Rules for living with giant alien robots
Rules 17-27
Jess
#17 we are not allowed to jump to the Jurassic park universe and bring back a raptor
(I wanted a pet raptor!) (it terrorized the whole base) (well, it tore off Mia's robot arm)
(Optimus wasn't happy having Mia in med bay) (and having to trap the raptor before it got off base and started to really kill) (it didn't kill anyone!) (we got it back to Jurassic park universe)
#18 I am not allowed to summon a demon
(I wanted the demon to clean my room!) (red alert glitched when he saw me drawing a pentagram in red paint on the floor in the rec room) (he thought I had gone crazy and killed someone to use as a sacrifice) (it was just paint prowl!)
#19 no one is allowed to put me in a pink fairy dress and steal all my other clothes
(I know it was you Sunstreaker!) (it ended badly for sunshine after I found my clothes) (he was in the med bay for a week) (I guess it was payback for when I painted his holoform nails pink)
#20 I am not allowed to kill any girl who goes near Hot rod
(but he's my boyfriend!) (I only tried. I didn't kill her) (and yes, me and hot rod are dating) (so stay far away from my robot boyfriend ladies!)
#21 I am not allowed to ship myself back to base in the mail
(I didn't want to be at the college) (the classes were getting boring) (so I grabbed a big box and a lot of food and water and I got my roommate to send me off by express mail) (Will wanted to kill me when he saw that it was me in the box that arrived at base) (and hot rod was so angry at me cause I could have hurt myself) (he held me in his servos for 5 hours before he would let me go)
#22 quotes that are banned for answering the phone for obvious reasons
-its done. Where do I hide the body now?
-I've got the good stuff, you got the dough. Speaking.
-you know Bosco!?
#23 I am not allowed to set up betting money on when the Chevy twins fight.
(I made a lot of money) (and then Ultra magnus made me give the money back to the other soldiers) (and I was going to buy some awesome stuff!) (I really wanted that giant gummy bear)
#24 I am not allowed to hoard rocks
(I found so many cool rocks on the beach!) (I also use them when the Chevy twins piss me off) (I dump buckets of the rocks on them) (its really satisfying watching them get pummelled with rocks)
#25 me and Mia aren't allowed to call our robot boyfriends to 'kidnap us' to get away from college
(hot rod was fine getting me away from school for the day) (and for Mia) (well, prowl was pissed when he found out that sideswipe brought Mia out to California for a week) (Mia is under prowls guardianship until sideswipe is out of the bridge in a month)
#26 I am not allowed to call random Autobots in the middle of the night
(I was over tired) (and trying to study) (I needed help on a question, so I called Ironhide) (and I yelled out all hail instant noodles instead of my question) (Ironhide used me as a target the next time I was on base)
#27 I am not allowed to wear an inflatable t-rex costume and run around base
(most people got a laugh out of it) (it got out of hand when I got Mia to wear one too) (prowl didn't like us wearing the costumes all the time) (he got rid of the costumes) (a stick is probably lodge in his aft)