Disclaimer: I own only the writing itself, not the canon characters or the song.
On the First Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
A fan-fiction about me.
On the Second Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
On the Third Day of Christmas
My fangirl gave to me
Three bending powers,
Two new ships,
And a fan-fiction about me.
"Ma-Ree Su… when I'm around you, I feel like I could stop time or fly or…" Zuko paused. "Or… or… Ahem?"
Mary glared at her computer screen. "Come on, Mary. You can think of one more bending power. Think…" She frowned for a moment more then shrugged and reached beneath her bed for another device keenly akin to a Twister™ spinner with things pasted on it. She spun and it landed between shadow bending and light bending. Mary shook the spinner in frustration and spun again.
"Will bending? Works for me."
Zuko took Ma-Ree's hands and lead her beneath a flowering sakura tree.
"Ma-Ree Su… when I'm around you, I feel like I could stop time or fly or even conquer the world…" Ma-Ree gasped.
"Zuko! I can't believe it! You're a fire bender, gravity bender, time bender, and will bender!" Ma-Ree said, enraptured—
"I didn't have the word 'enraptured' in there!" Mary complained to one of her younger sisters whom she had proof reading her chapter.
"Tch—you should be thanking me," Emily answered. "Especially you're writing's so bad that everyone else has refused to read it. How did Mary even know he got these super-cheesy bending powers anyway? If Zuko's under a sakura tree with your Mary-Sue who is your avatar in the Avatar world, saying he feels like he can do incredible things is hardly any basis for jumping to that kind of a conclusion. I mean, Christine would have erased the chapter by now," Emily finished, referring to her twin.
"Just shut up and take enraptured out. My adoring fans will know what I mean," Mary said, glowering at her younger sister.
"Boss?" the palace servant asked, bringing three cups of tea into the Fire Lord's study for the love interests in Mary's story. Zuko glared daggers at the servant from his position stuck on the ceiling.
"Get these three swooning buffoon out of my study and find me a gravity bending master," he barked. The servant went into a trance and dragged the three women out of Zuko's study, stopped along the way several times by the Fire Lord's not yet controllable time-stopping skills.
Alone in his study with the tea, Zuko walked along the roof to a spot above his desk and attempted to reach the cups. Not quite tall enough, Zuko jumped.
And at that moment came back into the regular phase of gravity and slammed on the mahogany furniture.
"Why me?" he asked, dejectedly reaching for the remains of one cup and sipping what dregs were left.
A/N: Not much to say about this. Here's to underappreciated ppl and siblings! (And an apology goes out to Zuko for the pain I put him though for gags.)
In Christ,
ZFF