Hello Everyone! Kay here! I bet you missed me! And like I said before, in this story we pretend Rukia is a girl's name. Let's use our imagination!

Pbear: Disclaimer time!

Rukia: Pbear doesn't own Bleach! Now where's that Chappy plushy?

Pbear: Here you go.

Rukia:squeal

Pbear: Ok…………….

Chapter 3: Matchmaker

"Hurry up Ichigo! God you're so slow!"

"I'm not even finished showering yet!"

"Exactly! Hurry up!"

Rukia waited impatiently outside the bathroom door. Man Ichigo was taking long in there. And they say women take long. What is he doing in there? Rukia thought about what he could be doing…. Could he be putting on hair dye to keep his hair orange? That explains everything! Rukia smiled like she invented the greatest thing in the world. She pounded on the door this time and yelled at him.

"Ichigo stop bleaching your hair and HURRY UP!"

This time the door flew wide open with Ichigo there. I guess he's pretty mad about the hair comment. You could tell by looking at his face. He was doing his super scowl. But Rukia wasn't looking at his face. She was looking at the fact he was only wearing a towel! Rukia stood there with her face bright red.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

"I……………. uh……I-I-I." Rukia stammered. She couldn't speak because she was so embarrassed. "SORRY!" Was all she could say before running out the door. Ichigo was confused at the sudden apology but just brushed off the thought. Rukia was sitting against the wall in the hallway. Still blushing. She could remember that moment; his body was so well built. Every girl would faint if they saw him like that. Or in her case, run away.

Rukia couldn't believe how hot he was. She kept hitting herself for acting so stupid. When she heard the door open she immediately stood up.

"Uh..Hey Ichigo!" Rukia said nervously.

Ichigo noticed Rukia acting all………… weirdly. "What's wrong?"

"Oh.. Uh….. Nothing."

Ichigo could tell there was something obviously wrong. But he acted like didn't care. "Whatever midget."

Rukia got back to her senses and hurled him all the way to the stairs.

"I AM NOT A MIDGET! AND NEXT TIME DON'T BOTHER PUTTING ON HAIR DYE!"

They fought and argue all the way down the stairs. Who knows what they were fighting about?

"So where do you want to eat?" Rukia said after they finally stopped fighting.

"Why are you here again?" Ichigo said.

"Why not?" Rukia replied.

"No really, why?"

"You're the one who came along."

"YOU came along."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"I can go all day Ichigo."

"Fine……… Jackass." Ichigo said it very quietly so Rukia wouldn't here but you guessed it, she heard it. That got Ichigo a kick in the shin. Ichigo cursed at the pain. Maybe some waffles will make it better. Ichigo stopped walking and entered a pleasant little café. Rukia followed him as he approached the door. Just before Ichigo opened the door, he turned around and pointed at Rukia. "HA! YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME!"

"So what if I am?"

…………………………… Ichigo had no answer for that. He entered the café quietly. He sat at a table near the window and Rukia took the seat beside him.

Now's my chance to convince him to go out with Inoue. Then this whole nightmare will end.

When Rukia was about to say something, a waitress came up to the table and asked what they would like to order. "Hello! My name is Kay and I'll be your waitress for today!"

"I'll have the waffles." Ichigo said to the waitress.

"I'll have the eggs. And can I have some strawberries too?"

"Of course!"

The waitress left leaving a hungry Rukia and a pissed off Ichigo.

"You had to order strawberries…."

"What's wrong with me ordering strawberries?"

"I hate strawberries."

"But your name..."

Ichigo gave Rukia a death glare making Rukia go silent. There was an awkward silence in the air for a while. Rukia remembered Inoue and got out her cell phone. She couldn't talk to Inoue in front of Ichigo, so she texted her instead.

Inoue, this guy is a jerk! :(

My advice, stay away.

P.S. This guy dyes his hair orange!

Rukia pressed the send button after typing out her message. Inoue replied back very quickly.

Don't be silly Rukia! You didn't even get to know

Him for a week! And remember, you're doing this for me!

Pretty please?

P.S. THANK YOU!

Inoue

Rukia sighed and put away her cell phone. She couldn't argue with Inoue, she was too nice. Rukia got out her Chappy pen and small notebook and began doodling pictures of Chappy the rabbit. Ichigo saw this and stared at her with a weird look. Chappy the rabbit?

"You like Chappy the rabbit?" Ichigo asked almost in shock, but he wasn't that surprised.

Rukia did not like the way he said that. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH LIKING CHAPPY THE RABBIT?" She shouted practically in his face.

"It's for little kids, that's what's wrong, or for girls." Ichigo said calmly looking out the window. Rukia was enraged. How dare he mock Chappy the rabbit! It may be for girls but it's not only for little kids! Rukia opened her mouth to yell at him but remembered she was a guy from now on.

Rukia held her pen out. "Oh, Uh………. This isn't mine, it's my …… friends."

"What guy would have Chappy the rabbit?" Ichigo asked getting suspicious by the way Rukia was acting all nervous.

"My friend, who's a girl."

"A girlfriend?" Ichigo replied.

"NO. A girl, who's a friend." Rukia said it sternly.

"Exactly, a girlfriend."

"I said she wasn't my girlfriend!"

"Whatever."

"AGGGGHHHH!" Rukia stormed off to the bathroom feeling so frustrated with Ichigo. That stupid block head! He is so annoying! No wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend! Does Inoue even know this guy is like this? Rukia cursed some more about Ichigo in the bathroom.

Meanwhile

What is with that brat? I say a few words and he goes storming off, and into the ladies washroom too! What an idiot………. He acts like such a girl.

A/N : My third chapter! Stay tuned for more! Will Ichigo find out Rukia is a girl? Probably but, when? When will we get through that thick head of Ichigo. Dun Dun Dun