfft, we don't have the special effects budget for that! It all went into a pekoponjin-sized replica of the resort for the staff over here!

What? I wasn't supposed to tell you that? 8 MILLION YEN!? DO I LOOK LIKE HARUHI FUJIOKA? Oh wait... I actually kind of do! Hashtag unintentional-crossover.

Ahem. Back to the final scores!)

"Putata that sure was an amazing race! If only we had it on video- there's no way you could express the awesomeness in writing!"

"Yo yo yo, you're so right! Well, it's time for the scores!"

"In fourth place, we have, TEAM SHADOW! Sorry yo, judges had to take off points since we couldn't see any of the assassin-magic." Zoruru shot an angry glare at Dororo, who started to tear up a bit, he actually was the only one who could see the assassin magic and gave them a perfect score. But Zoruru didn't know that.

"In third place, TEAM TARURU! Well little guy, you gave it your best. Second place... TEAM STAR, and the winners are TEAM SKULL! Thank you everyone, and goodnight!"

That concludes this sports broadcast, sponsored by the Intergalactic Bannana Slug Nature Preserve. (How much are we getting from the sponsor ad? Really, only 50 yen?! Why do I even bother...)

This was actually pretty fun to write, unfortunately it's 2:37 am, and I can't sleep. Gunna regret it tomorrow.

I seriously love the Narrator. XD

Btw Alyssauqique, look forward to some YukikiTororo friendship in the distant future, since I don't write too often.

Anyone have suggestions or requests for something you'd like to see here? Go ahead, it's free-for-all.

Anyone else imagine Mekeke and Putata as the Hikaru and Kaoru of the Shurara corps? That's kinda who I'm basing their personalities off. Yay host club references!

Ps- I really do look like Haruhi. It's true. Seriously. Well, hope y'all enjoyed! Please review!