Mama Kongo

There was a saying you could take the muggle out of the modern world, but you couldn't take the muggle out of the girl or something like that. Well Lily was, is, and always will be a crazy cosplay otaku fan girl, with a not so secret stash of cosplay outfits, figurines and other anime merchandise. So of course Harry always had a knack for snatching her figurines and playing with them. This time it was a show called Kancolle and the reason the house had an internet connection. Of course baby Harry was too young to understand much of anything besides the bright colors and music. So while Harry was happily playing with his new toy, Voldemort decided to attack his humble abode with the expected consequences.

"Waaahhh," Harry wailed as the scary dark man killed his mother. Now this made something click in the back of his young mind, the girl he was holding always made the dark colors go away so she should do the same thing here. Solution in hand Harry began waving the figurine at the bad man hoping the scary thing would go away.

"Muggle toys will not save you," Voldemort hissed pointing his wand at the child as an explosion of light filled the room. As the light cleared four sisters wearing identical variations of a Miko priestess outfit, blinked as they looked around the room.

"Where are we," the short haired one asked.

"A new abyssal base," the long haired one said holding a finger to her chin.

"Hehehe, aren't you just the cutest little admiral," the girl with buns in her hair giggled picking up a crying baby Harry. "Don't cry admiral, Kongo is going to take good care of you." Kongo said rocking Harry back and forth, like she remembered Houshou doing for a young Kaga and Akagi.

"He is our new admiral," the long haired one said.

"Yes, big sister is correct," Kirishima stated.

"But," the short haired one stammered, as flashes of light slammed against their bodies.

"Impossible," Voldemort hissed as the one shot one kill always works Advara Kreva failed spectacularly. The spell was supposed to destroy the soul of the target, a human target. In this case the girls were far from human, and their souls far more vast and powerful than anything a human could hope to have. The souls of battleships empowered by all of those who served on them, a force the advara kreva could never hope to even scratch. One final lance of green light was deflected by Kongo's hand as an afterthought as she cuddled baby Harry.

"Why do you want to harm this child," Haruna hissed glaring daggers at the cloaked man.

"I am lord Voldemort, and you will bow before me," Voldemort hissed attempting to control their minds.

"No, you tried to harm my admiral," Kongo growled handing the child to Kirishima.

"Sister," Hiei said.

"No," Kongo said.

"Big sister," Haruna pleaded.

"No, this is unforgivable," Kongo growled surround by particles of light that coalesced into massive backpack in the shape of muggle naval equipment.

"Sister, the house…" Kirishima protested.

"No my burning love will not allow it," Kongo said aiming the miniature cannons at the human who would dare to harm her admiral. "Burning Love!" Kongo roared unleashing her full power as the house exploded around them. It was never a good idea to fire guns indoors, doubly so for 14 inch naval cannons. The half of the house opposite the girls simply ceased to exist and a large crater took its place a few scraps of cloth all that was left of one Lord Voldemort.

"Should we be worried," Haruna asked as Harry clapped happily at the sight of the destruction.

"It could have been worse," Kirishima replied.

"Worse," Hiei said.

"Could you imagine Yamato, or Nagato," Haruna said.

"Right..." the three said.

"I heard that," Kongo called out as the house collapsed on top of them.

"James, Lily," a man screamed racing towards the burning remains of the house and the crater they collapsed into.

"I told you it was a bad idea," Kirishima groaned pushing a large oak been off of them.

"He was evil and needed to be punished, my burning love demanded it," Kongo replied. "And you liked it didn't you admiral," Kongo cooed as Harry continued to left off happy giggles at the destruction.

"Death Eaters," the man growled pointing his wand at the girls.

"Death Eaters," Hiei said looking at her sisters. "Is that food?" Hiei asked as her sisters and the man gave her a blank stare. "What…. I'm hungry."

"You know this explains a lot," Kirishima groaned.

"This is why you should never try Auntie Hiei's food, admiral," Kongo cooed.

"Hey," Hiei protested.

"She does have a point sister," Kirishima said.

"My food isn't that bad is it," Hiei replied.

"I think I heard Nagato say she'd rather go through the crossroads test again instead of eating your food," Haruna added.

"Oh," Hiei sighed.

"His name is Harry," the man said pointing a stick at them.

"And you are," Haruna asked summoning her own rigging.

"Sirius Black, his godfather," Sirius said. "And you are."

"I'm the name ship of Kongo class. Born in England, and raised in Japan, Kongo," the bun wearing girl exclaimed pointing to the air with a flourish.

"Second ship of the Kongo class. I won't lose in love or war, Hiei," the short haired girl exclaimed striking a pose.

"I'm the third ship of the Kongo class. Haruna here, I'll give it my best," the long haired girl added jumping next to her sisters.

"Fourth ship of the Kongo class. I am Kirishima, the brains of the fleet," the glasses girl said moving next to the group.

"We four are the Kongo sisters," the group exclaimed.

"Yeah," Kongo said with a flourish of cannon fire sure to wake the neighbors.

Sirius could only stare in disbelieve at their introduction and Harry's happy clapping. "Um… ok….." Sirius stammered. "So if you could just give Harry to me…."

"No," Kongo hissed holding Harry close.

"But….." Sirius protested.

"We would be remiss in our duties if we didn't report this heinous event to the local authorities," Kirishima replied.

"Yeah, trying to kill a child, like that is just wrong," Haruna added.

"Not to mention the funky supper weapons. Human's using abyssal cannons is a major problem," Hiei said. "He might even be some new kind of abyssal that can work on land."

"Agreed," Kongo said. "Do you think Admiral Nelson is still in charge?"

"As far as I know," Kirishima said.

"I hope Elizabeth has more muffins," Haruna added.

"Don't I get a say in this," Sirius demanded.

"No," Kongo said as the group walked off.

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"Um wasn't the London Bridge destroyed," Hiei asked.

"Yeah, and that giant ferris wheel thingie," Haruna added as they sailed down the Thames into London.

"We didn't end up in another universe again," Kongo asked.

"Well it wouldn't be the first time," Kirishima shrugged.

"I really don't want to deal with our doubles again, those fleet of fog copies of us were creepy," Haruna groaned.

"The naval base isn't here," Hiei said pointing out the lack of the main English naval base for British ship girls.

"Then we'll just go to Buckingham palace," Kongo said turning towards shore.

"You do realize that you can't just walk into Buckingham palace," Sirius said following along on his flying motorcycle.

"Oh don't worry about that, we have a standing invitation with Lizzy," Kongo said. "And I bet she is going to love you," Kongo said holding Harry up. "You look just like what a child with the admiral would look like."

"Um, I hate to break it to you, but I think that your sister is crazy," Sirius said.

"Great plan big sister," Hiei and Haruna said.

"Why do I even bother," Sirius groaned.

"We do have an invitation," Kirishima explained holding up a royal invitation.

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"So these girls and man, somehow have a private invitation to the palace signed by me," Queen Elizabeth said.

"Yes your majesty," the guard replied.

"And yet I have no memory of ever seeing you before," the queen stated.

"Well is it possible that…." Sirius said before Kirishima elbowed him in the ribs.

"How rude," Kirishima hissed. "I'm sorry your majesty it seems our dog isn't house broken just yet."

"Yes, he followed us all night, just like a puppy," Haruna added.

"You see your majesty it seems we have traveled to another universe again," Kirishima said as Kongo continued to feed Harry with a bottle graciously provided by the queen.

"So you said," Queen Elizabeth replied.

"Did this world also fight in a second global war in the 1940's," Kongo asked.

"Yes, the British, French, Americans, and Russians, fought together against the Germans, Italians, and Japanese," the queen replied.

"Oh ok, then this will convince you," Hiei chimed in.

"Wait Hiei…" Haruna said rushing to cover her sister's mouth.

"You used to secretly meet with Phillip whenever his ship was in port, so you could properly christen…" Hiei said before Haruna and Kirishima were able to cut her off.

"How could you possibly know about that," Queen Elizabeth gasped.

"Valiant, and Ramillies are talkative drunks, and can't handle sake very well," Kongo replied not even looking away from Harry.

"You're majesty, Admiral Nelson has arrived, and a Mr. Albus Dumbledore is insistent that he meet with you," an aid replied.

"Send in the Admiral and the old coot," the queen sighed.

"Troublesome paper pusher," Kongo asked.

"No more like a meddlesome old coot, who thinks he knows best for everyone," the queen sighed. "I don't suppose you've had to deal with his type before."

"Oh we've dealt with lots of shitty admirals before," Kongo said softly.

"Tea time surprise, does he need a tea time surprise," Hiei chimed in.

"I think we can save that one for later," Haruna said muffling her sister.

"I will leave him to you then. It's too early in the morning to deal with him," Queen Elizabeth said.

"You must be Mr. Dumbledore," Kongo said facing the old man as he entered.

"Yes, and you are," Dumbledore asked.

"I'm the name ship of Kongo class. Born in England, and raised in Japan, Kongo," the bun wearing girl exclaimed pointing to the air with a flourish.

"Second ship of the Kongo class. I won't lose in love or war, Hiei," the short haired girl exclaimed striking a pose.

"I'm the third ship of the Kongo class. Haruna here, I'll give it my best," the long haired girl added jumping next to her sisters.

"Fourth ship of the Kongo class. I am Kirishima, the brains of the fleet," the glasses girl said moving next to the group.

"We four are the Kongo sisters," the group exclaimed.

"Yeah," Kongo said substituting the traditional cannon fire with a flaring of their ship girl auras.

The raw power surging off the quartet of girls was immense. None of the girls possessed a shred of magic, and yet the energy flowing off of them was more powerful than Hogwarts. "What are you," Dumbledore said drawing the elder wand.

"Ship girls," Haruna chimed.

"Summoned here by my little admiral," Kongo said. "And you are not taking him away from me," Kongo hissed.

"But…." Dumbledore began to say.

"Your objections are overruled, or do you want to end up like that Voldemort guy," Haruna added.

"Voldemort, what happened," Dumbledore

"14in naval artillery shells," Hiei said summoning her gear.

"The best that Britain and Japan has to offer," Kirishima said training her cannons on Dumbledore.

"You can find out if you keep trying to take Harry away from me, and Harry likes explosions," Kongo said. "Don't you harry," Kongo giggled playing with her son.

"I tried to explain things Dumbledore, but they …," Sirius said before Kirishima cut him off again.

"Bad dog, no interrupting people, its rude," Kirishima hissed chastising Sirius.

"It seems you have overstayed your welcome Mr. Dumbledore. Now are you going to be a gentleman and leave, or are you going to be difficult," Elizabeth said rising from her chair.

"Please say yes. I've always wanted to go Tatsuta on someone," Hiei giggled with delight.

"I shall take my leave then," Dumbledore said before leaving.

"Poopy," Hiei groaned. "I never get to have any fun."

"I think we can find plenty of fun things for you're to do Ms. Hiei," Admiral Nelson said thinking of all the fun he was going to have with the wizards.

"Admiral-kun is to kind," Hiei said glomping the admiral.