Hey guys! PIEQUEEN PLUSHIE TO THEDOCTORINCAMELOT AND JENNA! TheDoctorInCamelot will be featured once I get a warrior name from them (I don't know if they are he/she). Jenna is a guest, because there is no link to her profile, but she should join! Anyway, Softwhisper of ShadowClan is being featured in this chapter! Yay! That offer still stands!

ThunderClan got back to camp after Squirrelflight and Bramblestar's wedding, when they were greeted by a huge mass of cats they didn't know. They were divided into 4 groups.

Randomness: Trollkit, Buckkit, Beerbelly, Lolkit, Santaclaws, Picklepie, Cheesenose, Rocketblast, Dragonpoke, Waspaggravator

Prettiness: Sparklefur, Shimmerpelt, Angelfoodcake, Darkstar (Leader of GrampaClan), Birdwing, Swannose

Awesomeness: Donutlover, Donuthater, Awesomepie, Falconcall

Randomness, Prettiness and Awesomeness:Softwhisper!

So since all of the new cats had arrived, Bramblestar decided to have a contest to prove stuff. Softwhisper, who was to be the host, because there was no question she was the randomest, awesomest, and prettiest cat ever.

"Hello, and welcome to the annual Warrior Cats Competition! Today we are having 4 groups. They are RANDOMNESS, PRETTINESS, AWESOMENESS AND CUTEST LOVERS. But first the contestants have a week to prove to the Clan, that they are any of these categories!" She said poofing onto the stage in a silver dress.

"The contestants will state what category they are going for before or after they do whatever they are doing to prove they are worthy of that title. That is all." She finished, clapping her paws and poofing everybody back to the camp.

"TRUTH OR DARE!" Screamed Bramblestar. Every cat from all the Clans, even the kits rushed to sit in a circle.

"I am starting!" declared Sandstorm. Everybody looked at her expectantly. "Firestar. Truth or Dare?"

"Dare!" he said bravely.

"I dare Firestar to lick a potato, and start singing Gangnam Style in front of a Twoleg." Everyone gaped.

Piequeen clapped her paws and summoned a Twoleg. Firestar did the dare, and the Twoleg keeled over, unconscious. Everyone laughed hysterically. Piequeen teleported the Twoleg away. Firestar looked around.

"Tigerstar! Truth or Dare." He shouted.

"Dare! Who do you think I am?" he said. Firestar giggled like a little girl.

"I…Dare…You…To…Sing… Good Time if front of all the Clans!" Firestar said in between laughs. Tigerstar turned red, fuming and embarrassed in front of all the cats.

Tigerstar got up on stage and mimicked a girly voice. And sang it. All the cats were on the floor laughing.

"I will get you back for this Firestar!" he yelled, and dramatic lightning flashed across the sky. Then the cats decided to have another dance party for Firestar's birthday. Squirrelflight got up on to the DJ station. She first played Forever and Always, so Firestar and Sandstorm could have a slow dance. The crowd quieted, and the spotlight shined on them. They slow danced to the music. And then things started to get wild.

"I DON'T CARE! I LOVE IT!" the music blasted. The cats jumped up and down. And somehow, the kits had gotten into a 3 ton shipment of Red-Bull. We will come back to that later. But for now, Softwhisper the Queen was dancing to Call Me Maybe.

"GO SOFTWHISPER GO SOFTWHISPER!" The crowd chanted. She smiled and sat upon her Throne of Donuts.

Back to the kits. They had somehow also found 4 8 ton bottles of neon ketchup. They aimed it at the crowd. They had four different colors. Green, pink, yellow and orange. They squirted it out. The cats thought it was neon paint and partied harder. But then, the cat in charge of neon paint during parties, Hazeltail shrugged and said. I don't know anything about that. Apparently they were planning on doing the neon paint later. Then some cat licked it and yelled 'This isn't paint! It's ketchup!'

All stares were turned towards the kits, who were looking in a corner, looking cute and innocent. Their glares turned into smiles, as they realized neon ketchup would make their party better. Jayfeather sold some for $3,000 a cup. Some genius cats drank it and had glow in the dark mouths.

"Love me, Love me, say that you love me" the record came on.

The toms, surprisingly danced along with it.

"This is the only good Justin Bieber song!" Firestar explained.

After the party, they all gathered around the fresh-kill pile for Firestar's birthday cake. He cut it, and the knife hit the bottom, so he grabbed the nearest she-cat, which Sandstorm made sure was her. They started making out. The cats flash-mobbed to You Make Me Feel around them. Snow started falling on them, making the scene even more romantic.

"Oh what the heck!" screamed Sandstorm, and she started flash-mobbing with them. Firestar shrugged and joined in.

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