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Sirius and Remus continued dragging James upstairs to the dormitory with no further interruptions. They didn't feel like talking any more either cause they were both exhausted after their excursion to the lake.

"Do you think he'll be fine if we just tuck him in like a good mummy?" Sirius asked tired yet not tired enough to stop joking.

"I don't know maybe we should take his temperature first to make sure he's warm enough," Remus said still worried about his friend even though he was also exhausted.

"Alright," Sirius agreed. Remus then went to the bathroom after the set James down on his bed and came back with a thermometer in hand. He then stuck it in James mouth and awaited the results.

"How long the do you think the dingers supposed to be in there?" Remus asked.

"As long as you want it in there. Maybe you want a blow job afterwards too, am I right?" Sirius asked always getting something perverted out of everything. Remus realizing what he had just said and blushed but continued on like Sirius hadn't said anything. After a minute he took the thermometer out and checked it.

"Well, what's it say, my gay friend?"

"97 degrees," Remus said.

"Well its close enough to 98.6 so we just wrap him up until he's a puffy marshmallow and he should be fine."

"Sirius you need to be serious about this!" Remus hissed.

"Well as I am Sirius I think I am quite serious," Sirius retorted.

"Oh shut it. He won't warm up just like that."

"Well then what do we do, doc?"

"Well I've read that the fastest way to warm someone up is with water."

"But we just got him out of the water."

"Warm water you idiot!"

"Well duh! But wouldn't it be too large of a change of temperature in his body if we just shove him in hot water right after he got out of freezing. It could cause the opposite reaction," Sirius said actually making sense and being serious for once.

"Well... you do have a point but it won't be hot it will be warm and anyways his temperature isn't dangerously low but we should just do it to make sure." They then hauled James up again and brought him to the bathroom.

"Well... won't this be fun! We all get to take a shower together if only we had a couple of girls with us we could have a grand ole time!" Sirius said.

"Sirius this is no time for an orgy we need to get him in the water." After realizing that he just said that Remus once again blushed and just shook his head. His friends made him say the strangest things at times. He then proceeded to turn the water on so that it was lukewarm and they plopped James down so he was under the streaming water. Remus gradually heated the water up more and James didn't seem to move at all during this whole process but then he seemed to be starting to wake up.

"Why is it raining inside?" James asked only half awake his eyes still closed.

"Well if you havent realized we are in a shower together, Sherlock," Sirius explained.

"Wow it's like that dream I had," James said slowly opening his eyes.

"You had a dream about us all taking a shower together?" Sirius asked a little weirded out.

"Sirius..." Remus said but then just shook his head and gave up.

"Well... not exactly... We all were there and of course a bunch of girls and that Sally Anderson, you know the one?"

"Yeah, I know the one with the massive boobs," Sirius said eagerly.

"Well she was there and there was this gaping hole in the ceiling and it was raining. It was really cold and all I saw was the sky and the rain pelting down on my face and then everyone just disappeared and I was alone. Strange right?"

"Yeah..." Sirius said a little disappointed.

"Well now that you told us about your amazing dream and you are warmed up can we go to bed?" Remus said impatiently.

"Oh is ickle Remus tired?" Sirius said with a mock face.

"Shove off. James can you walk?"

"Umm... I think I can just give me a hand up, will ya." Remus then stretched out a hand that gripped James's cold one that surprisingly had very little strength. Remus knew that he was probably even more tired than they were; drowning tends to do that to ya. James wouldn't let anyone know though because he was one of those guys that needed to look tough all the time and could never show weakness. Remus wouldn't give away his little secret. It was kind of hard not to though when they began walking back to the beds and James still needed like all of his weight supported but they eventually made it ack.

"There you go," Remus said gently lowering James down on his bed.

"Can you read me a story too?" James asked with a little innocent face.

"Oh and a kiss goodnight," Sirius added.

"Would you guys just quit it?" Remus said getting angry.

"Alright," James said yawning and before his head touched the pillow he was asleep.

"Wow he's out like the dead!" Sirius said.

"Yeah, he could have been tonight and you better remember that," Remus said suddenly deathly serious causing Sirius's grin to slide right back off of his face as fast as it came on. He then proceeded to his own bed and laid down with a soft goodnight to Sirius before falling asleep himself.

"How do they do that?" Sirius wondered aloud before climbing into bed also and shutting off the lights and thinking over that night. He really had been worried but he couldn't let them know that. Cracking jokes was how he dealt with things like that. No matter what he needed to remain calm and still have a tough exterior while also lightening up the mood without that then Sirius didn't know who he was.

Authors Note- okay yes I do get a little dirty. I honestly don't know what was going through my mind as I wrote this but what the hay why not? So I hope this doesn't scare people away I did change the rating after realizing what I had just typed I wasn't sure if it should be rated T or M so I went for T because what teenager do you not know that isn't perverted? Well that just proves my point anyways enough with that just to remind you all this is still a sick fic so that is what it's based on so there probably won't be any more dirty stuff unless I suddenly go crazy but hope you guys still liked it and please review: P