-1Denpa Henkan! Uzumaki Naruto! On Air!
Summary: A NarutoXRNR/MMSF Cross story. While town gazing at the hokage monuments, Naruto finds something...well more like something interesting finds Naruto.Watch as Naruto fights with his new powers to protect his precious people. RockmanXHarem
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A/N: Lets see…I haven't released the last chapter yet…so I don't have much to say…except…Where are you Shouri no Hana?!
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She pulled a Houdini on me…
Oh yeah…before you guys ask…well you probably wont…but anyways…Naruto falls asleep at important or random times just like Luffy from One Piece.
One last thing before I type the chapter. Do you think this story is good enough to be continued? I feel pretty inferior to Shouri No Hana's fic. Last time I saw, she had only seven or eight chapters up, (Of course that was like one month ago…but that's more than what I did.) now she has twelve.
I just wanna get a positive review from people.
Oh yeah, one more thing. Cygnus Wing does not have a host, I'm taking a piece from the manga and making all the Denpa Humans (Besides Naruto and War-Rock) in this fic as individual entries. Meaning they have no human partner or FM-ian partner and vice versa as they were actually born that way.
For example, Rockman was born as Rockman, Naruto never existed, nether did War-Rock.
Spedclass
Sorry but theres no way I'm putting in older women
Disclaimer: Hourou Shunketsu does not own Ryuusei No Rockman or any of its characters, or Naruto or any of its characters...or the Nintendo DS...or that piece of pie…
Another two weeks has passed and no sign of any other FM-ians, or that Harp Note girl. But Naruto didn't want to worry about that. Because today was the genin exam, and Naruto couldn't have been any more excited. To be a superb ninja, you would need a partner that would always be there by your side and to help you stay out of trouble, intelligence, and most importantly: common sense.
Naruto doesn't have any…
"Okay lets make this a memorable day War-Rock, how should I do this?" Our favorite blond asked.
"Lets see, add some spots here, there and there, and one more over there." War-Rock replied. Naruto did as told.
"Finished!" Naruto yelled.
Naruto had successfully finished vandalizing the hokage monument. War-Rock was there to instruct where to paint so that all the kages looked like FM life forms at his home planet.
The first hokage looked like a electric Denpa Human. (A/N: Guess who…)
The second hokage looked like a crab of some sort. (A/N: Guess who…)
The third hokage looked like a red ox. (A/N: Guess who…)
The fourth hokage looked like the chibi face of Kyuubi. (A/N: Uh….)
The fifth hoka-Wha?! Fifth? Indeed on the right of the fourth hokage, a painted face of Naruto was there along with a chibi version of War-Rock on his head.
"Ah perfect!" War-Rock grinned.
Responsible partner-"X!"
Naruto then finished off with a 'This was done by Uzumaki Naruto' on the side of the monument.
"Naruto! You idiot! We're not supposed to let people know! We'll get caught!" War-Rock yelled at him.
"But then how are people supposed to know that I did it?" He asked. War-Rock smacked his head.
"Don't you have any common sense?!" Naruto responded with a 'Uh…'
Common sense-"X!"
"Naruto!" They both heard. They turned to the side to see chuunin coming after them.
"Run!" War-Rock instructed. Naruto did without hesitating. Naruto was doing a pretty fiar job at the beginning of the chase. While running, Naruto turned around to see if they were still tailing them.
Naruto then ran into a pole.
Intelligence-"BIG X!"
"Baka…" War-Rock muttered. Naruto just ignored the comment and kept running, eventually he used a camouflage sheet to blend in with the fence.
Minutes passed.
Naruto was getting anxious and wanted to leave.
"They must be gone by now." Naruto thought. But he didn't see the gestures War-Rock was making.
As soon as he revealed himself, there was Iruka standing right in front of him with an annoyed face.
"Naruto!"
Naruto was surprised by this and stumbled back; he hit his head on the fence and passed out.
Iruka and War-Rock sweat dropped.
War-Rock went inside Naruto's DS, while Iruka dragged Naruto to the academy.
The class burst into laughter as Naruto was dragged into the class. The laughter caused Naruto to stir, then wake up.
"Uh…where the hell am I?" Naruto said still half asleep. He began to look around; he saw the whole class giggling.
He frowned as he turned around to see Iruka. Apparently, Iruka had a big lecture and began to give it to Naruto.
Some time later, the whole class was on the edge of falling asleep. Especially Naruto.
"Iruka-sensei…can I go yet?" Naruto asked bored. Iruka frowned and gained a vein in anger. He hadn't listened at all!
"Class!" Everyone regained their composure. "Thanks to Naruto, we're all reviewing the Henge No Jutsu!" (Transformation technique) The whole class groaned.
Everyone lined up randomly. Apparently there was no exact order at which they had to line up.
Sakura and Sasuke had successfully done the henge. Naruto was next. But before he went, there were some not so quiet whispers behind him from a blond, and a boy with pineapple shaped hair.
"Naruto, this is all your fault." Came the blond. AKA Ino. "This is troublesome." Came the pineapple head. AKA Shikamaru.
"Hmph! This jutsu barely takes up any chakra, I don't know why everyone's taking it so hard." He said before stepping up.
"Henge no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled. The area around Naruto had become replaced with smoke. A few seconds later, a beautiful blond with whisker marks appeared as smoke covered the female body parts while wearing…well nothing…
This caused the male majority of the class to blush. While the female majority just stood there appalled at how Naruto would use such a jutsu.
What was most surprising was that Iruka is actually a pervert. Iruka flew back from the blood rapidly going out of his nose.
Naruto took this chance to run for it. Only to meet a closed door head first.
"Baka…" War-Rock muttered.
"Itai…" Naruto winced as he rubbed the spot where he had gotten hurt.
"Naruto! Cut your stupid tricks! This is your last warning!" Iruka yelled somehow putting tissue paper into his nostrils.
"Chikushou…" Naruto mumbled.
Class ended that day. But before Iruka let them go…
"Class, don't forget to come here tonight at six o'clock P.M. for the genin exam."
The class then left. All except Naruto.
Iruka had kept him back to clean the hokage monuments.
Naruto grumbled as he scrubbed the faces of the hokage monuments slowly. Naruto didn't like this. And War-Rock's taunting wasn't exactly helping either.
"You better clean all of it Naruto. Your not going home until you do either." Iruka warned.
"So what? Its not like there's anyone waiting for me! And this is so boring!" Naruto yelled back.
Iruka mentally sighed. He knew Naruto didn't have any parents.
"Hey why don't I treat you to some ramen after you finish? I don't exactly wanna be here all night either."
"All right! Wait…don't you remember? Ichiraku was destroyed…" Naruto said with tears in his eyes.
"Oh yeah. Then how about we just go somewhere else? You need to eat something else besides ramen if you want to prepare for the genin exam."
"What? Fine! As long as its free." Naruto said scrubing the last spot of the graffiti he had placed on earlier with War-Rock.
In the end, they only ate at a restaurant that contained no ramen despite Naruto's disagreement. Somewhere in the middle of eating, Naruto asked if he could wear Iruka's headband.
"This? You can only wear one of these when you become an official ninja of Konoha." Of course, he rejected.
Naruto got revenge by getting seconds four times.
Iruka's wallet groaned in pain that night.
It was time. The time for the genin exam and nothing was gonna stop Naruto!
"The test is on the Bunshin no Jutsu." Iruka said. Naruto sulked immediately.
Except maybe a jutsu Naruto could never do in his entire lifetime.
One by one, Naruto watched as each student came in, and with smiles on their faces as they came out. It was obvious that they all passed.
Unfortunately, that made the blond even more nervous. His chest tightened. And tightened even more with each passing second until he felt like he couldn't breathe anymore.
Calm down, calm down! Naruto thinks in his head. Even war-Rock tries to calm him down. Unfortunately, it was harder than it appeared to be. Anymore of this, and Naruto could swear he could've puked.
"Uzumaki Naruto." Iruka called. Naruto felt as time had just froze for a moment. He hesitated. Took one step forward. Then stopped with widened eyes.
War-Rock saw the problem and came out of Naruto's DS.
"Baka! What are you doing?" He asked.
"I…don't know if I can do this." He said shakily.
"Uzumaki Naruto!" His name was called once again.
"You'll never know until you try. If you refuse to do this, you'll probably spend the rest of the year wondering 'What if'. Now get in there!"
"Uzumaki Naruto! Last call!"
Naruto took a step forward. And this time, he didn't hesitate at all.
Walking into the room, he saw Mizuki and Iruka. Both of them looked somewhat annoyed.
"Naruto, to pass this test, you'll have to make three bunshins." Iruka said calmly.
Naruto nodded. He formed a seal and stopped. Slowly a fury of chakra erupted from all around Naruto.
"Bunshin no Jutsu!(Clone technique)" Smoke appeared and closed in around Naruto. Once the smoke dispersed, there were three dead looking clones right next to Naruto. They twitched in a rhythmic pattern…similar to Jingle Bells…
Nartuo then twitched the last note.
"You fail!" Iruka told him with a exaggerated head.
Fortunately, Mizuki apparently had a good side, suggesting to Iruka, that Naruto actually did make three clones. And that they could pass him with a very low score.
Unfortunately, Iruka disagreed. Saying that even though he did make three clones that could be used as a distraction. They could never be used to fool or distract a real enemy. This caused Naruto to slump down in depression. He walked out of the door and the classroom door, leaving the academy school.
He eventually came across his favorite swing. It was old, but was still very sturdy. He often came upon it as a little kid whenever he was depressed. This seemed like a good as time as any to sit on it. So he did.
It was seven o' clock P.M., and Naruto watched sadly as each student had been congratulated on how they passed.
War-Rock tried to cheer him up, but to no avail.
Naruto eventually heard some not so quiet whispers about him.
"Hey, I heard he was the only one that failed."
"Isn't he the…" She continued, but was interrupted.
"Shhh! We're not supposed to talk about that."
Naruto sighed. And picked up his goggled, fastening it on his head. (A/N: I honestly forgot that Naruto even had goggles as the beginning of the anime. So just know that he has them even though I never mentioned them. Lol) He was about to leave, until he saw a shadow hover over him.
"Mizuki-sensei?" Naruto looked closer to confirm who it was. It was indeed Mizuki. "What are you doing here?" He asked. War-Rock came out of the DS and watched intently.
"I just came here to tell you. Iruka doesn't have anything against you. He means well, he just doesn't want you to get hurt out there in the ninja world." He replied. Naruto nodded.
"Yeah, but still, I won't have another chance to graduate until next year." He replied sadly.
"You know, I actually know another way of graduating…"
"Really!? How?" Naruto asked in excitement. Mizuki began explaining the idea.
I don't like the sound of this…War-Rock thought.
A few hours or so later, news of the forbidden scroll being stolen had reached out to the chuunin majority of Konoha. They were to find Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto grinned happily as he looked inside the forbidden scroll. Looking at the first jutsu, Naruto frowned.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow clone Technique)?" Naruto sat there with a frown. "A bunshin technique? Oh man!" He growled in frustration. But decided to learn it anyway as solid clones could be very helpful in the future.
Naruto grinned to his clone that stood a few feet in front of him. Amazingly, he had done it.
"Hey what's the difference? It isn't solid!" War-Rock complained. Going through the clone repeatedly. Naruto smacked his forehead.
"Baka! That's because FM life forms cant touch anything at all!" Naruto explained. War-Rock sweat dropped.
"Anyways, lets check out a few more techniques for you to learn." War-Rock motioned for Naruto to sit down and continue reading. Naruto did so.
He moved the scroll over to check more techniques, none so far sounded like they could help. Except the Bakuretsu Bunshin no Jutsu. (Exploding clone technique) (A/N: I forgot what the actual justu name was, it was Dai-something but since I don't want to search for it, I'll just use this name for it instead) But that seemed that it would take too long to learn, so he had War-Rock memorize it so he could learn it later.
As he kept searching for more techniques, one suddenly caught his eye.
Gear Second
"What the…is that even a jutsu?." He asked himself confused.
This is not a jutsu
Naruto sweat dropped. And continued reading.
This technique, is neither ninjutsu, genjutsu or taijutsu. But it is definitely useful. This technique gives the user a accelerated blood flow, providing the user's body a sudden burst in speed and strength. Both mentally, and physically. While in this state, the user has the ability to use soru, a technique of high speed movement. Similar to the Shunshin no Jutsu. (Body flicker technique) But the user has to have seen the Shunshin no Jutsu in action to actually use another technique similar to it. Beware, this technique is only useable to a few people in the world. As the increased blood flow would over stress any internal organ causing it to explode.
Naruto winced at this.
Another side effect, is that the increased blood flow would deplete the user's energy stores and nutrients rapidly, leaving the user exhausted. Although this may be fixed by eating food.
Naruto grinned. This technique sounds really cool. Although the organ exploding sounds too risky. Naruto decided to learn this technique, and use it as a last resort.
Naruto read over the instructions on how to perform this technique. It was confusing as it said to vasculate excessive pressure within the legs to kick-start the accelerated blood flow.
"Ah War-Rock, I don't get this." Naruto complained.
War-Rock re-read it a few times and came up with a conclusion.
"I understand, but its sort of self-explanatory. But try this; focus catra to your legs, then try using the catra to push your blood down to your legs and hold. Then release your catra holding the blood." (A/N: This is somewhat self explanatory and doesn't make sense kinda, so don't feel bad if you don't understand it)
Naruto nodded and formed a seal. Slowly, he pushed chakra into his body and pushed most of the blood down to his legs. Naruto's eyes widened as his legs suddenly looked as if it gained round muscles. Naruto then released his chakra and saw that the 'round muscles' had went up his thighs back into his body. He felt blood rush up to his heart at a much more accelerated rate. (A/N: It is true that the blood flow may go back to normal at a time, but just ignore that fact. Its called a fan fiction for a reason XD) He could already feel the blood flow through him at an accelerated rate. He could definitely feel stronger, and faster.
"Ok now repeat it once more." War-Rock commanded.
Naruto did as so, and felt his body become hotter. He looked at his hands; they were pink! As well as the rest of his body. And something that looked like steam flowed out of his body.
"Is…is this it?" Naruto asked still examining himself. "Congratulations Naruto, I think you got it. The scroll said that it gives your more strength and speed right? Try testing it."
Naruto ran to a tree and back to where he was. It was true, he had becoming much faster than his usual speed. Deciding to test out his strength, Naruto punched a tree next to him using about half of his strength.. The results were shocking. Naruto's fist drilled into the tree bunk at least one fourth of the way in. Naruto wanted to play around with his new technique more, but he suddenly remembered the warning. Gear Second causes his organs to over stress and explode. So Naruto quickly stopped the technique, and his body returned to normal. He already began to feel somewhat hungry.
How Naruto did it?
"How the hell did I do that? Its like I reacted on my own." Naruto said shocked.
"Why are you asking me? You're the one who did it." War-Rock said annoyed a little.
Naruto was about to retort, until he heard someone behind him.
"Naruto! What the hell do you think your doing? Stealing the forbidden scroll?!" Iruka yelled.
"Iruka-sensei! You found me pretty quick, I only had time to learn two jutsu! Well one jutsu, and one technique." Naruto explained. Iruka looked at Naruto's state of clothing, and he noticed that he had been training pretty hard.
"Ano sa! I'm going to show you a awesome technique and then you'll hafta let me graduate!" Naruto said flailing his arms in excitement.
"Huh? What are you talking about Naruto?"
"It's a rule right? You learn at least one technique from the forbidden scrolls and you get to graduate from the academy." Naruto explained.
"What? Whoever told you that?" Iruka asked.
"Why Mizuki-sensei of course!"
Suddenly, a giant shuriken was thrown at the both of them. Iruka dodged it, and Naruto luckily fell back in time for it to avoid him.
Mizuki stood on a tree branch with a evil grin on his face.
"Mizuki!" Iruka yelled.
"What the, what's going on?" Naruto asked confused.
"I knew this wasn't a good idea." War-Rock said.
"Ah arigatou, Naruto. Now kindly hand over the scroll to me and lets call it a day shall we?" Mizuki said.
"Naruto don't! He just wants the scroll for himself so he can use it to get stronger!" Iruka warned.
Naruto nodded and proceeded to hand over the scroll to Iruka. Only to be stopped by Mizuki.
"Demon brat! Hand over the scroll or both of you will be killed!"
"Demon brat? I know a lot of people call me that, but I didn't expect that you would too Mizuki-sensei. Why are you calling me that?" He asked.
Mizuki chuckled.
"You really don't know? Who you really are?" He chuckled some more. Naruto had a look of confusion on his face. Iruka had a shocked look.
"Mizuki! No, if you tell him, you'll be breaking the decree!" Iruka warned.
"I don't give a damn about the decree! When the fourth hokage saved the village from the Kyuubi no Kitsune, he didn't kill it. It was impossible to kill. The fourth didn't have a hoice, so he sacrificed himself and sealed it. Sealed it into a young boy. On the date of October 10th."He explained.
It didn't take long for Naruto to put two and two together.
"Y-you mean…"
"That's right! You are the nine tailed fox! The very creature who killed thousands of innocent people twelve years ago!"
War-Rock was surprised as anyone else. Who knew, that the one boy that he had chosen out of the whole village, so happened to be the jailer of the Kyuubi no Kitsune?
Iruka's eyes widened. Now that Naruto knew about his past, he's more unstable than ever.
To say Naruto was shocked would be a understatement. He was the holder of one of the greatest demons on Earth. And he's only twelve!
Naruto suddenly ran off, the scroll on his back.
"Naruto!" Iruka called. But he didn't come back.
"I'll just leave you here and kill you later. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get a scroll to reek havoc upon the citizens of Konoha." He ran off in the same direction Naruto ran off to.
Iruka smirked as he made a seal.
"Henge!"
Naruto ran on all four as he jumped from tree to tree breathing hard. War-Rock eventually caught up to him.
"Hey Naruto! Why are you running away? He's not that strong."
"I-I just need to clear my head right now." He replied. War-Rock just followed him and said nothing. It was pretty understandable.
Naruto found a nice spot and jumped to the ground and hid behind a tree clutching the scroll.
A few minutes later, he saw himself tackle Iruka. Which led to Iruka falling on the ground and Naruto landing.
But wait, that couldn't have been Naruto! Cause Naruto is…himself right? After some talking, Iruka revealed himself to be Iruka. While the other Naruto revealed himself to be Iruka in a henge.
"Why do you keep defending the demon? After all, he did kill your parents on that night. You should hate him."
"That's right, I do hate the Kyuubi." Naruto felt tears come out of his eyes as he heard this.
He does hate me…Naruto though.
"But Naruto, and the Kyuubi are two entirely different beings. He is just a normal boy with a demon spirit inside of him. I will never hate him."
Naruto's tears pulled a one eighty and they turned to tears of joy.
Mizuki fumed in anger.
"I was going to kill you later, but you are a nuisance and I shall get rid of you now!" Mizuki prepared to throw one of his fuuma shuriken.
No! Naruto though. He quickly jumped out of his hiding spot, and tackled head first into Mizuki. Mizuki slid back a few feet.
"If you ever…ever lay a finger on Iruka-sensei…" He paused for dramatic tension. "I'll kill you!" Naruto finished off with a demonic voice.
"I'll kill you right now and do the whole village a favor!" Mizuki stood up.
"Try it, I doubt you'll be able to touch me anyways."
"I've been waiting to try this new jutsu out! Shunshin no Jutsu!"
Naruto felt as time slowed down for a moment. He looked at Mizuki's feet and saw his foot move in rapid succession in the instant before he moved.
Naruto jumped out of the way before Mizuki could get him.
I need to distract him to use my second technique. Naruto though.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Naruto yelled as he made a cross seal.
Ten Narutos popped up ready to battle.
Naruto…you used the Kage Bunshin technique. The technique to create actual clones…Iruka thought with a smirk.
Nine Narutos dashed after Mizuki, using the little taijutsu Naruto knew. But they were no match for a chuunin's taijutsu. One by one, each clone disappeared with a 'poof'.
The real Naruto, was hesitating to see whether or not he should use Second Gear, as it could kill him.
But all it took was one look at Iruka to tell him the answer.
He lowered his legs and stood in a crouching position. With his hands on his knees, he used his chakra to push most of his blood from his upper body, down to his legs. The 'round muscles' appeared once again. Naruto's skin took the pinkish appearance once again, with steam emitting from his body. He then released all of his chakra holding his blood down and his blood immediately rushed back to his heart. He did the same thing once again.
The last clone was destroyed. Mizuki too a glance at the real Naruto. And was shocked to see a pink blond right in front of him. But merely smirked.
"Is that supposed to scare me? Changing the color of your skin and emitting steam from your body. So scary." He said mockingly.
Naruto put his right fist down on the ground.
"Gear, Second!" Naruto yelled. This time, Naruto felt as if he could go faster than last time.
Naruto got up from his crouching position and took a fighting pose.
"What happened to Naruto?" Iruka asked. War-Rock just smirked. He knew how the technique worked, and if he was correct, War-Rock wouldn't have to worry about Naruto's organs exploding.
"Enough playing, its time for me to kill you!" Mizuki yelled. He shunshined to Naruto. But Naruto was one step ahead and punched Mizuki right in the face as he came toward him. Narutos now increased strength, and how fast Mizuki came at him equals something really powerful.
Mizuki flew back and landed in a tree behind him. He quickly recovered and searched for Naruto. Only to find Iruka sitting where he has been.
"I can't see him!" Mizuki said to himself.
Naruto ran into Mizuki from the side and hit the side of his head. Mizuki flew back. But Naruto wasn't finished yet, he soru'd to Mizuki and hit him once again, it kept him flying back. Then Naruto quickly soru'd over to Mizuki, and hit him into the ground causing a small crater on the ground. Naruto landed on Mizuki's body, and back flipped over to the side.
"When you used the Shunshin no Jutsu. I saw, that before you moved, you kicked the ground about ten times." Naruto explained.
Mizuki's eyes widened.
"For my first time using it, I myself am actually surprised at how good I use it. I'm glad to know there is a way to move like this. And for this, I am glad to have met you. If you never told me to steal the forbidden scroll, I never would of learned this technique. With this I'll be able to protect everybody!"
This…academy student learned how to move as fast as someone using the Shunshin no Jutsu merely by watching it! And is using it right now! Mizuki thought.
Mizuki slowly recovered only to see Naruto disappear once again. He quickly scanned the area, but Naruto landed another hit to his head. This time, Mizuki landed smoothly instead of on his back.
Naruto didn't give him a chance to recover and jumped on a tree and pushed off. He landed a punch to Mizuki's head which flew into the ground. Naruto used the momentum to jump up into the air while grabbing Mizuki's hair and threw him up in the air. Naruto then jumped and hti as hard as he can into Mizuki's gut.
Mizuki started to fall down, Naruto took this chance to jump in the air using the trees and kick Mizuki's head which resulted in him falling to the small crater he had crated earlier. Making it slightly bigger.
The last kick had knocked out Mizuki. And he was twitching in the crater.
Naruto landed softly on the ground panting heavily.
"Chikushou, my organs haven't exploded but my body feels really weak after it." Naruto complained.
He then looked at the body, then Mizuki.
"Hehe, I guess I over did it. Huh Iruka-sensei?" Naruto said rubbing the back of his head.
Iruka only smirked.
"Oi, Naruto, come here for a sec, I got something for ya." Naruto did as told.
Meanwhile, the other chuunin that were ordered to find Naruto still haven't found them. But the third hokage straightened them out. Apparently, he had seen the whole fight oin his globe. And was proud to see how much Naruto has grown.
"Ano sa, Iruka-sensei, can I look now?" He received no answer. Until Iruka gave him the answer.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes to see Iruka without his headband, and the goggles that he normally wore, was in his hands.
"Congratulations Naruto, you graduate." Iruka said smiling.
It took a while for Naruto to take all of this in. But finished as soon as War-rock started doing his victory dance.
"Ano…Iruka-sensei, can we eat? I'm hungry." Naruto said rubbing his stomach. Gear Second had drained all of the nutrients in his body.
The three of them laughed…well only the two of them laughed if you didn't count War-Rock.
That night, they had ramen. Making Iruka's wallet on the verge of passing away. (A/N: Passing away to the side of emptiness. TT Poor little guy)
The next morning, Naruto had to get a picture taken for some reason. Of course, Naruto had to make the picture out of this world. Naruto had actually wore different clothes. But really it was only slightly different from what he normally wore.
He wore his black shirt that he normally wore under his orange jacket. And for his legs, Naruto wore orange shorts with black lines running down each side. Naruto also added something interesting.
"Hey kid, are you sure you want to do this?" The photographer asked.
"Yeah yeah I'm sure! Just take the picture already."
"Fine."
Somewhere else, the FM king took a cruise around Earth to inspect it.
"Say cheese."
"Cheese!" War-Rock and Naruto said.
The picture showed Naruto wearing some make up of red and white. And for some reason, War-Rock was in the photo as well. Right on Naruto's right shoulder.
The FM king became bored and flew away from Earth.
Naruto was walking to the hokage tower to turn in the photo. He looked at the photo confused.
"Hey War-Rock, how come you're in this picture?"
"How am I supposed to know? Maybe the FM king took a cruise around Earth for a while causing me to appear temporarily." War-Rock joked. Naruto laughed in response.
'Hehe, yeah right." At this moment. The FM king sneezed. "Well who cares, you and I are partners, there shouldn't be a reason why you can't be in it."
"NO!" The third yelled.
"Aw! How come!"
"I have no idea why or how you got that makeup on, and that little blue guy there, but re-take the picture."
"Why not?" Naruto and War-Rock snickered.
"Re-take!"
"No!"
"Re-take!"
"No!"
"Re-take!"
"Oiroke no Jutsu! (Sexy Technique)"
"Re-what?"
Naruto's remale counterpart appeared.
"Onegai? Hokage-sama?" In a sexy pose.
Which caused the third to fall back with a nosebleed. Naruto reversed back and his eye twitched.
The third regained his composure and before he could resume talking, the sliding door to the side opened.
"Old man! Today, is the day, I defeat you!" The boy ran but tripped on his scarf.
He recovered quickly and scanned around.
"You!" The boy pointed to Naruto.
"Eh?"
"You tripped me didn't you?!" The boy accused.
"What are you talking about? It was your own fault you idiot!" Naruto said grabbing the boy by his collar.
Suddenly, a strange man with a Konoha headband and sunglasses ran in the room.
"Honorable grandson!" (A/N: I didn't watch the first sixty episodes of the subbed Naruto so I don't know what he calls Konohamaru.)
"Put him down! Do you know that he is the grandson of Hokage-sama?"
"Really?" Naruto looked confused and looked at the boy.
Hehe, now that he knows that, he won't dare lay a finger on me. The boy thought.
"Oh well if you put it that way." Naruto punched the boy on the head. Which caused a big bump.
"I don't care if you're his mom! I'll still hit you!" Naruto dropped the boy on the ground and walked off.
'Honorable grandson!" The man ran over to the boy to see how he was. But the hokage caught his attention.
"Konohamaru causing problems again?" The man nodded. The third sighed. "Take him out and continue training him." He ordered.
The man nodded and turned around only to see nothing.
"Where did he go?!"
Naruto walked in the streets of Konoha. Right now war-Rock had decided to go to sleep. So he went back inside the DS.
He continued walking until he saw some fence lines that didn't match with the other fence lines.
He sweat dropped at the sight.
"That's the worse disguise in the history of worst disguises!" Naruto said while pointing an accusing
"Hehe, your pretty good." The boy pulled off the disguise. Which wasn't really a disguise. "Good enough to be my rival!" He declared.
"Rival? No way! I have better things to do than to play with some little kid." Naruto huffed and started walking away.
"Wait!" The boy yelled.
"What now?"
"Teach me that technique that you used to beat the old man with!" He commanded.
"What? The Oiroke no Jutsu?" Naruto asked. He nodded.
"Nah." Naruto tried to walk away once again.
"Come on aniki!" This made Naruto stop in his tracks.
"Boss huh? You know what? I'll teach you the technique." The boy cheered. "So what's your name?" Naruto asked.
"Everyone calls me honorable grandson, but my real name is Konohamaru. And I prefer it better."
"Hmmm ok Konohamaru. Lets start." Naruto looked around. "There!" Naruto pointed to an attractive young lady around her early twenties.
"Try transforming into her first." Konohamaru nodded.
"Henge!" Konohamaru disappeared and was replaced with that woman. Except, with a bigger girth, bigger arms, bigger legs…and well bigger everything.
"AH! Wrong! Horrible!" Naruto responded.
"Is this your idea of making fun of me?" The woman who appeared out of nowhere asked.
"Wait, what?" Naruto was met with a fist.
"Hey aniki. Are you ok?" Konohamaru asked. Naruto had a right black eye.
"Yeah. Something like this is nothing for a super cool ninja like me!" He announced proudly.
"Ok, lets start with the next one. You know how to do the transformation right. But you getting the body shape wrong. But I have an idea on how to fix it." Naruto lead them to a hentai comic store. Naruto doesn't look at hentai, so he just picked up a random comic on the rack.
He skipped to half of the doujin and visibly blushed. Konohamaru blushed too, but he actually liked it.
Naruto made a move to give the doujin back to the rack, but the manager had already stopped him.
"Naruto!" A fist came flying towards Naruto.
"Aniki! Are you ok?" Konohamaru asked once again.
Naruto's left eye this time had been blackened. Naruto didn't feel like talking so he just nodded.
Naruto motioned for Konohamaru to follow him. He lead him to the bath house and both of them stood in front of it.
"Ugh…ok Konohamaru, this is the last place to go to before phase one is finished." Naruto explained.
"So what do we do?"
Naruto just grinned softly.
"Henge." Naruto turned into his female counterpart. It didn't take long for Konohamaru to know what to do.
"Henge!" He turned into a obese young girl about his age with thick lips.
Both of them slowly walked into the girls section of the bath house.
Seconds after they entered, screams were heard.
"Naruto! What are you doing in the girls side?!"
"Eek! Hentai!"
Naruto's screams were heard throughout Konoha.
Naruto's face was covered in bruises. And his clothes were a mess.
"Ok now that phase one is complete, lets move onto phase two! Try it." Konohamaru nodded.
"Henge!"
"No no skinnier!"
"Henge!"
"Make her more curvier."
"Henge!"
"This is going to be a long day…"
The man with the sunglasses had came to the place where Naruto and Konohamaru were. They were drinking soda after training. Konohamaru had told Naruto about his dream to be hokage. And he said he wanted to be one fast. Naruto kept this in mind.
"Honorable grandson! There you are!" His eyes turned to Naruto. His eyes turned to Naruto. And he glared at him.
Aw its those eyes. The ones everyone give me. Naruto thought.
"Your coming back with me." He made a move to grab Konohamaru's hand. But he backed away before he could.
"No! And now, I'll defeat you with my newest technique!" He made a seal.
"Henge!" Konohamaru disappeared and in place, a attractive girl with brunette hair appeared, with a large chest. She was wearing…well nothing. Just as Naruto's female counterpart.
The man had stepped back and blushed. But it didn't finish him. Konohamaru transformed back.
"Aw man! It didn't work!"
"Such a inappropriate trick shall never work on me. Now come!" Konohamaru stepped back. But Naruto stepped in front of him.
He formed the cross seal and summoned up chakra.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" A little over twenty Naruto's appeared and circled the man.
"Kage Bunshin eh? I am an special jounin! It'll never work on me: Ebisu!" Naruto grinned.
"Henge!" All the Naruto's cried.
Soon the whole battlefield had become surrounded with female Narutos. Naked.
They all pretended to swoon over Ebisu. Pretty soon, he had enough, and flew back from his nose bleeding so much.
He lied there, twitching.
"Wow! Aniki! That was amazing!"
"Hehe, arigatou. But remember this. There is no shortcut to becoming hokage. It takes nothing but pure effort. And if you ever do get to the point of becoming hokage. Remember, that the one person you'll have to beat to become hokage, is me: Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto said grinning.
Konohamaru stood there stunned. He eventually smiled.
"See ya Aniki!" Konohamaru yelled.
Naruto pulled off a good leave. Instead of saying anything back, he just put his right hand in the air. Without turning around. Indicating a 'ok' sign.
"You look like such a bad ass." War-Rock said. Now having been awoken from the short battle earlier.
Naruto just grinned.
Thus, Naruto goes home. Resting up for tomorrow. Where he gets assigned a team.
Finally, I finished this chapter. Originally, I was going to finish two chapters, and finish the third chapter halfway through and then post the two new chapters I finished.
But I was too lazy and I'm just going to post this now after I finish it.
I gave Naruto a new technique, but don't think of it as all invincible. Rock Lee could be able to see Naruto move. And Naruto could probably only use the move for seven...eight minutes. Tops. And after that, the effects disperse. using again after almost all of Naruto's nutrients have been drained, may cause ba big strain to his body.
Sorry about the delay, and for the two to three month absent.
But anyways, hope you've enjoyed this chapter.
BTW I'm too lazy to put the gray line thing in every scene change so I'm just doing it to to the beginning and end.