"Hello, everybody! The name's Bella Swan and…" a girl in white dress popped out.

I thought you're dead already? Die to the might of the hatchet, lady! Die!

"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" she screamed. But after the multiple beatings from the floating hatchet, she stopped screaming and was either knocked out or dead.

Checking for pulse… nope. No pulse! Okay, time to take out the trash.

After the girl's body was thrown somewhere out there, the sound of a door closing was heard.

Hey, guys! I'm back. Sorry about the stupid inconvenience earlier. Like I said, "Die to the might of the hatchet!"

Anyways, I'm glad you liked this silly story. And yes, Gary Stus count even if they are my own. (It's perfectly fine.) And if you guys thought the deaths in the last chapter were gruesome, then you don't know how horribly Heartless I can be.

"So you're a Heartless?" Demyx appeared out of nowhere in his blue pajamas.

Go to sleep, Demyx. And I'm not a Heartless… more of a Nobody actually. Sort of. Okay, I'm just human.

"But I can't Saix and Xemnas are snoring too loudly. Even Zexion is awake… but he's reading a book and cannot be disturbed." Demyx sat cross-legged on the floor. "And I'm bored."

Stop staring at me like that. Why don't you just stand beside me and look at our readers?

"Yeay!" He got up and jumped over.

Ow! Don't be so reckless like that. Never mind. No point in scolding you. Zexion? Zexion! Come down here and read Demyx a bedtime story.

A boy with grayish-blue hair emerged from a portal and stood in front of Demyx. He was holding a book with the title of "Doppelganger". And then, in Demyx's hands were a bunch of notebooks with familiar name stickers on them.

Hey! That's mine! You thieves! Okay, guys. Just read the things that I've written after this part because Demyx and Zexion are going to get a little scolding from me.

"Oops. I guess I should've asked for permission," Demyx said to Zexion in a half-apologizing manner.

"What? You said that you just found this in the room? We're so busted."

After looking at each other, Zexion and Demyx then disappeared into their Corridors of Darkness, running for their lives and dropping the book and notebooks.

You two just dropped my crap! Why I ought to… never mind. Anyways, just read the stuff from here. I was supposed to say it but then Demyx happened and so did Zexion. Enjoy!

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Options for the Mary Sue's Death

This chapter is where we all choose how the Mary Sue dies. Read carefully before you review because the intensity of the killing may vary from hilarious funny to weird but still funny to plain stupid. And I will still be adding funny and witty comments in the midst of the action or I will make the Org say an insult or something. (Your choice.)

Anyways, the choices are:

1. Xemnas. The Sue attacks him in rage after being taunted by Xemnas who merely avoids this by teleporting behind her. He then summons several tendrils of darkness to immobilize the Sue. He spins around with his extended Ethereal Blades before forcing them through the Sue, finishing her off.

2. Xigbar. He laughs at the Sue after insulting her. Then, he teleports around the arena while firing different colorful (?) laser arrows at her. After which, he snickers before the Sue falls dead.

3. Xaldin. He blasts the Sue with a tremendous gale, causing her to cover her face and making her a sitting duck for Xaldin's next attack. He then hurls his lances at her one by one. When he hurls his sixth lance, it takes on the shape of a dragon before impaling and killing the Sue.

4. Vexen. He freezes the floor first, making the Sue glued stuck on her spot. He then summons a blizzard storm which attempts to freeze her to death. Lastly, before laughing, he summons several icicles which home in to her heart.

5. Lexaeus. He slams his tomahawk on the ground, causing massive pillars of stone to come out of the ground. The Sue then tries to hide behind one of these. Lexaeus slams his tomahawk yet again and this causes all the pillars to break into several boulder-sized chunks and fall on the ground. The Sue is apparently buried alive and crushed afterwards.

6. Zexion. Several lexicons surround the Sue before transporting her into a dark place. She then starts to see horrible and disturbing images. After seeing that, she is then bombarded by flaming meteors and lightning bolts. Then, she falls on the ground, barely alive. Zexion appears and kills her by dropping a huge dictionary on her head, crushing her skull.

7. Saix. A moon appears in the background and he goes on a rampage with his claymore. He wildly attacks the Sue, breaking her face and all her bones. After which, Saix bashes her head off with one mighty strike before returning back to his sane self and asking why is there a dead Sue in front of him.

8. Axel. He throws a flaming chakram at the Sue. She falls on the ground and Axel helps her up. However, as soon as she stands up, Axel throws her around like a stuffed toy. Then, he throws another flaming chakram at her. But this time, she is incinerated into a black foul-smelling shriveled corpse.

9. Demyx. He plays a song for the Sue who thinks it's a courtship song. Suddenly, pillars of water erupt from the ground and knock the Sue into the air. From there, the Sue is bombard with heavy jets of water, further tossing her higher. And soon, she eventually drops to the ground because of gravity. Broken yet still half-alive, Demyx drowns her with his water forms.

10. Luxord. He traps the Sue into a card. And then, he calls onto Sora, Riku and Kairi to play "Stab the Heartless". The Sue dies after the three kids kill her by stabbing her repeatedly with their keyblades which poke holes into the card.

11. Marluxia. He summons a bunch of vines which ensnare the Sue. He then calls forth a magnificent shower of cherry blossoms and rose petals. As these fall, he delivers several deep gashes on the Sue before cleanly beheading her.

12. Larxene. She keeps on teleporting behind the Sue. And each time she does, she viciously claws at her with her knives. After five strikes, she blasts her repeatedly with lightning before coming up close and snapping the Sue's neck in half.

13. Roxas. He charges at the Sue and stabs her repeatedly with his keyblades while gliding around her. Next, he calls forth his light shields around the arena to blast the Sue with beams of light. For the finishing touch, he bombards her relentlessly with blue orbs, killing her.

14. Xion. She slams her keyblade on the floor, emitting a fissure of light. Then, she dashes forward and does a heavy upward slash at the Sue. After following up with a huge eruption of light from the ground, she blasts the Sue repeatedly with beams of light, killing the latter.

15. Random Organization Member.

16. Random Disney Villain (What? Oh well… okay, I just put this here because I ran out of people to toy with.)

17. All the Organization members for a Special Attack.

18. Random Event that Causes the Sue to Die (ranging from her powers working against her to getting killed by a bookshelf to being squashed by somebody's giant toe)

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