Dragging Bella to my car was like towing a petulant child to sit on Santa's lap for the first time. She wasn't having any of that.
"Come on, Bella. Get in the car."
"Nooooooo!" she whined, loudly. Great, now the entire neighborhood thinks I'm either a kidnapper or a rapist.
I tried another approach.
"Bella, I have some kisses I want to give you in my car. Do you wanna see?"
There, that should do it.
She contemplated, making a weird scrunched up face that made me snort a little.
"Mmmmmmokay!"
Success!
Or so I thought, as she crawled onto the front seat on her hands and knees, ass popped up in the air, then crossed over the gear shift and seated herself on the driver's side. Then, her hand stuck out impatiently, as if expecting me to hand her something.
"Bella, what are you doing?"
"Need...um...need keysss."
I rolled my eyes for what seemed like the millionth time today.
"Bella, you can't drive. I'm driving you. This is MY car."
She crossed her arms over her bosom and pouted, adding a little "Hmpf!" for added effect. I just shook my head and walked around to the driver's side of the car.
I clicked the unlock feature on my key fob and reached for the door handle, but before I could pull it, Bella had relocked the door.
Calming myself with a deep, cleansing breath, I punched the key fob again and went for the door handle. Again, Bella relocked the door, emphasizing her apparent displeasure with her tongue sticking out at me.
Sighing deeply, I readied my key fob once again, this time grabbing the door handle as I did so and yanking it open before she could lock it again.
"Gotcha!"
Bella squealed with surprise! Realizing she wasn't going to win, she crawled in the same fashion as before into the passenger seat, situated herself and recrossed her arms over her chest again. "Think yer soooooo smart. Smarty McSmartPants."
I just chuckled and shook my head, starting the car and readjusting the rear-view mirror that she'd bumped with her head as she crawled over the seats. I was just about to put the car in drive, when I noticed that Bella didn't have her seat belt on.
"Bella, you need to put on your seat belt."
"No," she quickly answered. Why could nothing be easy with her today? Why?
"Bella," I chided, feeling like I was speaking to a two year old, "We have to be safe on the drive home, so I need you to put your seat belt on."
Her eyes met mine with an icy stare. The temperature in the car dropped thirty degrees, I swear!
"No. I don' like seat belts. Not wearin' one."
She faced back towards the front of the car, rebelliously ignoring me.
"Bella, if I have to strap you in myself, I will. Now, will you be a good girl and put on your own seat belt, or do I have to treat you like a baby and do it for you?"
In that moment, I had a feeling I was looking at my future, when I started having babies of my own.
Bella looked over at me and fumbled for the seat belt without looking. I knew that if I laughed, this precarious cooperation could fly right out the window—possibly literally—so I kept my mouth-twitching to a minimum.
"Okay, alright, I goddit. Happy now?"
A face-splitting grin crept into my features, as I realized I'd actually won this round! Victory! Sweet Victory!
I placed the car into reverse and backed out of my parking space and pulled out into the evening rush hour traffic. There was a back-up on the highway and it looked like we might be there a little while.
"Do you want to listen to some music?"
Bella stared blankly out at the cars ahead of us.
"Bella?" She turned her head to look at me, her eyes drowsy and hooded. Her head bobbing side to side with lethargy.
"Hmmm?"
"I asked you if you wanted to listen to some music."
Her shoulders shrugged non-committally, so I took that as a yes and put on some easy listening tunes. I was feeling a bit stressed out and needed to unwind with some calming tunes.
My eyes scanned the landscape and it looked like they were moving a bit ahead of me, so it wouldn't be too much longer.
While I was pondering the progress of the traffic, I felt a soft bump against my shoulder and thought Bella had just punched me lightly in the arm, but it turned out to be Bella's head. Of course...
"Mmmmm...music makes me sleeepy. I'mma take a nap. Right. On. Yer. Arm. You havvvann arm pillow!"
Whatever. If it kept her quiet and not pawing my junk, she could do it.
The stillness was pleasant and I was starting to enjoy having her warmth radiating over my bicep. Unfortunately, I made the fatal mistake of deciding to wrap my manly arms around her, in order to make her more comfortable. (Okay, and maybe I like cuddling, but if you tell anyone, I'll deny it with my last breath.)
With that movement, Bella tucked into my side, but the lethargy was too much and she slipped down...down...down...right into my lap.
Mind you, she WAS asleep, so someone up there had some mercy on me, but her face was all but buried in my thighs and I could feel her hot breath wafting over the fabric of my pants.
And then she started to squirm, as if she was trying to get comfortable. And then she squirmed some more. Her scalp assaulted my blessedly flaccid cock until it was once again straining against my zipper, yearning to breathe free.
"Can't get comfy. Oomph!"
Yeah Bella? Neither can I.
Then she squirmed partially out of her seat belt and twisted around again, turning into some contorted fetal position.
And now she was facing my cock. My thickening-by-the-second, ready-to-burst-forth-like-a-leak-in-the-Hoover-Dam, pants-ripping-like-it-was-the-Incredible-Hulk cock.
I tried to push her face back. No really, I did! But with every movement I made in order to push her away, she'd just nuzzle a little bit closer, til her lips were once again pressed into the cloth of my pants. I contemplated tugging at her hair, maybe tying it around my wrist so that it acted as a leash, but that reenacted a burgeoning fantasy from some of my "me-time" activities, so I opted to just leave her be and pray I didn't jizz in her hair like a horny schoolboy.
We inched further up the road until finally the traffic cleared and I sent up a little prayer of thanks, as we headed down the side streets to Bella's house.