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"Prostitution is pretty heavy in some towns, notably in the more run-down areas. You know, places where cops don't feel very welcome." Lei monologued to the camera. The cameraman was in the back, aiming the camera not only at Lei, but at the blonde passenger riding with him.

"We're gonna do a little fishing today, see if we can't get big catch and get em off the streets. Assisting me today is deputy Steve Fox, who I have temporarily appointed to participate in this operation."

"Allo!" Steve yelled, flashing a goofy smile and waving at the cameraman.

"Deputy Fox, don't look at the camera."

"Aw, sorry about that mate. I'm just a little excited, yeah? It's me first time coming with you on one of your badass cop missions. We can be like Riggs and Murtaugh, yeah?"

"Except I'm not a crazy suicidal ex marine and you're not a black veteran who's too old for this shit. And will you PLEASE knock off that exaggerated accent and talk normal?"

"Oh, sod off. I'm just getting into character so I don't reveal me true identity, yeah?"

Lei rolled his eyes as Steve put on a fake mustache like an Englishman would wear, followed by a bowler hat. He was really getting into this; Lei was worried that his inexperience and eagerness would jeopardize the mission.

"Okay, we're nearly there. Get ready to take the wheel. Now remember, don't do anything that might reveal you're a cop or working with a cop. This isn't my police car, so you should be effectively camouflaged."

"Is that why you didn't give me a badge?"

"Exactly."

"B-but... I want a badge! It makes me feel official!"

"Look... after the operation is over, I'll keep you deputized for the rest of the day. You can have a badge then, okay?"

"Fine..."

Lei stopped the car and he and the cameraman quickly leaped out and took cover in a nearby alley as Steve scooched over and took the wheel. Lei whipped out his walkie talkie and pressed the button.

"Okay, stop at the corner there. You see the sign? Yeah, right across from there."

"Roger that, mate."

The cameraman took the shot off of Lei and positioned it across the street, right where Steve had stopped. Now it was just a waiting game as the line was cast and all that was left was for a big juicy fish to bite.

"Some of the ones around here are notoriously skilled at evading police." Lei whispered to the camera. "But they've never dealt with me before."

After a few minutes, passed, the target finally came out into the open. She was a brunette with a bob cut, and was wearing a sexy red thigh-length dress and brown stockings. To complete her image was a red pair of stiletto heels. She approached Steve's car and he let down the window, gulping as the sweat poured off him.

"Oh shit, that's her. Yesss... we got a big one today, boys." Lei whispered with a grin.

"Hey there, cutie." the woman said in a sultry voice as she leaned down, her cleavage bursting out as it pressed against the windowsill.

"Allo there, little b-bird." Steve said with an awkward smile, tipping his hat in greeting.

"So what you looking for? Oooh, what a cute mustache."

"Oh th-thank you. I polish it every night, I do. Well, I do believe I'm looking for an encounter... of the sexual kind, yeah?"

The woman giggled as she leaned in a little more. "Oh? Well you've come to the right place. What do you want?"

Steve was a little nervous; he honestly didn't expect things to get this far. He had to think of something to say and fast, lest he blow the operation.

"W-well ummm... what say you polish me knob for a few pounds, yeah?"

"Ooooh... that sounds like fun. Can I get in?"

Lei had finally heard enough.

"Okay, I'm taking her down."

The cameraman focused on Lei as the two of them sprinted towards the car, the camera bouncing up and down as it desperately tried to stay focused on Lei. Lei drew his gun and bellowed to the topic of his lungs.

"FWEEEZE, POLICE! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!"

The woman immediately recognized who it was and scowled.

"Oh hell no." she spat as she kicked off her high heels and tried to run. Lei was too fast for her though, as he holstered his weapon and tackled her.

"STOP RESISTING, ANNA! STOP RESISTING! GET DOWN ON THE GROUND! STOP RESISTING!"

"F*** you, Lei! I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything!" Anna squealed as she wrestled with him desperately. Lei was too strong, and he slung Anna to the ground and pressed his knee on top of her. As Anna kicked and flailed, her dress flew up and flashed the entire viewing world. Before this went to live television, her crotch area would have to be blurred via camera effects.

"You're under arrest for solicitation of prostitution."

"What the hell are you talking about? I just wanted a ride."

"Oh, I know you want a ride."

"I mean down the street, you idiot! I don't even know this person!"

"So you've never met this person before?"

"No! I don't have a car and I needed to get to my friend's house, so I asked him. He was kind enough to stop for me."

"You needed to ask for a ride at this particular street corner?"

"Uhhh why not? Lots of people pass through here."

"Do you have anything on you I need to know about?"

"Eat me."

The car door swung open and out stepped Steve, who was nervously adjusting his mustache.

"D-did I do a good job?"

"Yes, you did." Lei grinned with a thumbs up. He then looked down at Anna with a grin.

"Do you realize the man you were talking to is an undercover police officer?"

Steve's face lit up when he heard that. "I'M A POLICE OFFICER? You really mean it?!"

Lei facepalmed. "Sorry, I meant temporary deputy."

"Aw bollocks..."

Steve looked down at Anna, who was currently shooting daggers into his eyes.

"D-did you mean what you said about me mustache? I'm thinking about keeping it." he asked with a goofy smile.

"Steve, go wait in the car while I call for a unit to come take her." Lei ordered.

"Could we go for a spot of breakfast after this? I'm a mite peckish, yeah?"

"OKAY! JUST GO!"

Steve finally walked away and the camera focused back on Lei, who grabbed Anna and helped her to her feet.

"Okay Anna, I'm gonna read you your rights. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you can't afford one then the state will provide you with one. Do you understand?"

"Goddamn you Lei. You never let me have any fun..." Anna pouted.

"Sorry Anna, but your kind of fun is illegal."

"I kill people, you know! You better watch your back from here on, little piggy!"

"Yeah yeah."