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EPOV

My eyes locked on the seemingly harmless silver phone Jasper was staring at. My arms locked around my warm Bella protectively. Alice was calling, while Jasper's hair was ruined with coconut milk.

What are the odds?

"Jasper, pick it up!" I snarled. None of us wanted Alice to wreak her havoc on all of us. Well. I can include Emmett in there somehow.

"Edward, what's going on?" Bella whispered to me, leaning her head on my chest.

"Alice is calling."

"So?"

"Do you see Jasper's hair?"

And to this my Bella had nothing to say at all. She simply wrapped her warm arms around my neck and held on for dear life, her face paling by the second.

Jasper gulped loudly and shakily raised the phone to his ear.

"H-hello?"

"JASPER WHITLOCK HALE CULLEN!!!!" Alice's voice screamed so loud out of the phone that even Bella covered her ears.

Is this on speaker? What the—

"JASPER!!! ANSWER ME OR YOU WON'T GET ANY FOR A MONTH!! DO YOU HEAR ME?? A MONTH!!"

"Alice, honey I'm SORRY—"

"Don't you Alice honey me!! WHO GOT COCONUT MILK IN YOUR HAIR???"

"It was Edward!"

"WHAT??" I yelled.

Sorry bro. You should've just let us make fun of you. That video just isn't going to suffice in Emmett and I's collection of embarrassing Edward moments! Come on, its classic!

"Alice wait, NO it wasn't me—"

"EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!!"

"ALICE—"

"I'M COMING DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!"

And then the line went dead.

"That's what she said!!" Emmett yelled.

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU BOTH!!"

Removing Bella's chokehold from around my neck, (once again, reluctantly. Why does this always happen?) I pushed her behind me protectively and lunged for my condemned brother.

BPOV

"Edward!" I screamed, clutching onto his ice cold arm. It felt good on my overheated skin.

But in an instant he was gone. I stared as Edward tackled Jasper to the ground, moving so fast I almost couldn't see them. Earth-shattering cracks could be heard, and as they pounded against my eardrums I shrieked, covering my ears and practically diving into the white sand.

Shoot! This isn't my shirt.

I'm really grateful Emmett's not the one that can read minds.

And then I froze where I stood, pulling Edward's blue shirt closer around me, breathing in his scent.

Calm down. Calm down. Just because Edward's off fighting Jasper to the death while you're lying in the sand in Edward's shirt doesn't mean Emmett's smart enough to notice that…

Crap.

The odds are always against us, so naturally Emmett's going to get smart for about two seconds. Wait for it….

3…

2…

1…

"BELLA!" I heard Edward's sweet voice yell at me from across the beach.

I squealed, wrenching upright, covering me in white sand. Crap! This isn't my shirt!!

I whipped my head around, sending more sand flying in all directions. The last thing I saw was Edward's horrified face, mid-tangle with Jasper.

My eyes widened. There are only a few things Edward would look so horrified about.

The Volturi are about to kill me.

Alice is about to kidnap me for a Bella Barbie day. (or "Edward is about to lose me for a day")

Emmett is pulling some sort of prank that will make me wish I was never born.

Emmett broke some of Esme's furniture wrestling again and blamed it on him/me.

Jasper is manipulating his emotions (under Emmett's command of course)

Emmett is about to walk in on us.

Emmett spread another rumor about Edward being gay.

This is a surprisingly long list...I think I'll stop here. But anyway, we can cross of number 1, there's no official rule against a human-vampire relationship (until Alice gets her revenge). And number 2, there's no way Alice can get here that fast, even under the motivation of Jasper's hair. Also number 4, we kind of DID break the furniture this time. Also number six and seven. So that leaves numbers 5 and 3. I just realized that Emmett is in 5 out of 7 reasons so far. That's only a C-, so I'm not done with the list yet! This could be ANYTHING, but I'm too scared to look!

"Edward…" I breathed heavily.

I saw Edward slam his elbow into Jasper's chest, throwing him back into the coconut tree. The tree shook violently, but all I could see was the wind rushing past me and cold arms around my waist. Something was wrong…Edward NEVER carried me like a football.

"EDWARD!" I screeched again. "EMMETT LET ME DOWN OR SO HELP ME I'LL—"

"You'll do what, little sis?" I heard his booming laugh echo around the jungle.

And then the wind stopped.

"Emmett!!! Put me down THIS INSTANT!!"

"Okay, Mom."

I let out a painful breath.

Don't kill Emmett; you'd end up killing yourself in the act anyway. Rosalie wouldn't be happy with you. Okay that's all I've got. Someone give me more reasons not to kill my big brother.

I seem to be talking to myself too much lately.

"Emmett…where are we." I stated simply, too fed up to even make it sound like a question.

And then I opened my eyes.

I could see the entire island from here…where were we??

"Ouch!" I stood up abruptly, shaking my hand out.

"What is it?" Emmett asked.

"Ow…splinter."

Whoa, hold up. Splinter? Oh no.

"Emmett!!! I'm not good with heights!! Now tell me this. WHY ARE WE ON THE ROOF!?"

Emmett fell over on top of the house, making it shake with his insane laughter.

"EMMETT!"

"Oh-oh-oh-kay! Hahahahaha! We're on the roof b-because…oh, this is priceless! This is the last place little Eddie would look!"

Emmett has lost his mind.

Understatement of the century.

"Emmett! I'm going to jump!" I yelled over my shoulder and poised myself on the edge, shaking my arms out as if I was an Olympic swimmer getting ready for a dive.

"Oh no you're not!"

"Hey! This isn't my shirt anyway!" I yelled as I felt cool arms around my waist.

Oh crap. Did I really just say that out loud?

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

I groaned and laid down in fetal position on the scratchy roof. Well I was going to prove Edward wrong. I can too act.

I pulled my knees up to my chest, tightening my grip on Edward's shirt and breathing in his scent.

"Emmett…" I moaned pathetically. "Where's Edward?"
Emmett's teddy bear face appeared in front of me at once, his head propped up on his hand.

"I want Edward." I said, pulling out my best puppy dog face, even letting a few tears slip out.

Emmett's grin suddenly turned into a very worried teddy bear face.

"Bella, no fair!"

"What?" I asked innocently, tears slipping down my face.

"Emmett…take me to Edward." I said, curling up closer into my fetal position.

I heard a loud, dragged out dramatic sigh behind me, some more trees coming down below us, and the wind rushing past me once again.

I made show of my pathetic without-Edward position, curling into Emmett's side and sobbing uncontrollably.

"Sheesh, Bella, get a grip."

"Shut up…" I mumbled and sniffed.

The sad part is, my so called "acting" isn't too far from the truth. This really is my without-Edward position.

"Bella!!" I heard Edward's beautiful soft voice calling me from a few feet away. I could see the spot where I had sat in the sand only a few minutes ago. I could see the white hot sun reflecting against the bright blue ocean. But most of all I could see Edward's perfect face.

"Edward!!" I yelled, struggling against Emmett's iron hold.

"Emmett! Let me GO!" I said, scrambling to reach Edward.

Any second now he was going to come rushing towards me, and Emmett would be gone.

"Not so fast."

A very recognizable voice stopped me short, chilling me straight to the bone. A feminine figure emerged from the jungle behind us; with a smile so evil she made my chilled bones become ice through and through.

"Rosalie."