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Matsumoto Rangiku was actually doing her paperwork for once. And no, you didn't read incorrectly.

Her Captain had left today for an "important meeting" – which she had claimed being Hitsugaya and Hinamori having eye-sex (which led to her right foot being diagnosed with frostbite) – with the two top-ranked members of the 5th Division, and now she was stuck doing the work.

She could actually see why her Captain hated paperwork now. It never ended, and Rangiku could be using this time drinking instead of doing this shit.

She had almost finished the whole stack when the 10th Division Captain burst through the door, his reiatsu immediately freezing the whole room.

"What's wrong?"

Duh, Rangiku. He only ever gets into this mood whenever Hinamori gets hurt.

"Kurosaki"

The whole situation immediately made sense. 'Ichigo must have while they hurt were training. Sigh. Now Captain's gonna be moody all day'

"He- you actually did the paperwork?" Tōshirō exclaimed, eyes wide.

"Don't look so surprised. You told me too" Matsumoto replied bluntly.

Hitsugaya contemplated on what she said for a moment, then drew his zanpakutō.

"Matsumoto would never do paperwork! Who are you and what have you done to my Lieutenant?" the Captain glared.

Rangiku sweat-dropped.

A cat-like smile appeared in the shadows as a black cat flash stepped towards the 5th Division.

"Oi, Ichigo!" Yoruichi called out.

"Yoruichi-san! What do you want?" Ichigo replied.

"Where's that Lieutenant of yours?"

"I don't know"

"That helps" Yoruichi said sarcastically.

Yoruichi turned around and ran to the 10th Division.

"Rangiku, you seen Momo anywhere?" she asked Matsumoto.

"I'm here- uh, did that cat just talk?" Hinamori squeaked.

Yoruichi quickly transformed, clothed herself and carried Momo away to the 2nd Division.

"Y-Yoruichi-dono! Why did you bring me here?"

"I watched you fight with Ichigo. I want you to fight with me. Only use hakuda, okay?"

"Got it!"

One hour later, and both women were extremely tired.

"Ahh ….. you're pretty good ….. have you been training with Soifon?" Yoruichi panted.

"Yep! We started training six months ago. I wanted to become stronger" Hinamori beamed.

"You should be in the Onmitsukidō. You're excellent at both kidō and hakuda"

Hinamori was absolutely ecstatic now. A former Captain complemented her on her hakuda and kidō, and the Flash Goddess at that? All of Momo's christmases have come at once!

"Anyway, I should ask you what I came to do so now" Yoruichi stated, fully facing Hinamori.

"Yes?" Momo asked, very interested.

Yoruichi smirked.

"How would you like to learn a technique of mine called Shunkō?"

"Rangiku-san!"

'Geez, what do I have to do to get people to leave me alone around here!' Matsumoto seethed.

"WHAT, Ichigo!"

"What's wrong with you?" Ichigo yelled.

Rangiku sighed. "Sorry, I'm just pissed 'cuz Captain nearly killed me today because I actually did paperwork"

"That's- you actually did your paperwork?"

"Why is everyone saying that?" Matsumoto yelled.

"Anyway, uh, Rangiku-san?"

"What is it, Ichigo?"

"Tōshirō said he'd kill me if I hurt my Lieutenant. What's up with that?"

"…"

"Rangiku-san?"

"Dumbass."

"Huh?"

"Hinamori and Captain Hitsugaya have been friends since they were kids in Rukongai. He's very overprotective of her"

"Understatement."

"He gave you the 'If you make Hinamori shed blood, I'll kill you' mini speech?"

"How did you know?"

"He gave that to Gin and Aizen and even me"

"Aizen?"

"Yeah. He was the former Captain of your Division. He ended up stabbing her"

"Really? So that's why Tōshirō was glaring at me in the Captain's meeting"

"He glares at everyone, Ichigo"

"… True"

Hitsugaya was brooding in his office, listening to Matsumoto talk to Ichigo.

And he wasn't stalking them, thank you very much. He was just eavesdropping. Wait, that isn't good either.

'I'm not overprotective. I just can't stand to see Hinamori hurt. And I will freeze anyone who looks at her funny. And kill them if they hurt her. That's not overprotective.'

"Denial won't do you any good, 10th Captain" a black cat purred.

'Shit. Did I just say that aloud?'

"Great. The talking furball is back" Hitsugaya said sarcastically.

Yoruichi jumped up on the young Captain's lap and rubbed her furry body against his stomach.

"What the hell are you doing?" the shocked Captain exclaimed.

"You smell like fish. And you should respect me, dearest 10th Captain. I could very easily claw out your eyes"

"Go ahead. Would you even be able to reach me?"

"Normally I'd be saying that, wouldn't I?" Yoruichi teased.

"SHUT UP!"

"Owned. No, I think I know a better method of torture for you….."

Yoruichi jumped off of Tōshirō's lap.

"What could you possibly- NO! NOT THAT AGAIN!" Hitsugaya yelled out.

"Hehe …don't you like the flash?"

"NO!"

"Oh? Would you rather Momo do it?" Yoruichi grinned.

"Ye- NO! DON'T BRING HINAMORI INTO THIS! GYAH! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

"Hahahahahahahaha!"

"Rangiku-san, do you think something's wrong with Tōshirō?" Ichigo asked, concerned.

"No, by the sounds of it, Yoruichi just transformed in front of him again" Matsumoto replied.

Ichigo shuddered visibly.

CHAPTER THREE

A/N: Rukia will appear in the next chapter. Can't have IchiRuki without Rukia, can we?

I WANT AT LEAST 11 REVIEWS FOR ME TO UPDATE.

Preview for next chapter:

"Rukia-san?" "Ah, good morning, Lieutenant Hinamori!" "You can just call me Hinamori, Rukia-san!" "Ok, but what is it that you need?" "Rangiku-san has invited us to her party tonight, do you want to come?" "Why not?"

1 hour after the party:

"I like CANDY! Hehehehehe…" "…Candy reminds me of Shiro-chan! …OMG it's a waffle!" "Get lost! That's my pancake!"