Well hello again my devoted readers. I have found out about the lovely feeling I get when people read/ review my stories so I (oh so humbly) decided to start writing another chapter at half 11(pm). I hope you all enjoy and tell ya friends, also I apologise in advance for any spelling/grammar mistakes.

Me: Garra *clicks fingers* snap to it!

Gaara: *sigh* Messers-peaches does not own Naruto.

Me: well I did last night but... *hides whip*

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"Talking"

'Thinking'

(Me adding shit)

Inner Sakura / dark Zetsu

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(Last time)

I smiled as I hugged my friend.'Hey you feel that?''what?'' like someone is watching us?'I turned around to see a group of 9 oddly dressed guys staring back at me. 'aww shit''well his can only end badly'.

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(Sakura P.O.V)

I slowly turned my head facing my friends again, trying to keep the panic out of my expression.

"S-sakura-chan are y-you o-o-ok? You've g-gone al-l s-stiff" Hina-chan stuttered while trying to get my shoulders to relax. Well so much for the not stuttering. "Yeah 'course Hina-chan I'm totally fine" A forced smile stretched over my lips as my head stiffly turned towards my friend. "Ne, ne Sakura-chan the Akatsuki are all staring at you, ya didn't prank 'em did ya?" I quirked an eyebrow at Naruto's pale face. His expression snapped me out of my mild panic. "Who the hell are the A-pa-su-ki?" 'Sounds like some gay boy band, CHA!' (A/N so not true T~T)

"The Akatsuki, there only just the badass group of guys who rule the school! They're all diluents who have major anger issues" explained Tenten, a tanned brown eyed girl with her hair pulled into her signature buns. "Well I don't even know the Akatsuki so how could I prank 'em? They sound like some gay boy band"

"What you don't know us? Well that's not very nice and the part about the gay boy band is just plain rude" A smooth voice purred into my ear. My whole body became ice at that exact point, I could only sit and stare at the shocked face of my friends as the mysterious person breathed down my neck. My head spun round so fast I could hear the whiplash strike my neck. My eyed locked with the cool purple/gray bull's-eye rings of the mysterious speaker. 'Shit what do I say! I've just single handedly insulted the whole Akatsuki, made up of badass guys with anger issues, without even knowing them! INNER WHAT DO I DO!' 'ASK HIM IF PEOPLE THROW DARTS AT HIS EYES!'

"DO PEOPLE THROW DARTS AT YOUR EYES?"

'That, THAT IS WHAT YOU CAME UP WITH! DO PEOPLE THROW FUCKING DARTS AT YOUR EYES? I JUST SHOUTED THAT IN HIS FACE!'

'Well I for one don't remember the fucking bit and you could have said it in a more classy British accent' (I'm British btw... It wouldn't have made it any better )

'This is not the time to get smart with me Inner!' I was pulled out of my heated debate with Inner by a group of sniggering guys. "Um... what's so funny?" but this just seemed to make them laugh even louder. "Hey what do you guys want with Sakura-chan!" 'well Naruto snapped out of shock' I mused as he stood protectively in front of me. "Ahem, well actually we're here to ask you guys if you would come over to Itachi's for a sleep over" Carrot top said rubbing his neck with a bashful look on his face. (A/N OOC I know sorry -_-) "who?" Itachi why does that name sound so filmier.(?)

"That would be me." I glance up to see my worst nightmare.

"AHHH DUCK HAIR RAPIST GOT A TIME MACHINE!"

'SLAP HIM'

So I did... and then ran off. It wasn't my best moment of courage.

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(Hidans P.O.V)

I just stared in shock as Sakura (I think that's what that Naruto kid called her) ran off. Sakura. Sakura! Pink haired Sakura had just screamed at Itachi and slapped him... then ran. "Well that's what I call a hit and run" said Kisame, obviously trying to defuse the tension. 'Damn him, why did he have to say that!' I couldn't hold it in any more. The laughter bubbled up in my chest and burst passed my lips. After I had lost it everyone else seemed to, apart from Itachi of course. "Ahem, well I hope you can all attend" Pein smirked and placed a card on their lunch table with all the information and walked away. As he walked passed me he said "Well you do know how to pick them" he smirked and carried on walking, all of us following him, but I couldn't shake the sinking feeling settling in my stomach.

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Ta daaa! *jazz hands*

I hope you liked it sorry if it was a little short but I'll update again soon. Ideas are welcome! AND TELL AY FRIENDS!

Peace out and ja ne

~M.P ;D