Hey everybody! I'm the writer's friend ! I'm gonna do a few chapters! Oh... And my OC is miko... So yah.. I'm the one who introduced the writer to FMA *looks super smug* and I'm now watching (not reading I don't have the manga yet) brotherhood.. Brotherhood is better (am I right. ) and stuffs.. So yah...
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One particular new boy/girl was on her way to school. This 'particular girl' is Miko Hanazono, she is ridiculously strong and because when miko was a baby, her stupid cow of a father took her to China to learn and perfect various martial arts... However this Exceedingly dumb father took her to china thinking Miko was a boy. After discovering her gender 16 years later, he took her back home to live with her Mum as a girl who doesn't know how to beat up a army and probably a couple helicopters.

So here she was, 2 days after that happened trying to be a girl.. She sighed because she felt really weird in a skirt (because she was usually in her training uniform) and letting her super long hair that went down to her knees out of her usual high bun, but she knew she could not longer be a guy..

She was nearly at the school gates until she heard a sound. It was a cat... Her face lit up with delight because, SHE LOVED CATS! So, obviously, she ran in the direction of the cute lil' meows. The cat was a cute black kitten and had the fluffiest tail! And the kitten was just 12 metres in front of her! All eyes were on the cat as she ran towards it!Now she was a but a few steps from the cat who was shining up at her ( so cute ) But something crashed into her. And it was really heavy.. She looked to see some dark blonde headed guy. God dang it! She kicked him off. "A yo dude,what's your problem! I was here to for some cat but some guy rugby tackles me to da the ground! That ain't right! These are school grounds, so I bet you're from it, ya mo'€&*#*!?£$ This school sure is welcoming!" She shouted.

"Well, what girl pins a guy, she just bumped into, on the ground and presses a pocket knife to his neck? I didn't even see you take that thing out!" He replied... Miko thought for a moment and looked down to see a something that was a habit that she really shouldn't really be used to ... " Oh...Um.. Sorry... Old habit... We cool, yeah?." She remarked. The guy raised his eyebrow at this 'Old habit'... "Right... So ... Um... Can u give me that cat now?!" He asked as he waited for a reply But he sure did he get a nice, surprising reply, it was a roundhouse kick in the face, then she walked off. "What a weird girl" he thought. ( if you guys haven't noticed already this is Al... Obvs...)

Miko strutted away with the cat in her arms and realised that whole 'meeting' took a whole hour, and it was already lunch... She shrugged. It wouldn't matter, she arrived a few hours late anyway.

She strode into the cafeteria with the cat in her hands and searched for her old friend Natsume. Natsu was sitting at the end of the hall with some dude with plaited golden blonde hair.. Miko sat down next to her. The surprised Natsu turned to see who it was and to her delight it was her old friend Miko and she grinned wildly and squealed. The two girls hugged each other squealing."Woah! This cafeteria is Huge! You guys smuggling horses and $*!€ in here?!" Miko asked. " You are fashionably late and rude as always!" Natsu remarked. "Haha if chicks gotta problem with them the can go talk at the back of their neck, awight!?" Miko joked. " Who's this ?" Said the blond dude.

" Sup, man! I'm Miko and I'm probably in ur class. Natsu and i met in China!" Miko exclaimed. "How did u two meet?"he asked. The two girls looked at each other... "Well... Natsu was in China ,on holiday and got lost. She was wandering around when I spotted her from a roof. She was sooo worried she even wrote 'unlost' in that notebook.. Hahahahaha! So I managed to track down family and we became friends! We always messeged each other online and stuff" Miko said. "Hey that's embarrassing! And plus I was 6! But I'm totally different now and you are too! Look your wearing a skirt!" Natsu remarked. " Anyway I'm Edward and that's Alphonse." Ed said while pointing at the figure that was coming up to the tables. Al and Miko stared each other for two whole seconds. "Um... Miko this Al , Al this Miko?" Natsu said. The pair shooted eye laser beams at each other. Natsu and Ed jumped down under the table just in time. "Yeah, I know who this little $*!€ is!" Miko shouted while rolling up her sleeves.

"$*!€ is gonna go down" whispered Natsu and was replied by Ed going "Huh?". Ed and Natsu watched as hellfire broke out and the pair started throwing stuff at each other. "So much strength..." Ed whispered in awe." What did I do to deserve this you little !?&€ $£#" Al sneered . "What are they throwing at each other?! Books... Books.. There goes a chair... A drink... A cow.. Wait... What?! A ambulance... A car... A few more books and another statue..." Natsu whispered to Ed. " Oh ya? You tiny !?&€! You bloody $£!*%# $£¥+!?#% !)€ &"%#* , $£?!*%#!lLittle mo'fu!$ka! Uggggghhhh!" Mocked Miko. Miko lifted up the cafeteria table and smashed it into Al's face. But Al came back with the nearest thing he could find... MISS. JOHNSON! Miko easily dodged the throw and watched as the teacher smashed into the wall.

The teacher managed to stand with the help of a few brave students. " Principal office now!" She screeched.. "FFFFFUUUUUU..." Miko and Al muttered in unison.