AN- Okay sort of slow coming out…but sorry T_T I wrote this once and I found out that I hated it…since I copied everything from my notebook. So I had to just use the original chapter as my outline as I changed, a lot.

Anyhow, this is the chapter where a lot of people show up. Not all of them but there's a reason for that. Almost every single thing I do in a chapter has an important reason for later, so a lot of it isn't just senseless randomness…when sometimes it is. Sorry that's confusing but it's true. A lot of times I have to make sure that Tobi is random because Tobi is…Tobi ^^ He thinks randomly and does things randomly. His emotions run wild because of the smallest things and normally he is happy hyper and not Uchiha like…which you will see in this chapter. Not really the hyper happy part but the non Uchiha like one…

I guess you can say that a lot of people are OOC in this story so sorry if you don't like it. Yet some other people are the same as always. Sorry if this isn't a good chapter I promise the next one is through ^^ because guess what?...I'm not gonna tell you. You're just going to have to wait until the next chapter if you actually like this story.

Shadow Itachi SU sorry I haven't answered your reviews. Every time I start to or something I get caught up in something else -_-'but seriously I do appreciate them. Just wanna say that.

Uh…yeah I think that's all. Or ill forget something and regret it after I upload this.

Review and Watch please ^^

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"Sempai!" I screamed at the top of my voice. I probably was blowing out his ear drum as of now, but at the moment I couldn't really care for that.

"Tobi! You idiot get off me, un!" He yelled at an equally high pitch. My little jump (from across the room) had caused him to fall onto the floor with me on top of him…probably hugging the life out of him. But I couldn't help it. He was my best friend…and as sad as this sounds, since I had chosen to forget about it, he was still my crush. I couldn't just throw that thought away.

"Sorry Dei-Dei but Tobi Can't do that because Tobi hasn't seen you and Tobi missed you. Did Sempai miss Tobi!"

"Hidan! Bring me your knife now! I have a good reason to be using it un!" The blond yelled but I couldn't let go of him. I just…wouldn't let go. It was as if I was forced by every cell in my body to not let go of this male in case of him leaving again.

"Tobi…if you don't let go of me in 3 seconds, I will blow you up!" He snarled out his threat witch caused me to loosen my grip and blink in confusion. Did he just…threaten me? He was never the one to do that.

"Okay, who are you and what have you done with Tobi's Dei-Dei Sempai?" I smiled as I slowly got off of him to sit in a pretzel position.

I couldn't help but smile (even after his threat) I also couldn't stop looking at him. I wasn't dreaming was I? I don't think I am. I mean he practically looks the same. Unless you count that his hair is longer. Oh and he doesn't have any split ends (which is sort of weird because he has such long hair) His hair covered his left eye while his other eye shined brightly. Even if he was glaring…and it looked like he was mad. Did I make him mad? All I did was jump on him and make him fall on the floor with me. I barley did anything.

"You never threatened Tobi before…"

"Well Tobi wasn't such a dumbass that I needed to threaten him now was he?" He snarled a bit causing a shiver to roll up my spine.

"Deidara…don't act like that." I smiled at him.
"Hm." He grunted and without looking at me he stood up. I watched his every move, from him cracking his neck while his hand rested on his hip, to him dusting his ass off for the imaginary dirt that he might of have contacted with when he was on the floor. I even watched him as he left the room…then I realized he was actually leaving the room and I jumped up.

"Deidaraaaaaa! Don't go!" I screamed as I dashed out of the room to follow him. Well first I had to jump over the bags that were still in front of my door, and then I could dash to go and follow him. I just got outside the door to be able to see his blond hair go down the stairs.

"Dei-Dei! Where are you going!" I yelled before I ran after him. I could hear some of the other occupants of the house opening their doors to their respected dorm rooms. But I could care less about them. Maybe I would care more about them if the blond headed male wasn't the only thing in my mind.

"Leave me alone Tobi!" I heard him scream to me right as I made it down the stairway. Well jumped down the stairway. I don't know what it is but I just can't help jumping 3-4 steps at a time. I know Madara always yelled at me about it. Saying how I'm either going to hurt myself or break the tile. But nothing has happened yet so there's no harm in it…hey it's my life get used to it.

I passed the living room and entered the kitchen to see the blond grumbling into a fridge. Well an empty fridge from what I could see, at my position.

"I told you to leave me alone un." Deidara hissed as he slammed the empty fridge door, causing me to flinch.

"But Dei-Dei Tobi doesn't care if you're in one of your messed up moods." I said with a smile plastered on my face.

"Are you sure that I'm not just sick of you Tobi, un?" He snapped his head to me. Wow, he really isn't in any good mood today is he.

"You don't really mean that do you Dei-Dei? Tobi bets you missed Tobi as much as Tobi missed Deidara Sempai!" I grinned as I tried to make his bad mood soften with my smile. But his face didn't mellow at all.

"You know what? Tobi?" He started, "Your annoying me and you're fucked up speech pattern is starting to piss me off."

My happy mood…just went downhill into the pits of hell. No, lower than hell. My mood went right into the twilight movie series. In truth I was so…excited that I didn't know that my speech had been triggered to the on position. And Deidara out of anyone should know that it isn't my fault. I mean, he did help me get rid of it…until he moved away. But that didn't mean I was doing it on purpose…and he knew that!

I took a few deep breaths to calm myself down, and in hope calming down the problem as I let my anger set into place…again, "You know damn well that it is not my fault!" I hissed through my teeth at him.

"Oh so now you're going to be speaking like a big boy?" He said with a sarcastic 'Ha' at the end of it causing me to tense up a bit more, "Plus you swore."

"No shit I swore! I'm angry plus I'm not 12 anymore!" I grabbed my hood in frustration while he just sighed, seemingly annoyed, and walked out of the kitchen and into the living room. I just sulked in after him.

"So now you're going to stalk me are you, un?"

"Well, listen to me when I say this, bastard, I've had a pretty shitty day. Then when I saw you and I thought my day had brightened. But sadly you're in one of your pmsing moods!" I put my hand on my hip as I shouted at the blond.

"He's got you down packed Dei-Dei!" a very sarcastic (maybe even cocky) voice said behind me.

"Shut up Hidan!" Deidara hissed.

"But I thought I heard you fucking saying that you needed my knife heathen?" the male said. Now was the time I turned around. He was taller than me (even if a lot of people are tallerthan me anyway) and he had…magenta eyes? Not that I was complaining they were…pretty. He had had pale skin as well as slicked back...silver hair? How old was this guy or did he just dye his hair. Or maybe his hair was just such a light blond that it looked silver at first glance. He had a smirk on his face that just screamed "I'm better than you so deal with it" plus he held up a three bladed knife that might of have been custom made or something. Not only that but he wore an emblem around his neck, probably from some sort of religion. The point is the guy just screamed a bit creepy by the look of him.

"I needed it when this idiot jumped me but as of now I am still having the feeling to kill him." Deidara sighed and jumped onto the couch, laying upside down on it, "Go at the idiot for all I care." He waved his hand.

"If you keep calling me an idiot, it's going to make me suggest to you that you need to pull your thong out of your ass. Maybe it's a little too tight." I snarled.

Right before I left to my room I saw Deidara's cheeks tint with pink from embarrassment…or anger. He always hated it when anyone called him or said anything about him that was even remotely feminine. And I knew his sore spot of it do I just had to use it. Even if I knew he would be mad at me. Anyhow, I turned away from him so I could resign to the confounds of our dorm. Thinking that maybe I could finally get some sleep.

"Ohhhh! Dude you got burned!"

"Shut up Hidan, un!"

When I got up the stairs, my hands in my pocket and my hood even father up my head, I tried to ignore the few glances I got from the house guests who had opened there doors, probably to hear the ruckus that I had caused in the kitchen…and living room. But I didn't care for them as I walked to my dorm door and I didn't care for them as I threw my bags into the room and then into a corner thinking that ill just put everything away later. I just didn't care.

When I finally, completely, put every bag in the dorm room I had the chance to slam the door, which I just really needed to do at the moment. Everyone has that feeling of needing to have to slam a door every once in awhile and I just had to do it at this moment. Something about having Deidara here just made my whole life complicated. Okay yes maybe I was excited that he was here and how it's nice to see him again and how I might be able to take up where we left off but he seems….different. Not in a sense that he looks different but he acts unusual. I mean he just acted like a total jerk and along from that he acted as if he doesn't care for me at all. Or maybe he was just in a bad mood because …because…because maybe there's clay up his ass or something. Yeah that has to be the reason. I still have faith in him.

I collapsed onto the mattress that was supposed to be my bed. And yes I said mattress because I was too lazy and or exhausted to go searching for my comforter in one of my bags or even the other sheets. But whatever happened to me because of my laziness was going to be my fault. Like if I got a cold or something.

All I know is that hopefully tomorrow will be a better day…

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"Damn monkey…orange is…n-not your color…"

I'm a known talker in my sleep. Even I know I talk in my sleep, I don't snore, I talk. And have conversations…which is weird to me. I know this because I have videotaped me sleeping at least one time but I also know this because sometimes I keep talking while I'm half awake. Not fully awake but just enough to start to gain consciousness. Do you know how sad it is to wake yourself up because of your own idiotic dreams that you could have?

But even though I could tell that I was still sleeping I also knew that I should get up…seeing as how the light coming in from our window was directly hitting my eyelids causing a reddish hew to cover that messed up dream about monkeys I was having. Making me want to get up even if I hated mornings...or early afternoons. I think it's the afternoon seeing as the amount of light coming into the room so now was the time I started to open my eyes. I mean I can't mope around in my bed all day. I have to mingle! Well…not really. But I guess I do have to say sorry to sempai.

Oh don't give me that look. Seriously he may have been…a total douche bag from hell but that doesn't mean I don't want him to be my friend. And it seemed like I honestly pissed him off yesterday…even if I'm sure I hadn't really done anything in the first place.

Since my eyes were open I took in my room. It wasn't too small nor was it huge. It was just a normal room with its medium size and 4 off white walls. There were two bed side tables. Mine empty with nothing (of course) while I couldn't help but look at Deidara's. Covered in paint and clay. He had an alarm…okay it looked just like a clock with no way of alarm at all. He never did like being forced awake. He liked being woken up by himself and had like an inner alarm clock that would go off before his real alarm clock was supposed to blow. Anyway, the rest of the room looked like any other college dorm. There were posters on the wall (Dei-Dei's) clothes on the floor (Dei-Dei's) and what looked like an art studio in one corner of the room. That corner of the room being Deidara's. Well I guess that isn't something a normal dorm room is supposed to have.

The rest of the room was really normal, having a closet and a dresser. There was also another door that was open and looked like a bathroom. I wouldn't be surprised if this bathroom was connected to another room to use. It seemed like it had a toilet a sink and a shower. Good enough for me. There were probably other bathrooms in this house so I didn't really need to worry if I had to go bad and it was occupied…

I finally sat up in the bed, causing the blanket to fall down to my hips and my hood to fall off my head. I scratched the back of my head full of hair to notice that I had horrible bed head. I yawned as my half lidded eyes stared at the door that was wide open, probably from sempai leaving it open yet he knows how much I hate the door left open because anybody can look in. Then I looked down. When the hell did I get a blanket? It made me smile, thinking that the person who probably put it on me was Deidara. Maybe he doesn't hate me.

Getting up I noticed that I was still in my clothes from yesterday…but I choose not to change. What was the point? I probably was going to be in this dorm house all day anyway. I have to unpack and at least meet some of the people that I'm supposed to live with. I stretched and smiled. I'm in such a better mood than yesterday. And I think it's because yesterday just sucked.

I pulled my hand through my hair a few times, casing the snarls to be pulled out and making my hair semi-okay. Finally nodding, to myself, I walked out of the room to hear murmuring down the stairs. Probably the other people that arrived yesterday. And Deidara…

I coughed softly to myself, clearing my throat, before I walked down the hallway and to the stair case. Which again, I jumped probably about 3 stairs only (since I was still a bit groggy) to the hard wood floor underneath. Causing just a slight thump. It wasn't as loud as it would have had been at Madara's house. I put my hands behind my head full of hair as I lazily walked down the corridor and into the living room. Well into the doorway of the living room. In my sites I saw the blond. Just standing there while talking to that cocky sounding Hidan. I could hear a TV going so I was sure that they weren't the only ones in the room at noon.

I took a few seconds to think of what I should do…I need to apologies to Deidara. But how do I do that when he was such a jerk? I also want to hug him…seeing as how I haven't done that since I was a kid. Well he wasn't really one for hugs. I sort of had to force them on him. That's when I figured it out.

I took a few steps back, rubbing my hands together, as I was thinking how he deserved this. I wanted to get a running start; the blonds back the only thing in site as I decided to jump on him. So when I actually started to sprint I was going into a fast pace, while a smile gleamed on my face.

"Deida-" I was stopped short from a hand pulling the back of my shirt, causing me to land on the ground…hard, "F-Fuck…what the hell!" I looked at the person who had caused me pain. The person sitting on the couch like he didn't do anything wrong.

"Tobi, if you did that you would have been in more pain."

"Itachi?"

"Hn." He grunted while I rubbed my butt with my hand.

"Well you didn't have to pull so hard…my ass hurts now."

He just shrugged his shoulders and smirked, returning his attention to the TV that was in front of him. By the sound of it he was probably watching a court show. Don't know which one but they all seem the same to me.

All of the sudden noise made the two people in the room to stare at me (Hidan and Deidara) causing me to nervously laugh and rub the back of my head with my hand. Guess I should say sorry now.

"H-Hey Deidara…T-Tobi is sorry for what he said…" I stuttered. I consciously knew I went into that pattern this time but I couldn't help it, "You know….about yesterday?"

"Hmm." Deidara grunted and my face dropped. He still was mad at me.

"Ha! Fucking kid talks like a baby!" Hidan laughed and I shot my eyes at the emblem wearing bastard.

"Hidan, you just said he was a kid, so you saying he sounds like a baby isn't really an insult." I tipped my head back to see a tan man with long hair over his shoulders. He had a black tank on as well as some grey sweat pants. He had one sea-foam green eye open as the other one was shut. It looked like he just woke up.

"Shut up Kuzu!

I took a few deep breaths, "I don't try to bastard."
"Of course you don't."

"Just shut up Hidan." Kuzu said. But I really do think he has another name. Kuzu is probably just his nickname.

"But I can't! He sounded so cute when he even called me a bastard!

I glared at him, but I wasn't the only one. Surprisingly Itachi was glaring harder at him than me. My glares weren't as perfect as some of the other Uchiha's. I don't know why, maybe it's because I can get distracted easily, or am mostly hyper.

"And, dude, Look! He has a huge scar on the side of his face! Probably from annoying someone with his speech and stared a fucking fight!" he laughed again and my eyes widened for a second. How could he see it?

Oh my hood…I haven't put up my hood after I woke up this morning. Almost immediately, I put up my hood to cover my face. I also messed with my bangs a little (out of habit) to make sure that my face could be a little more hidden.

"Must of hit a sore spot huh?" He smiled sinfully causing me almost to gasp. He seemed pure evil…the bastard.

"Shut it Hidan." Itachi scolded him causing me to glance at the crow. He just glanced at me before I looked away, afraid that he would hate me because I was a disgrace of an Uchiha. Or acting like one that is.

"Why should I weasel boy?"

"Because if you don't stop messing with him I will kill you."

"Why are you so fucking protective!"

"Because he's my cousin. Plus I know someone that would kill you with one phone call that you're hurting or making fun of his Tobi." Itachi smirked at this and I knew who he was talking about. But in no way would I contact Madara. I have to learn how to live without him, seeing as how I always have been protected and supported by him and I sort of…have to break off, "Madara would come here and kick your ass into the dark pits off hell in a second."

"I'm okay with hell. Jashin-Sama rules heaven and hell with destruction!"

My gaze lifted to Deidara. He shivered probably remembering how protective my father was. I slightly smiled at the thought of how Deidara used to protect me from bullies. My smile faded when I saw that Dei-Dei wasn't going to do anything at all.

"Wait wait wait…" Hidan held up his hand, "Did you say he was an Uchiha? You have got to be kidding me!" he screamed when it finally sunk in.

"Tobi Uchiha at your service dumbass." I smirked at him as he glared at me.
"I suggest for you to just shut your trap. Tobi isn't the weakling that he looks like. Over the past 6 years he has had his moments when he was pissed or low on blood sugar when he could kick your ass. Because as weird as that sounds." Itachi spoke the truth and I couldn't help but blush a bit. I hate violence but it doesn't mean that I haven't sometimes lost it. I can have a dark personality, even if I don't like it.

"Yeah right. No way could such an idiot kick my ass."

"If he's such an idiot how would he get in this school Hidan?" The guy Pein from yesterday came into the room. He wore a loose pajama shirt that had hung loosely on his shoulders and some black fuzzy pajama pants. It would seem that he even wore his piercings when he slept…

"Scholarship or dumb luck." The silver haired man shrugged his shoulders.

"He's probably smarter than you dumbass." Kuzu said

I think I'm getting annoyed. Really. There talking as if I'm not even in the room anymore. I took in a deep breath as I brought my knees up to hug them. Yes I was still on the floor, but in fact it was sort of comfortable on the floor. They were still bickering back and forth to each other and I couldn't help but think of them. They were noisy (like I'm not) and some of the people in this room aren't that nice. Meaning Hidan's not nice and actually a total ass hole. I think one of the people just called Kuzu Kakazu and it makes sense somehow. Anyway Kakazu and Pein seem…okay. They just look scary. And Itachi? It makes me wonder why he's even sticking up for me. I would think he would hate me like everyone else in my family.

The thing that really got me was how I met these people in what? 15 minutes and I'm already getting made fun of because my scar and speech? It makes me sort of depressed…I need sugar.

"And anyway Hidan if you make fun of Tobi I could guess that Deidara would blow you up." Itachi grinned and I turned to look at him. All he did was smirk at me and I could only smile back.

"Why the fuck would Blondie hurt me?"

"Because Deidara was Tobi's best friend."

All eyes turned to the blond in question, "Really?" Hidan scoffed, "Because what about-"

"Shit it Hidan!" Deidara screamed causing me to jump at the sudden loud sound.

"Oh yeah he wasn't your best friend he was much more. So are you saying you don't want little Tobi to know about-"Hidan's sentence was cut short with a loud smack causing from Deidara's fist colliding with his nose. As much as I enjoyed seeing Hidan clutching his nose as he glared daggers at dei-dei, I couldn't help but feel kind of offended seeing as how I had no clue what he was talking about.

"What the hell you fucking heathen!"

"Don't speak of it! I don't care if he fucking knows because I don't care about him!" He screamed causing me to gasp and my eyes to widen. Did he…is that…yep I think my heart is breaking. I know that there's something wrong with him. But does he seriously hate me that much? My hair covered my eyes as I pulled down my hood to cover more of my face.

You know that tightening in your throat that shows your trying to hold in tears but soon you know they're going to explode? That's how I felt…until silent tears finally fell down my cheeks making me look weak. I couldn't help it. I truly tried but I wasn't able to be strong and not cry like a baby. I could feel the eyes in the room lock onto me and it causing me to tremble a bit.

"D-Deidara sempai…y-you're a…I-" How come I couldn't say anything? I mean I wanted to insult him but at the same time I wanted to say sorry. Sorry in how I was going to have to be in his life for the remainder of the school year and he was going to have to put up with me. He's a douche. A lot of people in this house are really unbelievable.

I couldn't stand it anymore. I was sad, and mad. Mostly mad and that was soon going to be my main emotion. I mean how could he just…say that! I missed him for 6 years and he has no feelings for me at all? Not that we ever dated but I mean have feelings as friends. I clenched and unclenched my fist, while I stood up from the ground. I stretched my arms far above my head, cracking my back.

"Tobi…" Itachi whispered, but I ignored him as I decided to leave the room all together. Kakazu and Pein stepping apart so I could walk through. But before I stepped out, so I could return to that stupid dorm, I glared at the wall. And my glare could possibly burn a hole through it if I tried hard enough.

I mean the walls just there…so I punched it. I don't think I punched it hard but I could just sense that everyone flinched so I must of. But I didn't stay to see if I left a hole, I just left, while everyone stared at my back.

When I finally made it to my room I noticed my phone beeping on the dresser. It was almost scary how a phone battery could be charged for days but when you need it, it runs out of power. With a deep breath I flung myself onto my bed while I multitasked in unlocking my phone at the same time.

+ U ok? I had a feeling

-Yeah I'm okay. Everything's perfect. I lied to him. In all truth I wish that I was telling the truth. But I wasn't.

Deidara has new friends, weird new friends. And he doesn't need good boy Tobi anymore. He said it directly to me that he doesn't care about me. But still…I can't help but love him. And sadly because I love him I want to know what's wrong with him, or what's wrong with me to make him hate me. Why does life have to be so complicated?

TBC…

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Might as well tell you why I like next chapter if you read this far T_T next chapter Tobi is back in his good mood but even better is…Zetsu! Yes Zetsu is in the next chapter and since I have my own character quirks Zetsu is not who he is in the anime or manga. You will understand when you read it. So bye bye!

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