A.N. Sorry it took me so long to update this!

Enjoy!

At Six Unisneyversal Flag Studios Land, the most euphoric place on Earth©, the large robot known as Omega E-123 was waiting in line. For what, the robot was unsure, but it was a large line.

Next to him was a cocoon of duct tape, a small bump, indicating a nose, was the only thing seen besides the duct tape. Within its' silver covered lied a red echidna known as Knuckles.

"Comrade Knuckles," Omega began, making small talk, looking down to the cocooned echidna, "Are you satisfied with your state of affairs?"

"Mfff!" Knuckles responded. Omega was unable to discern the answer.

"…Screw it…" Omega said, very uncharacteristicly. In a flash of pink, his laser sword appeared once more, and came to bear on the duct tape. Those in line seemed to pay the robot that could kill them all and not lose any processing time afterwards absolutely no attention. Omega's pink laser sword, as only real men use pink laser swords, cut through the duct tape, splitting it apart and revealing a very pissed off looking Knuckles.

"I'm going to kill Sonic now," Knuckles said, very calmly. "And if the Master Emerald is gone, I'm going to bring him back to life, and kill him again."

Knuckles brushed some silver duct tape from his shoulder, took a step forward, then paused.

"First…I really need to use the bathroom…"

Sonic merrily rode a roller coaster, hands in the air like he didn't really give all that much of a hoot about, yet his expression would denote intense enjoyment, meaning he did actually enjoy it, rendering this mangled phrase even more incorrect.

However one put it, he was having fun. Shadow was in the seat next to him, clinging to the rail for dear life and wondering when this ordeal of nightmares was to end.

As they went upside for what seemed to be the millionth time for Shadow, who was actively praying to all well known gods, and several more obscure ones, there was a sudden screech of metal up ahead.

Opening a single eye, he was that the track had been destroyed ahead. Gone.

In the ground was an odd, orange colored egg shaped device of some sort.

Well…that's a fine hodedo for you.

"That was amazing!" Silver shouted, waving his arm madly, the other one holding his cotton candy. "The lights, the sounds, the action! And they do that all the time?"

"Uhhh, yah, it's a show," Tails explained, lugging a giant teddy bear, along with his own cotton candy, "Don't they have those in the future?"

"Post apocalyptic world, remember?" Silver said idly. The two were nearing a roller coaster. "Though, there was one guy who would dance for a potato…Poor guy…"

"Did he ever get potatoes?" Tails wondered idly.

"…What's a potato?" Silver wondered, frowning, "You mean, those are real?"

"…Yah…In fact, there's a whole group of people who used it as their primary source of consumption until a famine that forced them to move," Tails explained, "And potatoes make a lot of chips, not to mention fries. And there's mashed potatoes, boiled potatoes, fried potatoes…Make them in any number of ways!"

"Fries? Oh, we had those," Silver said, "But I thought fries were made from hagus."

"…No…" Tails said, "Man…your future is weird."

"Hey, the guy who taught me history was the guy who danced for clam chowder," Silver frowned, "Not my fault."

"Fair enough…And I bet clam chowder was even harder to find…" Tails sighed, shaking his head.

"Nah, not if you knew how to catch it."

Before Tails could even begin to conceive the thought of a question to respond to Silver's last statement, something smashed into the ground ahead of them, taking out part of the roller coaster and landing on a ladybug.

Not so lucky now, huh bug? HUH?!

"Oh no! The people in that metal moving object are going to crash!" Silver shouted, turning to Tails.

"It's called a roller coaster," Tails emphasized, "Say it with me…roller coaster."

"Waller Mooster, right," Silver nodded, and ran forward. He held up his hands, and the roller coaster stopped, glowing, as was Silver. It was then gently lowered to the ground, where the occupants (all but two), scrambled out.

One of the last two seemed to fall out, and started kissing the ground, while the other one, a figure Tails and Silver both knew well, simply got out and walked over to the orange, egg shaped device.

"MUAHAHAHAHA!" a sinister voice bellowed, smoke coming from the machine, as something began to rise from the top.

Music began to play.

"You make me feel like a natural…womaaaaaan…~"

"METAL! TRACK EIGHT!"

The music cut off, and was replaced by Eggman's usual theme.

Eggman soon appeared at the top of his latest Egg machine, grinning evilly as the music swelled.

"So Sonic I bet –I am the Eggman, I have a master plan!- But you won't this time, since I –Aboard the ARK, a genius at heart!- Additionally, I've prepared this list of my favorite so- -I am the Eggman, that's what I am!- So, KNEEL BEFORE EGGMAN!"

The music continued, and everyone simply looked dumbstruck.

"…Metal, turn the music down when I began speaking!" Eggman shouted downwards, stomping on the floor. The music paused.

"Well, your handwriting sucks!" Metal Sonic shouted from inside the device, "You could have told me it instead of writing down your instructions on sticky notes!"

"Ha! Sticky notes shall one day be the supreme form of communication! We all must be prepared for it!" Eggman shouted back, then coughed, returning back to Sonic and the others. Shadow appeared to be rolling in the dirt.

"Anyways, instead of repeating my speech, let's get to the fight!" Eggman shouted, grinning down at Sonic, who was sitting on the roller coaster, reading a newspaper.

"Oohhh, that Garfield. He's so old," Sonic chuckled, turning the page. He paused, then looked over the top up at Eggman, "Oh, sorry, you want to read the funnies next?"

"Well, if it's not to much trouble, I…Wait, no!" Eggman yelled, shaking his head, "I'm here to destroy you, Shadow, and this meddlesome amusement park!"

"What?!" Tails shouted, "You're going to destroy Six Unisneyversal Flag Studios Land, the most euphoric place on Earth©?!"

"Yes! With the help of my EGG THINGAMAJIG!" Eggman bellowed. The device he stood on simply continued to lie there.

"Errr…what's it do?" Sonic wondered, folding up his newspaper carefully and tucking it in his quills for later reading.

"Why, Sonic…" Eggman chortled, which is a real word, seriously. It's sorta like chuckling, just eviler sounding. Anyways, he chortled, twirling his mustache while doing so, "It's quite simple…It…JIGS!"

The earth shook, Shadow pausing in his reveling of being on the ground, as two giant legs came out of the bottom of the Egg Thingamajig.

Inside, Metal Sonic had on a sweat band over his forehead, wrists, and ankles, staring at the screen in front of him, arrows on the ground.

"Metal, begin!" Eggman laughed manically. He did it quite well, having practiced on the way over.

The Egg Thingamajig started up, and began to dance.

"…Errrr…" Silver wondered, glancing at the others, all of which appeared to have a look of outmost horror on their face, frozen still as the Egg Thingamajg began to destroy things in it's funky fresh dance moves, "Shouldn't we…stop it…?"

"Oh! Of course! But…we need something to counter it!" Tails shouted, snapping out of it.

"Couldn't we just hit it with stuff until it breaks? I mean, I could probably throw the waller mooster at it or something," Silver offered.

"No!" Sonic interrupted him, he and Shadow appearing by the other two, "For this, we're gonna have to fight fire with fire…"

"But where are we going to get a giant dancing robot?" Shadow wondered, pretending his abject terror on the coaster, and dirt rolling had never happened, humoring Sonic so he wouldn't bring it up. Also, the idea of commanding a giant dancing robot sounded like good times.

"…Wasn't there one at the show we saw…?" Silver wondered, turning to Tails, who grinned.

"Why…I believe there was…"

Knuckles was wading through a crowd of Mobians, his strength useless against the horde, as panicked sentient life forms attempted to escape with the news that Eggman was attempting to take over Six Unisneyversal Flag Studios Land, the most euphoric place on Earth©.

Omega, on the drop of a hat, not literally of course, as that would make living with Omega even more hectic, despite the fact Shadow only had one hat, which he only wore for special occasions, had surged forward suddenly, declaring to "DESTROY ALL EGGMAN ROBOTS!" or something to that degree.

This left Knuckles alone.

Well, in the metaphorical sense. He was surrounded by crowds of Mobians attempting to escape. So he wasn't alone in the usual sense of the word.

Darn it, they smelled funny.

Or that might be him.

He hadn't showered for a while. Duct tape cocoons tend to prevent that.

"Is it ready?"

"Almost!"

"Who's gonna control it?"

"Who else do you think? Me of course!"

"…Fine…"

"Hey, can't I try?"

"NO!"

"Sigh…alright…Hey what's that button do?"

"Don't touch that!"

Tails swatted Silver away from a control panel, as he finished his last modifications on the giant dancing robot to use against the Egg Thingamajig.

"Alright, it's ready!" Tails declared, stepping back with a grin, "You ready Sonic?"

Unconsciously mirroring his metallic counterpart, Sonic was wearing a number of sweatbands, and standing on a platform with arrows on it.

The four were in the robot, ready to watch Sonic do his thing.

As their giant dancing robot activated, Eggman turned atop the Egg Thingamajig, gasping as the two robots turned to face each other.

"Alright, metal head!" Sonic grinned, staring as his screen turned on, showing his and Metal's Dance Dance Revolution screens, "Time to loose!"

Metal Sonic seemed to grin over on his end. Maybe this insane plot of Eggman's would have a good side…

Of course, that was before Omega appeared, ripped off the Egg Thingamajig's left leg, and then began to beat said robot with said leg.

"So…" Silver began, twiddling his thumbs in his seat, "How did everyone enjoy their time at Six Unisneyversal Flag Studios Land, the most euphoric place on Earth©?"

Shadow was in the passenger seat, shotgun, as usual. He was asleep, snoring lightly.

"I found the trip incredibly enjoyable," Omega answered with a robotic whistle, "We should endeavor to return within the future."

"Well, it was kinda fun rewiring that robot," Tails admitted with a shrug.

"I enjoyed myself," Knuckles said, coming out from the shower, drying himself with a towel, "Man, I needed that."

"Shiny…angels…" Sonic muttered, pawing at the air, not really conscious. Consecutive blows to the head does that to people.

"I don't know about the rest of you, but I think we should go see the world's biggest ball of yarn." A finger pointed to a billboard they then passed.

Everyone, minus Sonic who was babbling about fairies poisoning his shoes, turned, seeing Metal Sonic standing there, coming from one of the upstairs area of the RV. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"…What? To tacky?" Metal wondered, "Isn't this what you life forms wear on vacation?"

A.N. Huzzah! Update!

Anyways, sorry this took so long! I hope to have Part 4 done sooner!

And now it seems Metal Sonic is joining them on this road trip…What chaos will this bring? Tune in next time!

Review please! I love them so.

And I shouldn't update in the middle of the night so often.

The idea for 'Egg Thingamajig' comes from my best bud Avenger.