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I do not own twilight or Stephenie Meyer's brilliant characters even if I wish I did.

A/N: Thanks to all those people who reviewed the story, some of the reviews made me laugh especially yours Kathy247 thank you all.

I would have updated sooner but was kind of busy with school stuff, my first week was really good, especially seeing all my friends again.

Anyway I hope you like this chapter it made me and my friend laugh pretty hard when we wrote it.

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Previously

"Lalala. Hey Al." I waved to Alice as she sat down next to me in front of the principle door.

"What you in for?" I asked her.

"I started to swear at Jasper in Spanish and he didn't understand but the teacher did… what about you?"

I handed her my out of class card that describe the event that took place. She burst out laughing. "I can always count on you Bells." she said smiling.

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Edward point of view.

I got to Forks high school early with Jasper and made our way to the cafeteria where Emmett an old friend was waiting for us.

"Hey." Emmett got up to greet us. "How's it going you two?"

"Fine." Jasper said as he sat down looking at A girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She was really pretty.

"Oh guys this is Rosalie. She's my girlfriend." she smiled politely. "You must be Edward." she said looking at me. I nodded in response. "And Jasper." she said turning to look at him.

"That's me." Jasper said smiling. I sat down and we carried on with small talk about who and what I should look out for. Which teachers are idiots and which students were out of bounds.

We stopped talking as the door opened and in came two girls. One had black short hair with red streaks and was wearing five inch heels with skinny jeans, a black mini skirt over top and a ripped t-shirt. She made me think of pixies for some reason. She had a nice face with small petite features but the other one was the one that caught my eye. She had long brown hair with blue tips and her eyes were deep brown. She was wearing black chucks, black jeans with silver chains hanging off her skull belt. She was wearing a black tank top with a blue one over top. They were also the same girls that knocked us over and pulled us into the bushes last night and then pulled into a cops car. I turned to Emmett and asked "Who are they?"

Rosalie shook her head, her blonde locks falling across her eyes. Emmett smiled "Don't even think about trying them mate, you will probably die." he whispered.

I leaned in closer. "Why?" I asked curiously. Emmett smirked. "Isabella, the one with the blue in her hair, her dad is the chief of police so if you break her heart then he would shoot you, seriously and he also thinks of Alice as a daughter is well but if Chief Swan doesn't get to you first then Jacob would."

"Jacob?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah, Jacob." Emmett continued. "Jacob is their seven foot friend that can absolutely crush your skull with his bare hands."

"Don't forget about Seth." Rosalie put in.

"Oh yeah , Don't worry about Seth. He is a pussy cat compared to Jacob." Emmett smiled.

"Didn't stop you from running away from him, though did it?" Rosalie stated.

"Your meant to be my girlfriend not a back stabbing friend, I have enough of those." Emmett said standing up to look at her. She just smiled at him.

"WE LOVE YOU, ANGE!" all four them turned to look at the two girls. Isabella and Alice were now joined by another girl. She had brown hair and was very slim. She had olive skin and was wearing glasses. Her clothing was nowhere near as loud as Isabella and Alice instead she chose to wear loose jeans and yellow long sleeve top.

"Ange?" Jasper quarried.

Rosalie smiled "Her name is Angela and she is pretty much the only thing that stops those two from flunking every class." "Oh." Jaspers said quietly to himself.

"Why are you two so interested in those two anyway?" Emmett said giving a knowing smile.

"No reason." I said quickly.

Four hours later we were back at the cafeteria at the same table. I couldn't help but stare at Isabella. She was hot and was different to all the other girls I had dated but I could make an exception specially because there were pretty much annoying sluts at this school. Speaking of annoying try hards here came one called Jessica, I think that was her name. I looked over at Isabella again and she and Alice were telling Angela something that made her laugh then they pushed their chest up, not that they needed too.

All through out lunch Jessica kept bugging me about going to a movie so I finally said yes, which she screeched in delight and ran off to her flock of minions. I turned to Jasper. "You are coming too."

He suddenly paled "What" he said quietly.

"What makes you think that I WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES TOO!"

"Really Jasper because Tanya been dieing to ask you but she was a bit shy." Jessica said as she appeared suddenly at his side. I chuckled at Jaspers expression.

"He would love too. He is a bit shy too that's why he is not answering you at the moment." I said with a fake smile.

"Oh how cute. We can go on a double date." Jessica said as she disappeared. Both of us paled at that.

I got to biology early and the teacher directed me to what should be an empty desk when the classroom was full. I sat there for a few minutes before the classroom began to fill up. Jessica waltzed in. She waved to me and awkwardly waved back.

I stared down at my desk until I heard someone say.

"Your fucking kidding me right?"

"Miss Swan. Watch your language." the biology teacher growled

In the door way stood Isabella.

"Sorry Mister. Why is he sitting at my desk?" She asked pointing at me.

"Because it is a double table like all the other desks in the classroom and it was the only spare one."

He said confused.

"No. I mean why can't Jessica sit beside him I don't mind sitting beside Ben."

Both Jessica and Ben straighten up. I gulped in despair. Please no. no. no.

"Miss Swan sit down." He said dismissing her.

She walked over and sat down next to me. I decide to face her.

"It is Isabella right?" I asked her.

She glared at me. Her brown eyes bored into my skull.

"No it is Bella." she snapped.

"Okay Bella. What is your problem with sitting beside me. You had no problem with us being together in the bushes." I think I said that a bit to loud as I saw Jessica's jaw drop and she turned around to tell Tanya.

Bella looked ready to kill me or maybe to release that Jacob on me. Smooth Edward real smooth.

"Whatever brick wall." she said as she pulled out a book.

"Excuse me." what did she call me…

"You heard me brick wall. Oh look I am talking to a wall. I must be going crazy." she said in monotone.

"What…" I started to say but she cut me off.

"I can't hear you brick wall." she said quietly.

"Would you…" I tried to understand where this was coming from.

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!" she yelled loudly while putting her hands over her ears and closing her eyes.

"Miss SWAN." the teacher came over to us as the whole class stared.

"LALALALALALALALALALALALALA! I told you I don't talk to walls, brick wall." she said to me.

The teacher sent her out of class pretty fast. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket. I pulled it out and hid it under the desk the text was from Jasper.

Hey u no that girl Alice she had a spas at me in Spanish. I think she was swearing at me. Not sure but she got sent out.

Jasper.

Same with Bella. Apparently I am a brick wall.. I will tell you later.

EDWARD.

Bella point of view

I have to admit that making fun of Edward and Jasper was really fun and did have is ups and its downs. Mainly dentition.

Dentition was just staying still for an hour. It was hard work for people like me and Alice but it was totally wroth every second of it.

As soon as we were out we headed home for once. Alice change her shoes so she could skate home we told Charlie through text that we had gone to the mall for an hour. If he found out, he found out and we would do nothing other than, run for our lives…

Jacob and Seth were coming over for the night while Charlie had graveyard shift. Charlie didn't care much about Jacob or Seth he liked them a lot but having Jacob, Seth, Embry, Quil, Leah, Paul, Sam, Emily and Jared all over at the same time sort of got on his nerves. They were all from La Push. Jacob, Seth, Quil and Embry were seventeen the same age as me and Alice while Leah, Paul and Jared were nineteen. Sam and Emily were both twenty-one. They always came over every second Tuesday so we could stay in touch.

We called it the monster sleepover and that was exactly what it was.

Jacob would bring beer…always. Seth brings lollies much to Leah's displeasure as she was his older sister . She usually had to put up with a sugar hyped Seth who never shut up. We won't let him try any sort of alcohol at all. We arrived home to see Jacob's rabbit in the drive way. I absolutely loved that truck.

Sam's cute little car was parked by Alice's Porsche. How they managed to fit everyone into two vehicles I would never know. "Hey guys." I said coming to a stand still and picking up my skateboard.

"'bout Bloody time you got here bells, Al." Jacob said leaning against his truck. Paul open the door that Jacob was leaning on and he fell to the ground.

"Jacob, Jacob, Jacob we haven't been here for more than two minutes and you are already on the floor." Paul said as he jumped over Jacob slamming the truck's door.

"Hey watch it. This is my baby don't you dare slam her." Jacob said rubbing the door of his truck.

Paul put his hands to his face and shook his head. "I don't know you."

"Yes you do Paulina. Remember last night." Jacob said with mock hurt. Paul glared at him.

"I thought I was special. Paulina don't leave me like you left me last night." Jacob cried.

"That's it you're so dead!" Paul screamed running after Jacob.

"And they haven't gotten into the alcohol yet?" Alice asked.

" 'fraid not my little pixie." Jared said smirking.

"That's alright my big fat mushroom." Alice sang.

"Can we drop the fat part cos' I'm not fat. I mean Jacob is fatter than me and Sam. And don't get me started on Seth." Jared said without hesitation.

"Man, you must have a death wish." I said while staring at Seth as he walked towards Jared ready to hit him over the head.

"Maybe, maybe not." Jared said smiling.

It was a tradition to watch some sort of movie when we had our monster sleepover. Little did they know they were they stars tonight. I plug in my camera into the projector and let the slideshow play.

It was the time we went to the mall and manage to convince the boys to try on women's underwear. I had hidden the camera in my jacket to take these pictures so I made sure that I hid the camera so they couldn't find and delete the photo's. Sam, Emily, Seth and Leah weren't there and had never seen or known about these photo's until now.

Everyone was silent until Sam started to laugh very loudly at Jacob's photo of him in pink underwear.

"Man, Jacob you suit pink." Sam said between his laughs.

"Shut up" said a very red Jacob.

Through out the night a soft blanket of snow fell to bring the argument of the day.

"Don't be silly Al, we will take you to school." Jacob said patting his truck that he just added ice chains to the wheels.

"We would love that. But could you give Seth back his clothes?" Alice said with a smile.

Seth had a shower in the morning and left his clothes near the door where Jacob and Quil stole them leaving my pink shorts in their place.

"Not until he says sorry." Quil chirred.

"But what did I do?" Seth said while huddling in a blanket.

"We haven't really thought of anything yet…" Jacob said while scratching his head.

"Give him his bloody clothes back, Jakey." Leah said while loading up Sam's car.

"Time to go!" Jacob yelled while jumping in his rabbit.

"I fucking hate you two!" Seth said shivering.

We sat on the back of the truck with Seth, who was shivering his ass off. We quietly asked him to do something for us and he agreed. Making sure Jacob wasn't looking in his mirror we gave Seth Alice's high heels and my puffy pink jacket.

"Go knock them dead." I said with a small laugh as we pulled into our school car park.

All three of us jumped off the truck. I saw Sam look at Seth oddly as he walked up to the cab of the truck.

"Hi boys thanks for the lift. You're wonderful, like me!" Seth said as he carefully started to walk in heels.

"Did the wind freeze his brain or something?" Embry whispered. Sam got out my camera I gave him for safe keeping as I knew he wouldn't delete the pictures of the boys and started to film Seth.

Most of the students were in the car park.

"Come on Seth lets do this." I whispered.

"Hell yeah!" Alice yelled.

Jasper's point of view.

Snow, it snowed a lot in Alaska so when I woke up I wasn't excited like most of the children at school.

I hoped Alice wasn't weird like the rest who jumped up and down making snowmen and snow angels. Alice was pretty and dignified she wouldn't do such a thing. Well she did yell at me in Spanish and the teacher still won't tell me what she said but it sounded hot. Maybe she confessed her undying love for me or maybe she swore at me like Edward suggested. Just because Bella mocked and yelled at him didn't mean Alice did the same to me. I mean they can't have mind messages or whatever to tell each other things…or could they.

Edward was driving. He always drove it wasn't like I couldn't drive it just was that Edward was a bit over protective of his car. His Volvo was his pride and joy for some reason apart from Jessica. Cough Bella Cough.

We pulled into the school car park where most of the students were located in the mornings.

We stood there as Emmett and Rosalie came up to us.

"Could you tell your Girlfriend to fuck off. Seriously she is pissing me off!" Rosalie said to Edward.

"What the…" Edward started.

"Come on Edward you can't tell me that she isn't annoying to you too." Emmett said shaking his head.

"No…look." Edward said pointing to the car park as a truck and a blue ford came and parked.

In the back of the truck sat Alice and Bella and a guy in a pink jacket and short, shorts.

"Okay…" Emmett whispered and Rosalie snorted "Trust him to do that."

The boy hopped off the truck and landed on his ass only then did I realize that he was wearing high heels… the same high heels Alice was wearing yesterday.

He walked to the front of the cab and I heard him say to the driver, "Hi boys thanks for the lift. You're wonderful, like me!" He said. Rosalie laughed as did the rest of the school.

"Who is he?" I asked.

"Puppy dog." Emmett answered.

I was beginning to wonder if that Jacob was here if Seth was.

Seth began walking with difficulty at first but then he got the hang of it. He walked up to Rosalie and started to shake his head.

"You to fine girlfriend." he said like a drag queen.

Rosalie did something that I had never thought that she was capable of she stood straight with a straight face.

"Damn straight honey. You don't look to bad yourself."

"Thanks girl we should go party." he said clicking his fingers.

Emmett stood in between Seth and Rosalie. "Back off dude…I mean girl or whatever you are."

Seth walked forward towards me and Edward he stood to look at us.

"Mm maybe we should go find some bushes, give you two a real welcoming party." he said winking at us. I blinked, then blinked again.

Edward cracked his knuckles. He lunged at Seth but something moved in between him. It was a giant. He had long black hair and dark brown eyes. This must be Jacob….

"Dude back off from my girlfriend. Don't you know you shouldn't punch girls!" Jacob said amused.

"I ain't a girl you moron." Seth said slapping Jacob's arm.

"Could of fooled me." I whispered.

Seth stared at me and huffed before turning around and walking away. Jacob turned to look at us. Emmett's description of Jacob wasn't far off. He was tall, well built and did look capable enough to crush a child's skull but he didn't look as if he wanted to pummel us into the ground, yet.

"Stay away from Alice and Bella." he said bluntly. I blinked. This was a weird morning.

"Excuse me?" Edward asked a little bit peeved.

"Your excused. But you still have to stay away from my girls or you'll be answering to me." Jacob said harshly.

I raised my head I was not backing down. Alice was my challenge and I never lost, unless it was against Edward. My brother had his way with women.

"Your threat has been taken notice of but we choose to ignore it." I said in a calm voice. Edward stared openly at. He was defiantly shocked.

"And your defiance is noted and if you go after them and hurt them in any way I will come, with my gang and not even daddy will be able to save your legs." Jacob whispered so only we could hear. He walked away without looking back.

"Do you think he will carry that threat out?" I asked a still shocked Edward.

"Nah," Emmett said. I was surprised that he heard Jacob's threat. Edward threw a questioning look at him.

"Bella and Alice would properly kill you first so your legs would be safe but your lives may not."

"Oh that was comforting, now wasn't it?" I mocked.

"Why don't you just give up?" Rosalie asked.

"'cos the chase is the best part." Edward stated. I nodded in agreement. "If the girl is easy to get. Per say Jessica or Tanya then you know the girl is boring and not worth your time." I added to Edward's sentence.

"So am I boring?" She asked Emmett.

"Dear I have been trying to get you since elementary school. You are so not boring." Emmett smiled.

Rosalie gave him a small kiss. "Nice save."

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